Colour Me Bootiful #27 She hasn't a tit or wit to her name

[Derrygirl13]

Maybe they reported her scary stretch mark no belly button stomach-

That fake non belly button freaks me out lol

 

[donegalwarrior]

I'd near send the proof to the caravan site. Where is it

Anyone do this? Lol

 

[Instaluva18]

Bet her Da steals knickers off people's lines the dirty aul bastard!!

The old pervert always gives me the major ICK

 

[donegalwarrior]

This expected tearfest is taking its time of coming. Hurry up Toni, we know your game
Ill start it for u. Boo hoo, I can't go anywhere because of M. Me mammy's not well, good to see her out of the house she's never in boo hoo. Poor paul is exhausted, aren't ye paul. aye. Can't wait to run off again to relax and refuel boo hoo oops I mean

 

[Culmore_Cat_Lady]

That's it, that's the post.

 

[Ayenawano]

Ear porn ?

Did she just spend well over 100 quid on ear rings from a place that she doesn't even know how good the quality is.

Going to work with a hair mask on? Sorry is this normal

 

[donegalwarrior]

Ear porn ?

Did she just spend well over 100 quid on ear rings from a place that she doesn't even know how good the quality is.

Going to work with a hair mask on? Sorry is this normal

It's not a hair mask, it's grease. Hasn't been washed since coldplay. When she told us a hundred times that's she's going to wash her hair

 

[Rightupmystreet]

It's not a hair mask, it's grease. Hasn't been washed since coldplay. When she told us a hundred times that's she's going to wash her hair

She didn't even wash it for Coldplay. You could see the dry shampoo residue when she had the rollers in

 

[HarryPotHead]

How long has it been since she washed her hair?!

 

[FatherJackHackett]

How long has it been since she washed her hair?!

 

[ZeroCraic]

I'm not sure which is funnier - the fact she said 'My slit looks too big, doesn't it?' or the fact the captions changed it to slut...

 

[Irishcharmer]

I'm just catching up and having a right chuckle

Her face is crazy. I can't cope with it the Botox, the crazy eyes, the lip! She just looks wilddddd.

Feels great but doesn't look great wan bit she would probably blame that on M too fs

 

[VioletBear]

Yousins she only leaves the house to work and that’s it apart from a morning at Pilates and getting her nails done.

 

[The original derry girl]

Yousins she only leaves the house to work and that’s it apart from a morning at Pilates and getting her nails done.

See she has the tippex nails done, she must be going somewhere

 

[Et tu Brute?]

See she has the tippex nails done, she must be going somewhere

Her next cruise….

 

[Derrygirl13]

Standing pulling a stupid face in a stupid outfit at 12pm on a Friday. You're just flat out Toni.

And see that shite about doing people's makeups. You dont do makeup anymore cause you're shite at it. And you know you are. Stop putting the blame on clients. She's a dick

 

[Donegalperson]

Wtf is she wearing, the trousers?? the blouse?? the jacket?? winkle pickers in 2024?? The facial expression?? Hideous

 

[Culmore_Cat_Lady]

She truly is the worst looking 40 year old I've ever seen.

Everything about the episode is giving sleezy 70s pimp

 

[HarryPotHead]

She truly is the worst looking 40 year old I've ever seen.

Everything about the episode is giving sleezy 70s pimp
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What in under god is she dressed as? Does she know Halloween is NEXT MONTH

 

[Et tu Brute?]

He gives me the complete boke