Cleanandgleamit #3 Hoover the carpets, Feed the ducks, Nobody really gives two clucks…

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No, just no Georgia. If I want to buy something I will find it myself online and pay full price. I refuse to line your pockets you greedy bleep!

Oh man, at least she's honest but I'm cringing so hard that she's begging for commission. What does she actually do to deserve it anyway? She doesn't do anything different to every other influencer, just sticks up a screenshot of whatever product Swan have nudged them all to promote, saying its amazing even though she doesn't own one and has never actually used it.

To be fair, she has promoted that dish rack every day for about the last 6 months! Did you know it's got a drip tray so it's great for small kitchens?
 
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Secret recipe, wouldn’t want it anyway because they look tit 😂 desperate much tagging Cadbury hoping for free mini eggs 🙄
 
Plenty more meat sauce and bechamel… slower cooking for a bit longer.
I have an Italian dad and have been taught this method which never fails me. It’s just a suggestion though - I’m sure your lasagne is bella! X



Yep… and an argument about weighing up his ingredients for food tech. Why is it such a hardship to do these things for her family? If he’s weighing them at home or school what difference does it make, he’s still learning!
Idiot.
Thanks for the tip I’ll try that it frustrates me so much cooking the sheets first 👍🏽
 
The way she went on at Jo this morning making his packed lunch... this is why they never do anything round the house Georgia! She’s a bleeping narcissistic control freak!
Winds me up so much the way she films herself when talking to her family. All a big act thinking shes hilarious.
You hit the nail right on the head there she is a bleeping narcisstic control freak.
 
I hope after him making pizza and liking it, she actually gives him the freedom to do it at home.

He's going to be a nightmare partner when older as he's been wrapped up and can't even breath without being moaned at.

she needs to pick her battles wisely with Jowan, instead of nit picking. Is it worth risking a fractured relationship with your son? He isn't allowed to do anything for himself because she won't let him then moans when he tries, same with her husband.

She's a micromanaging control freak, who needs to seriously work on her own issues.
 
She is in for such a shock now Jowan’s joined the Army Cadets! As the wife of a naval veteran, I know the routine 😂😂 He’ll have to bull - spit and polish! - the toes of his boots so they resemble a mirror, iron his uniform within an inch of it’s life - she doesn’t own an iron, her mummy will do it 😂😂 - learn how to use zinc oxide tape to prevent yomping blisters….. I could go on! She’s no flaming idea…..I’m glad to report 😂😂
 
Two days in a row now her stories have had such conceited songs over the montages. Superwoman and Hard working woman. Because you are carrying washing up the stairs at 9pm? Get a freaking life, lady! You wouldn’t know hard work if it hit you in the face. All you work hard at is your routine.

The reason that heart spunj has crap on it is because she doesn’t actually clean her floors, does she? I’ve said it before, if I sprayed bathroom cleaner on the floor and wiped over it with a manky cloth, my mother would give me a talking to and tell me to get a bucket of soap and water and do it properly!
She is not healthy in anyway. She seems to heal slowly. The mark on her neck from the pimple and scar on her hand she be looking more healed by now.
 
Two days in a row now her stories have had such conceited songs over the montages. Superwoman and Hard working woman. Because you are carrying washing up the stairs at 9pm? Get a freaking life, lady! You wouldn’t know hard work if it hit you in the face. All you work hard at is your routine.

The reason that heart spunj has crap on it is because she doesn’t actually clean her floors, does she? I’ve said it before, if I sprayed bathroom cleaner on the floor and wiped over it with a manky cloth, my mother would give me a talking to and tell me to get a bucket of soap and water and do it properly!
She is not healthy in anyway. She seems to heal slowly. The mark on her neck from the pimple and scar on her hand she be looking more healed by now.
She pisses me off when she always says ‘I don’t have time to sit down’. Yes you do, it’s just you choose not to because of your ridiculous ‘routine’ you foist upon yourself! She’s such a martyr and loves to play the whole ‘I’m so hard done to routine’ but the truth is she loves the attention.
 
Hard working woman, my arse. Sitting at home putting through Body Shop orders, and looking after her parents’ shop when she seems to feel like it isn’t exactly back breaking work. Yes, alright, I’m sure it can be stressful at times, but that’s all on her - nobody forces her to do the BS stuff in addition to her day job, that’s just greed.

As for the never ending housework, give it a rest. What’s with the “I could sit down for 10 minutes but it’s so nice outside I’m not going to”. Get lost. Don’t say things like that then complain about being tired or that you’re always on the go. She consciously chooses to be that way. How many times does she take the dog for a walk each day? Don’t get me wrong, what a lucky dog, but seems to me that rather than be in the house not cleaning (once she’s finished whatever in her mind needed doing) that’s what she does until she can go back and start the cleaning routine again.
 
Two days in a row now her stories have had such conceited songs over the montages. Superwoman and Hard working woman. Because you are carrying washing up the stairs at 9pm? Get a freaking life, lady! You wouldn’t know hard work if it hit you in the face. All you work hard at is your routine.

The reason that heart spunj has crap on it is because she doesn’t actually clean her floors, does she? I’ve said it before, if I sprayed bathroom cleaner on the floor and wiped over it with a manky cloth, my mother would give me a talking to and tell me to get a bucket of soap and water and do it properly!
She is not healthy in anyway. She seems to heal slowly. The mark on her neck from the pimple and scar on her hand she be looking more healed by now.
Does she even hoover or sweep her bathroom floors before wiping over?
 
I think If she did a list of things that needed doing every day that would be more beneficial, there's lots of methods out there to help. I don't spend long cleaning my house some days I don't even bother and it's always clean and tidy. She's poor with time management and that would be difficult for someone who states they have some form of ocd, maybe paying for treatment due to long waiting lists instead of buying lots of shite would be helpful.

Be prepared the night before and thank yourself tomorrow.

I'm glad her husband, parents and ad payments are able to fund her lifestyle
 
She is in for such a shock now Jowan’s joined the Army Cadets! As the wife of a naval veteran, I know the routine 😂😂 He’ll have to bull - spit and polish! - the toes of his boots so they resemble a mirror, iron his uniform within an inch of it’s life - she doesn’t own an iron, her mummy will do it 😂😂 - learn how to use zinc oxide tape to prevent yomping blisters….. I could go on! She’s no flaming idea…..I’m glad to report 😂😂
Don’t forget setting fire to the boots 😂. Can’t see her letting Jo loose with a lighter
 
She is in for such a shock now Jowan’s joined the Army Cadets! As the wife of a naval veteran, I know the routine 😂😂 He’ll have to bull - spit and polish! - the toes of his boots so they resemble a mirror, iron his uniform within an inch of it’s life - she doesn’t own an iron, her mummy will do it 😂😂 - learn how to use zinc oxide tape to prevent yomping blisters….. I could go on! She’s no flaming idea…..I’m glad to report 😂😂
She’ll stop him going within a couple of weeks. There’s no way she’ll keep up with all that & she’s too neurotic about him making a mess to allow him to do it himself
 
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