Cleanandgleamit #15 Georgia’s off to the Isle of Wight and she’s worried about where she’ll take a s

[hollydollydaydream]

“Joanne was this heavy” she says carrying it and clearly knowing if it was heavy or not. “Oooh strong boy”. She is sooo weird if that’s the only way she knows to interact with her own children!!!

 

[Holly1977]

Why is she checking that her folding is ok ? Running it by Davina . About time she admitted that Dav runs the shop . She must sigh with relief when she finishes her 30 min shift and leaves

 

[NosyNorahh]

I’m so sorry if I offend anyone that’s a fan of this type of thing but…

What the actual f is that…

Ruby has the same ugly, smug looking under bite as this clown.

 

[Elmoo]

When does one wear a smock?

 

[Loustafford]

Doesn’t want the kids to have chips all the time but will quite happily load them up with cheese on every meal!
bet the kids love getting a proper amount of food when they get a takeaway!

 

[Shineyshine]

When does one wear a smock?

only if you’re an artist I think? Although in school we used to make do with one of our dad’s old work shirts and roll up the sleeves… I’d rather go back to that than one of those hideous things Georgia’s flogging.

 

[hollydollydaydream]

Ooooh can I come for tea pls Georgia. Sounds lush. 1970’s cheese soufflé and tiny roasties. Not. No wonder the kids can’t wait to go out with their mates and get a takeaway. I might “don a smock” while I eat my soufflé and really get into the spirit of the wrong century!!!! She hates August so much because the kids are around. What does that say about her????

 

[Foreverfalcons]

Is she really that dim? I don't think the duck needs deeper water, he needs a bigger space to be able to swim, the poor bugger can hardly turn round in that excuse for a tub! Please, somebody message her and suggest she puts the duck in the bath , I can't as she blocked me.

 

[Elmoo]

I love Jo and his mini egg thievery

 

[Computer says no]

I love Jo and his mini egg thievery

Or she could have placed them there to beg for more to be sent to her.

 

[Elmoo]

Or she could have placed them there to beg for more to be sent to her.

don’t ruin it for me

shall we send some to HIM with strict instructions to keep away from grabby g

 

[Computer says no]

Gonna ask for it to be gifted no doubt!

 

[Shineyshine]

I love Jo and his mini egg thievery

Funny how every time he does it it’s her last bag until next Easter… She must have a huge stash of them somewhere because she always seems to have them to make brownies too, but says she found a few. More lies.

 

[Libertine1975]

Clean washing on the patio? Ew. I'm sure it's the work dish towels as well...

 

[Tamij]

Clean washing on the patio? Ew. I'm sure it's the work dish towels as well...

The duck’s been merrily shitting on that all day.

 

[hollydollydaydream]

She wants the new wall to be “in-keeping” with the surroundings. Well a bit of old council railings should suffice then looking at that crappy view out of your lounge window Georgia!!!

 

[Elmoo]

She wants the new wall to be “in-keeping” with the surroundings. Well a bit of old council railings should suffice then looking at that crappy view out of your lounge window Georgia!!!

Just drag a paddle board against the wall. Much more in keeping

 

[Shelps]

This is was came to my mind:

 

[MinnieMaus]

That cheese soufflé looked like snot

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

1) Your ecover story should be marked as an ad
2) Clean your skirting boards you dirty witch
3) Jo saying well that’s a shame about the mini eggs was just everything. Maybe if you fed them properly he wouldn’t feel the need to steal food…
4) Why is it mental that Adam is in Scotland? What’s mental about that? Tell me you’re inbred without telling me you’re inbred, Georgia will go first…