Cleaning with Mario Episode #134 The one where Hinch cut him off

[SuzyE]

His bucket list is pathetic like him.

 

[Shrekssister]

That bucket list is a weekend to do list for most people. Freshen up paint, have visitors up, go out for the evening. Even blackpool isnae a massive ask, hotels cheap as chips. My weans asked to go in the summer, we were there 2 days later. Why can the wee freak no just behave like a human

 

[blueblue]

I feel seen hen, the same thing could be said about the photo on ma work badge

Bastart rats aww er yer work hen, you're gorgeous.
---

You n me both hen

You're a wee ride anaw hen.
---

My photo is 15 years old on work badge, surprised they still let me in

They let you in hoping to bend you over the bin Madge ya big cougar.
---
Also, can I just remind all you bleep wimmin that for, ahem, some of us it's REALLY DIFFICULT to learn to drive!

Sing it if ye paid for your driving instructor's second home

 

[twilightgarden]

@hopethishelpsallthebest I think you’ve given Maureen fae driving school the beak and Deek transformation before but nae sure if I’ve imagined it or not #hardofremembering

 

[Noseybonk]

I don't think he can afford many clothes tbh.

There’s nowhere to store clothes ma lovelies. The wardrobes are full of candles and Christmas decorations.



plus possibly butt plugs

sweet dreams

 

[MrsJ2000]

Bastart rats aww er yer work hen, you're gorgeous.
---


You're a wee ride anaw hen.
---


They let you in hoping to bend you over the bin Madge ya big cougar.
---
Also, can I just remind all you bleep wimmin that for, ahem, some of us it's REALLY DIFFICULT to learn to drive!

Sing it if ye paid for your driving instructor's second home

I had that many lessons I lost count Passed second time but I bloody hate driving even after 28 years. It’s nae fae me hens. I’m a passenger princess, it’s safer all roond

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

View attachment 3198316 q
@hopethishelpsallthebest I think you’ve given Maureen fae driving school the beak and Deek transformation before but nae sure if I’ve imagined it or not #hardofremembering

Seems familiar hen, but I just cannae remember. Here's a new one incase we're both hard of memory.

 

[Luckycorr13]

This is pyoooorr inspiration.. A nice cluttered radiator cover.
So bespoke.

Ber months, so si.

 

[Poptart]

“I barely got time to embrace that month”

Hard of September embrace

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

Extremely fine dining hens . I would pay myself to send him somewhere high end and see how he reacts. He’d mince in, declare it’s no fur him and leg it back to Castlevecchi.

Somewhere called the olive tree selling Asian food this food looks like its been sat in big pots for the last 12 hours and regardless of what you order, it will all be taken from the same pot

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Shall we revisit his 2024 Bucket List from the start of July?

View attachment 3197928 q

You need to get the lead out, Mario.

My bucket list has things on it like Bungee Jump in South Africa. Not to redecorate the hall & bathroom

That list just shows how sad and lonely his life is.
Imagine having to put on your bucket list ''make more memories in our with family and friends over''

New York in America
Also xoxoxo

 

[SuzyE]

Feckin 'Ber' month's. I hadn't even heard of it until this man child said it.
Grow up you stupid little man

 

[MrsJ2000]

All the grifters will be raging this year hens! No free shite from Tony

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

No harm hens but I think I’d rather be homeless than have any of that shite in my living room.

Nae debates

New York in America
Xx

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Feckin 'Ber' month's. I hadn't even heard of it until this man child said it.
Grow up you stupid little man

I’ve heard of it hen but it’s usually younger lassies getting all excited about PSL season and wearing chunky scarves and Ugg boots and stuff. Not 41 year old blokes in their little flats doing nothing except buying plastic junk. Just super weird and creepy how obsessed with autumn he is.
---

View attachment 3198829 q

No harm hens but I think I’d rather be homeless than have any of that shite in my living room.

Nae debates

New York in America
Xx

I’d rather sleep on the floor than buy my bed from somewhere called Discountbeds. Call me a snob but I’ve always been told you should never skimp on anything that separates you from the floor. That includes beds, sofas and shoes.

 

[SuzyE]

I’ve heard of it hen but it’s usually younger lassies getting all excited about PSL season and wearing chunky scarves and Ugg boots and stuff. Not 41 year old blokes in their little flats doing nothing except buying plastic junk. Just super weird and creepy how obsessed with autumn he is.
---


I’d rather sleep on the floor than buy my bed from somewhere called Discountbeds. Call me a snob but I’ve always been told you should never skimp on anything that separates you from the floor. That includes beds, sofas and shoes.

I hear you. He could probably get 3 new sofas and a bed to what l paid for my sofas, but you can tell the difference in quality.

 

[Gardengirl]

View attachment 3198829 q

Mario's Lounge Edit
bleeping hell, get me down there asap

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Mario's Lounge Edit ☠
bleeping hell, get me down there asap

Because that's what we all want - wonky tables and roblox sofas

 

[AllieBee]

View attachment 3198829 q

No harm hens but I think I’d rather be homeless than have any of that shite in my living room.

Nae debates

New York in America
Xx

Get the look? Why would I want my living room to be 6 foot square, full to bursting, grey everywhere and ugly furniture. Feck off mario

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Get the look? Why would I want my living room to be 6 foot square, full to bursting, grey everywhere and ugly furniture. Feck off mario

Don't forget the water running down the walls. Pure boujee