Cleanandgleamit #16 Shift from the Swift and get back to the Grift

[Shineyshine]

Sick of hearing about her new nighttime routine already - serum and cream with ingredients nobody’s ever heard of before. Not retinol or ceramides in this stuff. No, it’s magical filling spheres, plum juice and something she struggles to pronounce. Give me strength

Is that a new pigmentation patch beside her eye? Or is it another flare up of whatever it was on her neck. Looks a bit red.

 

[Shelps]

Imagine winning a Hoover at a charity raffle and them having to do an ad about it

 

[Holly1977]

Sick of hearing about her new nighttime routine already - serum and cream with ingredients nobody’s ever heard of before. Not retinol or ceramides in this stuff. No, it’s magical filling spheres, plum juice and something she struggles to pronounce. Give me strength

Is that a new pigmentation patch beside her eye? Or is it another flare up of whatever it was on her neck. Looks a bit red.

Her skin looks dreadful this morning . Really red and angry

 

[Shineyshine]

I can’t believe this numpty is wearing those furry crocs walking all over those stones and paths with the dog. That lining will be minging before long

 

[Tamij]

I can’t believe this numpty is wearing those furry crocs walking all over those stones and paths with the dog. That lining will be minging before long

Also, I hope she realises that Crocs become slippery as duck when worn in the wet…
Ask me how I know.

 

[Karenharte17]

Also, I hope she realises that Crocs become slippery as duck when worn in the wet…
Ask me how I know.

Oh I hope she’s filming when she does

 

[Tamij]

Oh I hope she’s filming when she does

As sure as eggs is eggs, she’ll have that blasted phone in her hand, because when doesn’t she?

 

[spongey]

Doesn't know the difference between "bought" and "brought" but knows what all these things are something isn't adding up

 

[Karenharte17]

How many times is she going to mention the holiday
Yes we all love a holiday but we know it’s just going to be
Another thing for me to do because adam Wouldn’t think to do it
I have so much going on in my brain & soooo much to do
How many links today
& just wonder what she gets out of davs travs sharing the link she wouldn’t do anything for free

 

[Furry92]

Anyone else think she needs a good hair cut? Her hair is longer, but it’s looking limper it needs a good cut. Or do they not have hairdressers on the island?

I feel seen hahahaha - tattle bingo for me showing that she’s had a hair cut in the latest hair growth pics.

 

[dorisboris]

So she says she is a thrill ride junkie, you might want to do a bit of research then into what rides are where Miss G! The big fast ones are at Universal - yes Disney have some but I think Joan might be a bit disappointed at Disney, my boys are Universal all the way

 

[RubyTuesday39]

How dare Adam go into his own kitchen and make toast
I used to think his singing and dancing were really annoying but living with her I now think he does it to cheer himself up. She’d make anyone want to go for a long walk off a short pier

 

[Shelps]

She fakley apologies for the amount of links, doesn’t want people to miss out, loves saving people money blah blah blah, literally 2 stories before her scheming little brain worked out that hairdressers could scam their clients with the need for extra hair cuts!

 

[Charlotte8964]

Oh I hope she’s filming when she does

She will go down like a sack of tit

only issue is there’s nothing to her. She could break a lot as she hasn’t got much ‘padding’

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

How dare Adam want to spend some time in his own house, how selfish of him

That Halloween make up she’s done is tragic. And it’s not just in a Sunday you have zero fashion sense G, it’s every day f the week

 

[Coconuttyyyy]

At this point, I don't know who's the bigger head.
Both a pair of childlike knobs.
Can you imagine the Inbreds in Florida??
Tragic.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Here’s a little tip for you Georgia, sprinkle the duck food before you put the bucket down then we won’t have to listen to you making a song and dance about putting your hand in the bucket when the ducks are eating

 

[Holly1977]

7:22 get up time . How can they not get up earlier . They are middle aged ‘working’ adults . Most people are getting ready to leave for work at 7:30/8

 

[KeepingUpWithThe....]

Just incase you’re all not aware it’s dark this morning

really dark

much darker than it has been

really dark

Also moaning Adam didn’t think of her when watching that new series last night and wait to watch it with her …. The other way round she’d be exactly the same. She’s selfish and never thinks of him yet he’s a knob this morning for going ahead and watching episode 2 without her

One last things …. It’s almost stove cleaning time incase you forgot .. she only uses the ash to clean the door!

 

[Elmoo]

She’s still ill. I assume she’ll go for a swim today, like she did at the weekend. Also ill .