Daniella Westbrook #11 Teleporting all over the map, posting the usual fantasist crap
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Error404
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She's not been online (onlygums) for one day it says. Someone needs to contact her Social Media Team 
Obviously she's either on the streets or she's sofa surfing in a hotel lobby or a McDonald's drive thru, probably not got the cash to top up her GiffGaff sim, so shes strumming her Apricot Fruit Corner for £5 she'll be back in a few days with some BS story.
Obviously she's either on the streets or she's sofa surfing in a hotel lobby or a McDonald's drive thru, probably not got the cash to top up her GiffGaff sim, so shes strumming her Apricot Fruit Corner for £5 she'll be back in a few days with some BS story.
~*~Jess~*~
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… oh wait
NotAgain?
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She's not been online (onlygums) for one day it says. Someone needs to contact her Social Media Team
Obviously she's either on the streets or she's sofa surfing in a hotel lobby or a McDonald's drive thru, probably not got the cash to top up her GiffGaff sim, so shes strumming her Apricot Fruit Corner for £5 she'll be back in a few days with some BS story.
I bloody loathe fruit corners. When you talk about Daniella's I always imagine it to be that manky cherry one that looks like someone with tuberculosis coughed it up. Like lumpy blood
Sorry!
NotAgain?
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Or some one decked her
She was probably off her head and scratching at herself. Remember she said her finger went in it
She is someone no one should operate on, she's just too impulsive, unclean and drugged up to ever get a good result. How she's never ended up with an MRSA is anyone's guess. She is the Crackroach - invincible 
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Dollylovesshoes
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Omg
where we going Fruit corners or round the ‘bend’ 
WTF am I talking about.
Take no notice of me,too many G&T marks cans only 4 but duck me.
where we going Fruit corners or round the ‘bend’ WTF am I talking about.Take no notice of me,too many G&T marks cans only 4 but duck me.
SpindleWhorl
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I always drink them when I'm on the train. That 8% will get you though!Omg
Take no notice of me,too many G&T marks cans only 4 but duck me.
Dollylovesshoes
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I know so effin naughty.Oh well duck it.by the way I’m not on
I know it’s not great having a drinkie but sometimes threads make me run to em (me gin cans)
NotAgain?
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I know so effin naughty.Oh well duck it.by the way I’m not on
I'm a wine drinker but I buy my mum those Tanquery Gin cans when she visits. She gets awfully chatty on them and then just buggers off to bed without saying anything. I would surmise from that that they are rather more-ish and quite strong!
Just watch yourself on the staircase, I've had tp scoop mum up at the bottom a couple of times
This is why I never do spirits or cocktails.Love you Dolly
Error404
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I bloody loathe fruit corners. When you talk about Daniella's I always imagine it to be that manky cherry one that looks like someone with tuberculosis coughed it up. Like lumpy blood
Aww I'm sorry, I was eating one at the time of making that comment weeks back and it's seemed appropriate to call it that.
She's not a cherry or apricot nor is she a strawberry or a blackcurrant, she's more a *Side Corner* from Lidl. Smaller with little to no taste and a crusty edge.
SpindleWhorl
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Not had a muller corner for bloody years, but i did used to like the one with little milk and white chocolate balls lol
TerrifiedofKittens
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And so Polo's mystery trip to the USA is over.
She appears to have spent most of her time alone in a hotel room fingering her fruit corner. She wandered the street alone. Went to a few shops but strangely didn't post pictures of her purchases. Visited a few tourist spots. Went to a few nightclubs. Did a few 'glamour' shoots with the photos taken by Slimy Rhymi.
And that was it. Apart for a hint about possible American surgery in a cryptic message.
I think this is the first 'holiday' where none of the British tabloids have covered. Perhaps her 'social media team' are going to drip out photos and stories over the next few weeks.
She appears to have spent most of her time alone in a hotel room fingering her fruit corner. She wandered the street alone. Went to a few shops but strangely didn't post pictures of her purchases. Visited a few tourist spots. Went to a few nightclubs. Did a few 'glamour' shoots with the photos taken by Slimy Rhymi.
And that was it. Apart for a hint about possible American surgery in a cryptic message.
I think this is the first 'holiday' where none of the British tabloids have covered. Perhaps her 'social media team' are going to drip out photos and stories over the next few weeks.
NanTheWiser
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She’s hardly in jail? Wonder was she caught with drugs on the plane? maybe she went as a mule….
Error404
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Completely agree with everything you say,
but i have noticed ever since she defedned Russell Brand a few weeks back, the red tops seem to have stopped publishing click bait about her. I think she's finally put the first nail in her coffin regards media attention, only time will tell.
HollyGolightly
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I've just seen on his Facebook page that Ben Hatchett announced last month that he's expecting a baby. I think that's why she posted that old vid of them kissing in bed, to cause trouble with him and his partner. That must be why they fell out.
She's so bitter and twisted isn't she, can't let anyone else be happy
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She posted this the same day he announced the pregnancy and tagged him in it
She's so bitter and twisted isn't she, can't let anyone else be happy
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She posted this the same day he announced the pregnancy and tagged him in it
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wibble
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Phwor... she's like the girl next-door...
If you live in the Munsters house.
TerrifiedofKittens
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I've just seen on his Facebook page that Ben Hatchett announced last month that he's expecting a baby. I think that's why she posted that old vid of them kissing in bed, to cause trouble with him and his partner. That must be why they fell out.
She's so bitter and twisted isn't she, can't let anyone else be happy
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She posted this the same day he announced the pregnancy and tagged him in it
She is complete and utter scum. I wonder what was happening in Robbie Williams life that made her post the bullshit about him being her best boyfriend ever before admitting they had never dated or had sex! She just can't accept that people move on forget about her and make a life for themselves - she has to try and tit on them and cause trouble. She normally leaves in her wake very bitter people who dislike her with a passion and she revels in that hatred because she can play the victim. She can't stand people who moved on and have happy lives without her and ignore her. That would explain the Ben Hatchett posts - she is trying to ruin someones life who has forgotten about her and moved on.
Flowerpotgirl
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I've just seen on his Facebook page that Ben Hatchett announced last month that he's expecting a baby. I think that's why she posted that old vid of them kissing in bed, to cause trouble with him and his partner. That must be why they fell out.
She's so bitter and twisted isn't she, can't let anyone else be happy
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She posted this the same day he announced the pregnancy and tagged him in it
Desperate much? God she is mean spirited. Why drag everyone down into your tit?
TerrifiedofKittens
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Pay her some cash and she will stir her fruit corner for you. Have a bucket ready and a rusty spoon to gouge out your eyes and plenty of mind bleach. Long term damage to your mental health is a side effect of viewing naked videos of Polo in her naked glistening gurgling glory.
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