Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

[FakeAF]

What an absolute balloon
Also

I thought wan of our arty 99% vile bleep wummin had superimposed his head into that picture. It looks like it’s been doctored and so forth!!

 

[honey&lemon]

3 months until Christmas and he’s sitting stroking his decorations. It’s not normal behaviour. Wishes his life away to get to Christmas every year so he gets some attention from strangers on “this app”

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Erm excuse me but autumn actually starts today and this loony tune is banging on about Christmas

 

[muscadet]

Deek did not pick this years theme, you are only saying that so when it's revealed to be Hinches theme from last year you can say you didn't actually copy her. We can read you like a book prick!

 

[twilightgarden]

I still think he's with Derek for his flat

And full time wage/credit card!
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What has Deek got in his hand?

 

[Luckycorr13]

Every year his tree gives me the heave.
He puts way too much on, surprised it doesn't fall through the floor, it would weigh a tonne!

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

 

[welshgirl2021]

And full time wage/credit card!
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What has Deek got in his hand?

I wondered that but I think it’s his other hand

 

[gilly31]

I wondered that but I think it’s his other hand

it's his other hand, he's got his hands cupped around his phone so Mariom canny see his messages with Domboi or his grinder app on his phone. so aye!

 

[AllieBee]

What an absolute balloon
Also

If he does get gifted a holiday (extremely unlikely) we should send the company copies of 'his' previous trip advisor reviews so they know what they are getting!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

He said last before it was even Christmas he had bought all his stuff for next year theme (this year) so he’s now saying Deed Deek choose this years theme. He’s also started buying Christmas stuff. I don’t believe he had chose last years theme or Deed Deek he’s going copy someone from last year with this years.
Autumn, Halloween, bonfire all still to go and he’s sitting organising Christmas stuff

 

[SarcasticEllis]

I’d love for them to be ‘gifteed’ a holiday to NYC. Mario losing his tit buying tat from that exclusive place Times Square and Deek grinning ear to ear cos everywhere stinks of weed

 

[AllieBee]

I’d love for them to be ‘gifteed’ a holiday to NYC. Mario losing his tit buying tat from that exclusive place Times Square and Deek grinning ear to ear cos everywhere stinks of weed

It would be fun. Neither of that useless pair would survive New York!

 

[UndeclaredAd]

What does Derek get out of it?

Stockholm syndrome

 

[SuzyE]

He's definitely got a problem to forget what he bought last year

 

[Curly]

If my husband who is a grown man described his Christmas decorations as making him feel safe I’d boot him in the baws. If he went a step further and declared this on social media I’d boot him twice!

 

[GreaseSpot]

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Tell me that's not this (duck it) year's bouji tacky hanging from the ceiling Mariomas seasonal decor?! Where will it point? The shitter? I mean his bathroom is as cold and wet as the north pole but even so
Mariomas has already begun to treatit us so aye and on day one of Autumn

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Nice to see they’re getting their monies worth out of those syrups. Still not a drop been used from those bottles.

 

[GreaseSpot]

If my husband who is a grown man described his Christmas decorations as making him feel safe I’d boot him in the baws. If he went a step further and declared this on social media I’d boot him twice!

#treatit
#deserved

 

[Madge2022]

He said last before it was even Christmas he had bought all his stuff for next year theme (this year) so he’s now saying Deed Deek choose this years theme. He’s also started buying Christmas stuff. I don’t believe he had chose last years theme or Deed Deek he’s going copy someone from last year with this years.
Autumn, Halloween, bonfire all still to go and he’s sitting organising Christmas stuff

Deek isnae even allowed tae choose a lightbulb fur Beirut towers. A 41 yo man sitting in September going through his crissmas decorations stash. Just naw.