Conor Ryan #3 Dumped by Aoife, stole his granny's house, receding hairline, and hung like a mouse

[corkspill]

How has he aged so badly in only a few years?

 

[MiamooMoo]

How has he aged so badly in only a few years?

Badness and greed. Oozes out of him.

 

[Herefortea135]

How has he aged so badly in only a few years?

Why would she still have the photo of him up

 

[dunkenchoc]

Hear me out … what if this is all just for clout????? And she’s not actually pregnant .. the bump is edited and the scan is fake and a couple of weeks down the like she some how looses the “baby”… he is so vile it would be something would do .. odd also that announced on Ellie’s bday when she soft launches her new man

 

[JessW123]

She would want to brush them extensions- she gives scruffy vibes

 

[Justanothergirl123]

She would want to brush them extensions- she gives scruffy vibes

One thing about Ellie and Aoife they were always groomed to perfection

 

[miserysorrow]

How has he aged so badly in only a few years?

"Thorn in her side" plus the fact that he happens to be on top of her is something I didn't want to visualise but ended up doing so, this is what happens when you misspell a word not even accidentally

 

[gabbysolis]

Hear me out … what if this is all just for clout????? And she’s not actually pregnant .. the bump is edited and the scan is fake and a couple of weeks down the like she some how looses the “baby”… he is so vile it would be something would do .. odd also that announced on Ellie’s bday when she soft launches her new man

Erm. Doubt it.

 

[irishnosebag]

‘dad’
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Shocked there’s not going to be a big extravagant tacky gender reveal tbh

 

[miserysorrow]

I wouldn't be surprised if he misses out on watching Nicole giving birth to their child just to do a sponsored video of him eating (with his mouth open and food particles all over his face like the turning hefty pig he is) a spicebag with Coca Cola whether it'd be in the Ilac or literally in the arse of nowhere in the Aran Islands. I wouldn't be surprised either if he did a sponsored video flogging some shitey product in the maternity hospital

 

[Littlediamond28]

I wouldn't be surprised if he misses out on watching Nicole giving birth to their child just to do a sponsored video of him eating (with his mouth open and food particles all over his face like the turning hefty pig he is) a spicebag with Coca Cola whether it'd be in the Ilac or literally in the arse of nowhere in the Aran Islands. I wouldn't be surprised either if he did a sponsored video flogging some shitey product in the maternity hospital

He'll be rating the hospital food

 

[miserysorrow]

He'll be rating the hospital food

tit we're giving him ideas!

 

[Turmeric123]

I wouldn't be surprised if he misses out on watching Nicole giving birth to their child just to do a sponsored video of him eating (with his mouth open and food particles all over his face like the turning hefty pig he is) a spicebag with Coca Cola whether it'd be in the Ilac or literally in the arse of nowhere in the Aran Islands. I wouldn't be surprised either if he did a sponsored video flogging some shitey product in the maternity hospital

Wait until he's eating the placenta with curry sauce

 

[miserysorrow]

Wait until he's eating the placenta with curry sauce

I wonder will he leave a review on the IrelandYumz (yes with a Z) page, "deh plahcenteh wus sow meeh-ee you gooys should troy dis ouhh verdy gud the curdy sawce wus dedlee"

 

[irishnosebag]

I wonder will he leave a review on the IrelandYumz (yes with a Z) page, "deh plahcenteh wus sow meeh-ee you gooys should troy dis ouhh verdy gud the curdy sawce wus dedlee"

Verdy verdy gud now

 

[Sleep_deprived]

‘dad’
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Shocked there’s not going to be a big extravagant tacky gender reveal tbh

Why is everyone calling him daddy in his comments - I wanna burn my eye balls

 

[Nike270]

I think they mean more they went to someones house that was going to their debs... Like a cousin or something. I dont think either of them were at the actual debs. Just went to a house for drinks and met each other

They met at a debs? Seriously. What person over the age of 19 would be seen dead at a debs.

 

[dddddddddddd]

His posts are getting more cringe, stop calling yourself dad

 

[GiggyBOO2]

‘dad’
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Shocked there’s not going to be a big extravagant tacky gender reveal tbh

I’d say they will find out but tell no one considering their first secret got spilled

 

[corksup]

Has anyone seen Mermajades stories ripping him out if it

However the last 2 stories shes about 3 prozac away from been signed in..