Claudine Keane

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I saw Claudine years ago in a bar a few weeks after she had Robert and her figure was amazing. None of us could believe she had given birth just weeks before, her stomach was as flat as a board. She was beautiful.
 
Is she actually for real with her stories, I'm actually looking with my mouth open thinking if this is what money is no thank you!!! Sitting round dressed up in a hotel lobby, kids on screens, husband on phone, mother dressed up like a Christmas decoration thinking she's about 30 years younger than she is, drinking champagne. It looks completely tragic. She just can't resist the urge to get herself, her hair, her chanel earrings, her white dress her legs in every single thing she posts. I've seen serious levels of vanity on Instagram but this one takes the biscuit. But I feel she's so dim she doesn't even realise how horrendously boring and dated this whole look is.
 
Those poor kids following their vain mother around when I’m sure they’d much rather be home playing PlayStation with their mates and doing normal young lad stuff. I am knotted at the mother. It’s like Claudine is being haunted by the ghost of some auld one who wants to dress fifty years younger. She’s constantly on her coat tails 🤣

She is weak for herself 😆 you look trashy as hell girl and everyone around you looks totally bored of your tit.


Sitting on a fake beach staring adoringly at her own reflection just about sums her up
 
ahtisyourself said:
Those poor kids following their vain mother around when I’m sure they’d much rather be home playing PlayStation with their mates and doing normal young lad stuff. I am knotted at the mother. It’s like Claudine is being haunted by the ghost of some auld one who wants to dress fifty years younger. She’s constantly on her coat tails 🤣

She is weak for herself 😆 you look trashy as hell girl and everyone around you looks totally bored of your tit.


Sitting on a fake beach staring adoringly at her own reflection just about sums her up
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And I'm sorry but she's actually taking the piss with the sunset lover song over her beach stories😂😂eh the insta huns used that 3 years ago love. She hasn't a clue what cool or edgy is, it's all so naff, cliched, boring footballers wives stuff. And she's no spring chicken herself, yeah she's slim tall etc but she's pushing 40 carrying on like a 20 year old. It's mortifying the whole lot of it
 
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