Bank mortgage manager...
"Ok conor I see you went on two lads holidays,a cruise holiday,also 32 transactions for Chinese resteraunts on Tuesdays, Valet cleaning car service every fornight"
Ah ye very very busy have you seen all my buddy cups opened future is bright!!
"Also you spent 2000 euro on salt bae resteraunt at Xmas"
Ah ye was a once off ye know yourself got let the people know I'm loaded!
"OK conor thanks for coming in,unfortunately you will need to stop thinking your solid and your living well beyond your means!!
When he went to the black forge the other day,his tik tok was the most embarrassing thing iv ever seen from him,I got full on second hand embarrassment seriously!!!
Look at me Conor mc gregor notice me and repost my story the state of his steak and he's like omg unreal steak like best value and price around etc etc blah blah
He's a man child of the highest order!!!