Cleanandgleamit #6 Ten little ducks went swimming one day, seven died due to Georgia May

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Nobody on that Island works a full day.
She cleans round things which grates on me and I’m not ocd.
Nobody on the island can count.
Everyone on the island is like a rake, do they not get food delivered there?
She is not a comedian, it’s actually sad that she thinks she is.
Pissing in the shower is disgusting and not something someone with ocd would do.
God help the friend with the early morning hoovering sessions.
She can’t dance
 
10 ducks, I counted 7! If there was 10 that's 3 of the originals as Peggy is still missing, 4 from last years ducklings and 3 of this years, how does she not acknowledge this. And no they do not all look like adults, they are quite different.
I thought schools broke up this Wednesday but jowen went to camp so finished Friday, but why is Adam home and 'trimming her bush' which wasn't funny the 1st or 10th time she said it.
I was trying to remember how man ducks there were based on her names.

Marge and Peggy (Peggy has been missing for weeks)
Phil and Grant (one of them is the white duck) Ant and Dec, Stephen Mulhern and Buddy.

She has only ever acknowledged the death of one of this years ducklings the first night they were in her garden.
 
If I were the parents of the child who’s staying with them and saw her stories today I wouldn’t be too comfortable with my daughter being around those people and in their care. Mainly Georgia tbh, her personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired. Also the staged dance performance in the kitchen, so weird. Her behaviour and talking about it / posting it on Instagram just isn’t normal. I realise that she does it in an attempt to be funny, but it misses the mark completely.
 
Is she a size 6?
 

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Can you imagine if you had the misfortune to book the holiday cottage next to their house and you had those 2 gonks performing like they do outside your cottage…him running around like a kid with ADHD and her shouting “I don’t get it I don’t get it”….seriously….you’d be asking for a refund!!!
 
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