Cleaning with Mario #138 “Christmas, so aye”

[ayeayecaptain]

Oooh platform 4 she’s headin in this direction ma lovelies
What’s the appointment? Picking up your Christmas order from the Kandy Bar???

 

[Poptart]

I’m supposed to be cleaning ma hoose (front and back door, nae indanger squirrels in it) but am absolutely clutching ma beak laughing at you bleep trolls on this dayn of dawn. No yoke.

 

[Rayne]

Christmas is pure ruined

Marion’s squirrel journae is the Christmas present I didn’t know I needed


#Snakesalloverthisapp
#Squirelsalloverthisloft

 

[Noseybonk]

Christmas is pure ruined

Marion’s squirrel journae is the Christmas present I didn’t know I needed


#Snakesalloverthisapp
#Squirelsalloverthisloft 🐿

I’m coming oot of ma Jo Malane to say that that those two hashtags would make an amazing thread title if combined. FACTUAL!

 

[Turmeric123]

Oooh platform 4 she’s headin in this direction ma lovelies
What’s the appointment? Picking up your Christmas order from the Kandy Bar???

Nah he's got an appointment to visit Santa in his grotto to tell him hes been a good wee lass and ask for him to take the Rats squirrels back to the North Pole

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

I live behind a country park and I have had squirrels in the garden but never in the loft. I've only seen one red squirrel and that was way up north in the forest. We have however, had mice and rats when the council pulled part of the forest down to build houses. He has rats. Just admit it Maz. It's rats. Rats happen. And I am sooooo here for it in your safe space ️

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Aaaand here it is.....the next meltdoon
Clutching ma beak at yer comments, this is definitely the best thread on here ma lovelies.

But but he LOVES living there and widnae change it fur the world. It's his safe space and aww cozy. Ah mind the rats squirrels the first time roon. Couldnae happen tae a better person. Imagine that lump thinking he'd climb up there

 

[DramaQueen79]

Just emailed my mates at PETA. He can’t get away with his behaviour. He needs to respect their rights! Calling them bastards is not ok, it’s their safe space too #moanthesquirrels

 

[Madge2022]

New thread hens

Cleaning with Mario #139 The Lying, the Bitch and the Bathrobe; the Chronicles of Klarnia

New thread, just in time fur crissmas. A runaway winner fae oor very ain @AwwCosyWivDeek 🥔♥️ He's been really busy on his week off from polishing truncheons, crissmas markers, days out at theatre, works and friends nights out. Oh no he wasn't! Best Saturday ever fur the bleep wummin here wi...

tattle.life

 

[Luna25]

Oh hen’s she’s triggered for sure!

I think her problem is each year she see’s how it’s the same tit different day for them. he hasn’t made any big changes in his life. him and deed Deek still live in Beruit they don’t have much to show for their lives other than tat from home bargains!
Where as other’s on that app have progressed as an influencer and made good money from it.

He also doesn't do much at Xmas time for a normal person never mind someone who claims he is the king of xmas. Now the rats are back no wonder he hates life it sounds depressing as duck

Give your head a wobble M and get your life together and better it or stop moaning about things you can actually change but choose not too, only you can change it, no1 is going to do it for you! Stop living in fantasy land pretending to yourself that you are happy with your currently situation as it fooling no1 no even yerself Capish!!