Cleaning with Mario Episode #134 The one where Hinch cut him off

[Chez300]

Did Mario ever actually say 'clutching ma beak' or is that a Tattleism? It makes me giggle every single time!

Aah ma lovelies this is my cue to re-read the wiki! I’ll get all cozy and read to night I need a good “hold your wee in” laugh!
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[twilightgarden]

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Sing it son! Get the bucket list ticked aff

Omg blast from the past! I went to see Singing Kettle when I wis a wean and Artie was fresh faced, he’s looking so old now.

 

[muscadet]

Thanks for the new profile pic

hard of eyeball co ordination

 

[mammaof3]

So Mario says as it's Oct (3rd) it's nearly November, so get ya Christmas jammies on noo.

While he is doing an ad for PLH he's doing a bleep washings.

Leaf tealight holder for his console tables. Or as Mario pointed out - tealeaf holders.
Leaf coasters.
Light-up witch hat houses.
Light-up pumpkin house.
Autumn wreath for next year even though he has 1 on the door and 1 on the outside.


He has mare tat to unbox at the weekend,.......joy.

Spoiler: Pretty Little Home Haul.

 

[scottloz]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

 

[blueblue]

In October my favourite trees aren't Christmas trees, but normal trees covered in "the style of a leaf".

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

For anyone who cba watching....

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Go click the kettle.
Treat yo'self.

 

[FakeAF]

Apart from a shiney new thread, what did I miss when I was on ma holiday, fine dining and drinking all the lethal ? Apparently nothing because these boring baw bags are still banging oan about wax melts. And can someone, anyone for the love of all things Whoville, please burn those Grinch PJ monstrosities?

 

[SuzyE]

He's copying other influencers with that feckin annoying tapping with his fingers. The only difference is he has no nails to tap

41 years old with kids pj's on

Just when you think he can't get any uglier. His infamous pose

 

[FakeAF]

Laying the foundations for a three day weekend. He must think his work is as stupid as him

If I rolled up at work whinging about feeling a bit off colour after a flu jab my manager would flip a table. Take some paracetamol and get on with it man.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

He really put no effort into that whatsoever looked like he cudnt be arsed in the slightest and don’t get me started on those bogging fuckin honking jammies !!!!

 

[twilightgarden]

I swear his nose has grown since his last stories! he’s one ugly bastard. Nothing to do with “lightening” so aye ️

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I’ve honestly never known anyone to buy so much bleeping shite.

 

[twilightgarden]

Am no well. Those crusty lips the clammy skin as he’ll be sweating in the Grinch pjs he’s been wearing for days.

 

[Realhousemouse]

Those grinch pjs That cheap sweaty fleece material is disgusting nevermind the fact he's wearing Christmas jammies and it's not even Halloween yet! Where's that White Company dressing gown gone?

 

[Ratgrrl]

For anyone who cba watching....

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Hello you lovely lot, I'm no well.
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*pulls face*
Go click the kettle.
Treat yo'self.

Aww hen,you're worth your gold in weight.So boujee also.Aye.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I’m not from the UK so not sure how you lot do things, but he is on some kind of government register, yeah?

 

[Beanpop442]

The grinch pjs have absolutely finished me off. What a bleeping weapon
Am no well hens, no well

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Its bizarre. How someone who has nothing wrong with him has so much sick leave. I've not been off sick for 3 years, and the only time in the last 10 years I've had sick leave is when I had covid 3 years ago.

Same hen, same. I had Covid two years ago and then the flu last month and that’s it. There’s always an underlying feeling of being a bit tit though but I have an affliction called “Child in Daycare”. It’s great. Every month we pay a quarter of our wages and in exchange we get a new virus.

 

[GreaseSpot]

He's copying other influencers with that feckin annoying tapping with his fingers. The only difference is he has no nails to tap

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41 years old with kids pj's on
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Just when you think he can't get any uglier. His infamous pose
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The gut hanging out over the waistband is pyoor bouji so aye
Hard of calorie deficit