ClareSurey #7 We r who we b u xxx

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she looks strange without the daft lips
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Wrathlonix said:
Omg her new video, made me chuckle remembered you @TrixieMattell . She’s got such little legs her boots usually fall down her skinny little tiny legs! 😂😂 oh to be itsy bitsy Clare and have that problem in life my legs being so teeny weeny that no knee high boots stay on.
Also dead at her poses for the boots. How can they be worth every penny when you haven’t bought them?
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That first picture is like something from Zara, pretzel shaped mogel and no idea what shite they're trying to sell you 😂
 
Ahh a newbie to Clare. St Clare, patron Saint of saving people through the medium of dance. Practises the violin less frequently these days and share inspirational quotes but doesn't quite hit the standards of English spelling and grammar. She's been through hell this last year, but now she's found her voice and trolloping ways as she dates numerous unknown men from Tinder, often introducing them to her son Dylan after 2 dates.

Dylan is incredibly proud of his amazing mummy, as Clare often tells us. She uses him instead of a boyfriend and he tells her how proud he is of her dancing on the Internet and sharing pictures with her flaps out. Dylan is 11 and will be suffering from severe trauma in the next few years from the emotional incest caused by his mummy.

Clare is also completely flawless and natural and at the age of 42 often gets mistaken for being underage. The last shopkeeper mistook the Wrinkly leather skin for a newborn and almost refused to serve her some night nurse for her horrendous insomnia which she treats with 20 coffees a day.

She's a facilities manager, influencer and a fricken deck but we love her and will continue to document her life daily, just because we can be who we r b u xxx
 
TrixieMattell said:
Ahh a newbie to Clare. St Clare, patron Saint of saving people through the medium of dance. Practises the violin less frequently these days and share inspirational quotes but doesn't quite hit the standards of English spelling and grammar. She's been through hell this last year, but now she's found her voice and trolloping ways as she dates numerous unknown men from Tinder, often introducing them to her son Dylan after 2 dates.

Dylan is incredibly proud of his amazing mummy, as Clare often tells us. She uses him instead of a boyfriend and he tells her how proud he is of her dancing on the Internet and sharing pictures with her flaps out. Dylan is 11 and will be suffering from severe trauma in the next few years from the emotional incest caused by his mummy.

Clare is also completely flawless and natural and at the age of 42 often gets mistaken for being underage. The last shopkeeper mistook the Wrinkly leather skin for a newborn and almost refused to serve her some night nurse for her horrendous insomnia which she treats with 20 coffees a day.

She's a facilities manager, influencer and a fricken deck but we love her and will continue to document her life daily, just because we can be who we r b u xxx
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This is the best bio and should be at the beginning of the next thread 👏👏
 
TrixieMattell said:
Ahh a newbie to Clare. St Clare, patron Saint of saving people through the medium of dance. Practises the violin less frequently these days and share inspirational quotes but doesn't quite hit the standards of English spelling and grammar. She's been through hell this last year, but now she's found her voice and trolloping ways as she dates numerous unknown men from Tinder, often introducing them to her son Dylan after 2 dates.

Dylan is incredibly proud of his amazing mummy, as Clare often tells us. She uses him instead of a boyfriend and he tells her how proud he is of her dancing on the Internet and sharing pictures with her flaps out. Dylan is 11 and will be suffering from severe trauma in the next few years from the emotional incest caused by his mummy.

Clare is also completely flawless and natural and at the age of 42 often gets mistaken for being underage. The last shopkeeper mistook the Wrinkly leather skin for a newborn and almost refused to serve her some night nurse for her horrendous insomnia which she treats with 20 coffees a day.

She's a facilities manager, influencer and a fricken deck but we love her and will continue to document her life daily, just because we can be who we r b u xxx
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Remember shes tiny aswell she'll no be happy if you leave that oot 🤣
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Wrathlonix said:
My fave part of her new video is when she tries SO hard to squeeze out a tear that her lashes get stuck together and you can see her mini panic.
Also I watched that whole video and couldn’t tel you what she was trying to say whatsoever
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Pity it wasn't the lips that got stuck together to shut her up from moaning 🤐
 
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