Cruise Creators #3 Dystopia of the Seas

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AKW24 said:
Watched Emma's recent cruise with her brother and while she was talking about separating the beds further than what Cunard stewards already set up, she added that she slept upside down when she went on the river cruise with her father.

Interesting and weird. They were clearly separate beds with their own bedding. Rolling across the middle would cause you to fall down the separation.


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If you're head to toe, your genitals still are in the same place.
 
RJH said:
It's because of wankers like this people with diabetes couldn't get hold of injectable medication like Victoza.
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He'd shed a few pounds, instantly, If he ditched the dead cat glued to his head.
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You can call me a wanker any day of the week and I'll take it as a compliment. The injectable I am on had nothing to do with any shortages for diabetics but meanwhile I'm going to be less of a burden on the NHS in future.

Hopefully CruiseTwat will also be less of a burden too.
 
JuneJuneHannah said:
You can call me a wanker any day of the week and I'll take it as a compliment. The injectable I am on had nothing to do with any shortages for diabetics but meanwhile I'm going to be less of a burden on the NHS in future.

Hopefully CruiseTwat will also be less of a burden too.
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So if it wasn't Victoza, whats your point?
 
Theodore said:
Ben. Tell us without telling us you’re on the Ozempic. All of a sudden, years of struggling with weight and here we are… suddenly skinny. And.. for the record, he looks ill. “My weight loss journey “ he says. Yes love your journey to the private doctor for the Ozempic prescription.

I have to hand it to David, he was a chub who presumably lost it through will power.
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I think david looks too thin. He's like a bag of bones.
 
Yeh, B's on the injections.

He's eating less than usual on camera, which makes sense. (GLP-1s suppress the appettite, right?)

Looking well imo. Anthem looks tit though.
 
I'm trying to stick to Tattle rules by not naming accounts with smaller followings, but...

There's a cruise couple with relatively small numbers that are constantly posting an #ad luxury cruise. Their content is painful to watch, not because it's low quality (they're one of the few putting out high-quality videos in the luxury space) but because they're so unbelievably false.

It's the constant "Ooh, darling. Isn't this marvelous?" "Shall we have a chocolate, darling?" "Oooh let's, darling." "Don't they look marvelous, darling?" "Oooh we are naughty, darling." :sick:

Does anyone know who I'm talking about? They're constantly on luxury ocean and river cruises and it's always comped.

They're the definition of insufferable. It's a constant hate watch but I want to see the luxury ships. 😫
 
Hoopla said:
Yeh, B's on the injections.

He's eating less than usual on camera, which makes sense. (GLP-1s suppress the appettite, right?)

Looking well imo. Anthem looks tit though.
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The one I was on (just finished up) completely switched off any interest I had in alcohol too which may also account for his rapid weightloss. I would imagine all the cruising would involve lots of social drinking. They slow down digestion which means staying fuller for longer so less likely to hit the snacks during the day. Or at least my one did.
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Hoopla said:
I'm trying to stick to Tattle rules by not naming accounts with smaller followings, but...

There's a cruise couple with relatively small numbers that are constantly posting an #ad luxury cruise. Their content is painful to watch, not because it's low quality (they're one of the few putting out high-quality videos in the luxury space) but because they're so unbelievably false.

It's the constant "Ooh, darling. Isn't this marvelous?" "Shall we have a chocolate, darling?" "Oooh let's, darling." "Don't they look marvelous, darling?" "Oooh we are naughty, darling." :sick:

Does anyone know who I'm talking about? They're constantly on luxury ocean and river cruises and it's always comped.

They're the definition of insufferable. It's a constant hate watch but I want to see the luxury ships. 😫
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No idea who you are talking about but the description reminds me of the insufferable couple on Gogglebox who matched their chairs to the wallpaper. 😂😂
 
Hoopla said:
I'm trying to stick to Tattle rules by not naming accounts with smaller followings, but...

There's a cruise couple with relatively small numbers that are constantly posting an #ad luxury cruise. Their content is painful to watch, not because it's low quality (they're one of the few putting out high-quality videos in the luxury space) but because they're so unbelievably false.

It's the constant "Ooh, darling. Isn't this marvelous?" "Shall we have a chocolate, darling?" "Oooh let's, darling." "Don't they look marvelous, darling?" "Oooh we are naughty, darling." :sick:

Does anyone know who I'm talking about? They're constantly on luxury ocean and river cruises and it's always comped.

They're the definition of insufferable. It's a constant hate watch but I want to see the luxury ships. 😫
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How are they getting comped cruises if they have such a small following? I am sometimes suspect of channels that say something is comped or an ad when they have a small following. In many cases it isn't comped at all and they are saying it is because they think it somehow gives them clout. Makes them feel superior somehow.
 
preener2345 said:
How are they getting comped cruises if they have such a small following? I am sometimes suspect of channels that say something is comped or an ad when they have a small following. In many cases it isn't comped at all and they are saying it is because they think it somehow gives them clout. Makes them feel superior somehow.
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Great point.

Watched their YouTube videos a few times over the last year (whenever they popped up when searching a certain line) and didn't think much of them.

Clicked on a recommended Facebook post from them today – that's when I noticed #ad on every single post – Viking, Riverside, Seabourn etc.

Just took a look at their stats:
  • Insta: 4.4K
  • Facebook: 2.1K
  • YouTube: 59.9K
So 60K on YouTube is all you need for a lifetime of comped luxury cruises, darling?
 
Hoopla said:
Great point.

Watched their YouTube videos a few times over the last year (whenever they popped up when searching a certain line) and didn't think much of them.

Clicked on a recommended Facebook post from them today – that's when I noticed #ad on every single post – Viking, Riverside, Seabourn etc.

Just took a look at their stats:
  • Insta: 4.4K
  • Facebook: 2.1K
  • YouTube: 59.9K
So 60K on YouTube is all you need for a lifetime of comped luxury cruises, darling?
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OK I have to see this, give better hints please 🤣
 
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