Comedowntothewoods #4 Katie the wet fingered dentist with her oversized commercial funnel

[ahkrin]

Title thanks to Carnations & Corner Baths and Marlborough parish council

Still grifting and living in a dump because the freebies aren't flowing quick enough. Has some planning woes on the smurf house. Anyone else want to add a better recap?

 

[griddlebonnet]

And now flogging gambling!

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Also still oscillating between £20k plus holidays and then declaring she is skint.

 

[Anotherct]

Also still oscillating between £20k plus holidays and then declaring she is skint.

Her version of skint is very different to mine

 

[SweaterWeather]

Her version of skint is very different to mine

Her version of funny, content, stylish, and work are all different to mine too. Oh and maybe parenting.

 

[Pilatesgirl]

Her version of skint is very different to mine

And everyone else's. She is delusional, I mean crying poor and then advertising for Sky Bingo........ I am speechless.

 

[lagoonlia]

Katie saying she’s always bottom of the pile for self care…. Has she got amnesia - she’s just had a cruise with her slave?

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Cruise with her slave, holidays to Iceland, Ibiza, Tanzania, Maldives, France, Corfu and skiing off the top of my head

multiple hotel stays, facials, beauty treatments, free meals and luxury candles and beauty products…

But yeah, self care is low on the priority list for Katie…

 

[curlywurlie]

And so it starts. has been sent some pooky lights

 

[Exhaustednurse]

According to Katie she only ‘occasionally’ gets sent free things….

 

[Mismatched Pegs]

According to Katie she only ‘occasionally’ gets sent free things….

Does she collect most of it in person? Or more likely send the husband to pick them up.

 

[CausticYoda]

On the beg for some new fitted wardrobes I see.

I'd be so ashamed if that was my 'job'.

 

[Dolly Dotty]

‘Help my choose’ continues. Does anyone really give a tit about her choice of gifted light switches? Bore off!

 

[Sure. name changed]

Expected to see Katie
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Not that they’d be seen dead in a caravan of course

 

[Anotherct]

Why do companies need to gift THAT much cheese. Why not just two and a chutney if they want to gift something?

 

[lagoonlia]

Greedy witch can’t even carry it all …. She’s a such a knob

Why do companies need to gift THAT much cheese. Why not just two and a chutney if they want to gift something?

 

[Rosie_Goldie]

If I'd planned a renovation for 3 years and knew I'd need to pack everything up I'd of kept, I don't know, my hello fresh delivery boxes ready to use rather then begging for cardboard boxes.

 

[merlot]

Nothing stopped her from cleaning this! Renovation or not, if she knew she wasn't getting the work done straight away she should have given the whole place a thorough bottoming when she moved in.

Dirty, filthy witch.

 

[Dawnienodaethat]

I cannot bloody wait for this shitshow to finally commence. The whining and moaning about having no pool, the ludicrous colours and patterns the overgrown toddler decides to use, describing everything as just beautiful and gorgeous, begging for everything because every one of her earth nuggets is a prisoner. It's been a long time coming but we're finally here

 

[Exhaustednurse]

I don’t understand why she is still moaning about the oven they have been using, when it was well within her gift to buy a cheaper temporary one

She bought a pool for the garden that cost far more , which she hasn’t used this year…so why not buy a oven that would have only cost £300 ish?