Danniella Westbrook #17 Saint Danniella, Our Lady of Fruit Corners

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I noticed Nataya is social media friends with Chris Mundle and she's based in Worcester like him.
But whose house is she at? It sounded like she said her friend was called "Ems" :unsure:
It's either an OnlyGrams photo shoot or they are cooking up some scheme to flog filtered photo set to the tabloids to rinse some cash - probably going to rent a hotel room with the usual gurning and toilet shots and multiple lingerie changes. Who has Bobby?
 
At this moment in time there is a poor makeup artist in Birmingham in floods of tears as he or she faces the greatest challenge so far in their career.

Trying to make Polo look beautiful. They have had to pop out for a few minutes as they pick up an industrial size bucket of polyfilla and a bricklayers trowel. and some cans of spray paint They then have the unenviable task of filling in the holes and trying to make her lopsided sunken face pass as feminine human. They will be at this challenging task until late this evening. Thank God for NASA grade photographic filters as they look at the self inflicted mess before them. They will go away thinking you can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter and hold your nose.
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The mystery is why is Polo getting made up this afternoon?

1) A date with her mysterious made up Turkish millionaire boyfriend or some made up romance story to fleece the tabloids.
2) A sleazy photo and video shoot in a hotel room for OnlyGrams.
3) A made up post operation photo shoot (remember the plaster over nose pictures from September) showing the 'remarkable' transformation after her latest bout of made up surgery getting prepared for a fabricated big TV comeback or starring role in a film that will never happen.

 
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I wonder which mug is having her over for Christmas dinner?
Her Dad is dead so she can't pretend to be caring for him and then gatecrash the residents Christmas Party at his sheltered housing complex. Big Amy is a moron if she lets Polo stay over Christmas again and let a woman with a thing for teenage boys share her sons bed. I doubt either of her children want her over for Christmas. And I doubt her Mother wants her. Her new 'friends' will all be with their own family and friends. Will she be alone fingering her fruit corner online for strangers for cash?

And 2025 - she did duck all in 2024 apart from lying and causing trouble appeared in a few podcasts and whinged in the Louis Theroux interview. Any predictions what our lady of fruit corners will get up to in 2025?
 
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