Claresurey #5 Crispy Hot Dog

[TrixieMattell]

I want someone to write on her post that she has a tattle thread, just so j know she's defo aware of it

 

[Secrets12345]

The only thing I can find is this profile bit it hasn't been updated for weeks.. has she fabricated up another story

 

[blonde_ambition_]

The only thing I can find is this profile bit it hasn't been updated for weeks.. has she fabricated up another storyView attachment 1964556 q

That’s the only person I can think she’s talking about there’s been nothing on my FYP

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

Live and its all me me me again poor me duck off clare you'd give a paracetamol a sore heed with all your moaning

 

[Smilerlot]

What the hell is she wearing on her legs? And that bleeping movement she's doing that is supposed to be a dance, duck me I thought she was having a epileptic fit !!

 

[Snoopylouwho]

Who is asking for her to do the violin dance exactly? Who? WHO?

 

[lje88]

What the hell is she wearing on her legs? And that bleeping movement she's doing that is supposed to be a dance, duck me I thought she was having a epileptic fit !!

It looks like she’s in a plant pot or knee deep in tit

 

[Reasonwhy]

Again for someone who isn’t bothered by trolls there sure is a lot of content dedicated to ‘them’…..

 

[Secrets12345]

I've been trying to work out why i cant stand Clare so much and this is my conclusion....apparently when there's a weak member of a dog pack, the other dogs can smell the weakness & desperation of an older dog, so they'll attack. It's a bit like Clare, you can smell shes a desperate, needy weak old dog and you can't help but go on the attack ...

 

[4yogits]

Claresurey #6 Shut the F Up, you silly Orange Bint

 

[TrixieMattell]

Claresurey #6 Shut the F Up, you silly Orange Bint

Hey, that's your future wife you're talking about!

 

[Cagayu]

Clare Surrey #6 - creosote queen

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Claresurey #6 Creosote Clare with the massive hair, fights off trolls in her underwear

 

[4yogits]

Claresurey #6 Constant lies and no one forgets, The Future ex wife of 4Yogits

 

[Snoopylouwho]

Claresurey #6 Filtered Clare, same fake hair. Desperate for a date but doesn't want to copulate!

 

[mrsmcconaughey]

Claresurey #6 It's all me me me and legs at quarter to three, my life is hard and no one is taking me up the Shard. I'm a shite cook and I drive a Nissan Juke.

 

[TrixieMattell]

Claresurey #6 It's all me me me and legs at quarter to three, my life is hard and no one is taking me up the Shard. I'm a shite cook and I drive a Nissan Juke.

I struggled with that as I don't rhyme cook with juke. Took me some time

 

[Snoopylouwho]

I struggled with that as I don't rhyme cook with juke. Took me some time

Scouse accent coooooook

 

[mrsmcconaughey]

I'll have some chicken and a can of coke.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

She either fake tans bleeping terribly or LOOK at what happens when the tanning filter malfunctions. So patchy!