Claire Chanelle Chouquette

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I think Claire has something wrong with her, bi polar maybe? She’s very erratic a lot of the time then she goes on a Debbie downer (I realise she’s preggers but still). The super long captions on her stories are one of the things that drove me to unfollow her in the end it’s just endless drivel! And as someone else said I initially followed her because I like shoes and bags but the rest of her just drives me nuts now.

Oh and definitely ‘Paris’ money everything she buys is very high end
 
Eskimogem said:
You’re not wrong about her house decor... Anyone remember the video she did of her adding a million fake flowers to a cabinet in her house? It looked absolutely horrendous!
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Yes!! And everything is pink and peach. WTH?
And were you watching when she was showing the dining table and I was thinking oh, that looks nice! And then she throws sheepskins across the top of each chair. Um, is that your napkin? Of course if anyone questions...you don’t know fashion like I do! I worked at Harrod’s!!

Its_Me said:
She’s taken the shabby chic look waaaayyyy too far! That flower cabinet as well as the mirror next to it are horrid.
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And that brown quilted thing under the stairs? Huh?

RANT: because sadly I’m still irked. Oh, I can’t see anything on insta because she blocked me. Actually I blocked her first (because I’ve been reduced to 12 year old girl pettiness) and no way was she blocking me-so there! 🙄 I tried to be nice. I told her she could get through this pregnancy and she was stronger than she thought! Woman power! I gave her a quick story of my (not scary) birth and that my husband wasn’t there and in the end she will have a beautiful baby boy and that’s what’s most important!! Yeah me!! What the ever loving hell? She lost her mind. Literally lost her tit. Said i told her the WORST story ever (um I’m pretty sure a c-section isn’t the worst thing that can happen) to a pregnant woman and age shamed me! She said repeatedly at my age (um I’m 49 and look younger 😘) I should know how to talk to a pregnant woman. You could tell she lost it because I had to sound out her message. It was illegible. Can she write?? Or spell??
And if I was her I would have def edited out totally being disappointed to be having a boy. Oh my gosh. That was terrible.
 
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Proseccoandgossip said:
Yes!! And everything is pink and peach. WTH?
And were you watching when she was showing the dining table and I was thinking oh, that looks nice! And then she throws sheepskins across the top of each chair. Um, is that your napkin? Of course if anyone questions...you don’t know fashion like I do! I worked at Harrod’s!!


And that brown quilted thing under the stairs? Huh?

RANT: because sadly I’m still irked. Oh, I can’t see anything on insta because she blocked me. Actually I blocked her first (because I’ve been reduced to 12 year old girl pettiness) and no way was she blocking me-so there! 🙄 I tried to be nice. I told her she could get through this pregnancy and she was stronger than she thought! Woman power! I gave her a quick story of my (not scary) birth and that my husband wasn’t there and in the end she will have a beautiful baby boy and that’s what’s most important!! Yeah me!! What the ever loving hell? She lost her mind. Literally lost her tit. Said i told her the WORST story ever (um I’m pretty sure a c-section isn’t the worst thing that can happen) to a pregnant woman and age shamed me! She said repeatedly at my age (um I’m 49 and look younger 😘) I should know how to talk to a pregnant woman. You could tell she lost it because I had to sound out her message. It was illegible. Can she write?? Or spell??
And if I was her I would have def edited out totally being disappointed to be having a boy. Oh my gosh. That was terrible.
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Yup, this is what she does! Screaming banshee Chanewwww!! I’ve never seen anyone lose their tit about absolutely nothing like her. Poor baby. With a temper like that, it’ll grow up frightened of its own mother.
 
Proseccoandgossip said:
Yes!! And everything is pink and peach. WTH?
And were you watching when she was showing the dining table and I was thinking oh, that looks nice! And then she throws sheepskins across the top of each chair. Um, is that your napkin? Of course if anyone questions...you don’t know fashion like I do! I worked at Harrod’s!!


And that brown quilted thing under the stairs? Huh?

RANT: because sadly I’m still irked. Oh, I can’t see anything on insta because she blocked me. Actually I blocked her first (because I’ve been reduced to 12 year old girl pettiness) and no way was she blocking me-so there! 🙄 I tried to be nice. I told her she could get through this pregnancy and she was stronger than she thought! Woman power! I gave her a quick story of my (not scary) birth and that my husband wasn’t there and in the end she will have a beautiful baby boy and that’s what’s most important!! Yeah me!! What the ever loving hell? She lost her mind. Literally lost her tit. Said i told her the WORST story ever (um I’m pretty sure a c-section isn’t the worst thing that can happen) to a pregnant woman and age shamed me! She said repeatedly at my age (um I’m 49 and look younger 😘) I should know how to talk to a pregnant woman. You could tell she lost it because I had to sound out her message. It was illegible. Can she write?? Or spell??
And if I was her I would have def edited out totally being disappointed to be having a boy. Oh my gosh. That was terrible.
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Shes nuts.
 
I have never in my life heard someone moan as much as this person. Even before the pregnancy. I am pregnant myself and have friends that are pregnant right now, but there is no moaning. What does she get out of the moaning, really? She is soooo petty it's unreal. Everything is so much worse or bigger for her. She has to have some sort of mental illness? She eveb refers to her dad as the terminal ill dad she grew up with. Her dad still is alive and not terminal ill. Why does she leave that out? Also. She is so sneaky with all her twitters, petty petty petty. Her friendship with Lydiot. Claire is like the psyco ex.
 
GrumpyB said:
I have never in my life heard someone moan as much as this person. Even before the pregnancy. I am pregnant myself and have friends that are pregnant right now, but there is no moaning. What does she get out of the moaning, really? She is soooo petty it's unreal. Everything is so much worse or bigger for her. She has to have some sort of mental illness? She eveb refers to her dad as the terminal ill dad she grew up with. Her dad still is alive and not terminal ill. Why does she leave that out? Also. She is so sneaky with all her twitters, petty petty petty. Her friendship with Lydiot. Claire is like the psyco ex.
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It’s called narcissism!😂 Her pregnancy is more special, her asthma is worse than anyone’s, blah blah. How her mother and sister seem normal and sweet is beyond me. Although she treats them like beggars and is constantly gifting them her freebies. Like used makeup...so we are supposed to think she is just the kindest. That’s just gross for one. She’s such an asshole. I’m not on twitter so haven’t had the pleasure of seeing her quips but I’m sure she’s not nice and complaining. Complaining because someone isn’t recognizing how perfect she is and how incredibly hard she has it. Ha!! Poor hubby. She shows these old pics of her when she met him to I guess show us how hot she was? Um, she kinda looks slutty tbh. Bleached out hair, etc.
And yes her terminally ill father who isn’t terminally ill - but he’s more ill than anyone else’s dad because he’s TERMINAL! She’s not the brightest bulb in the bunch is she🤣🤣🤣
 
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“I hope it was everything you expected...or maybe more.” Has anyone seen the grand wardrobe reveal? Um, words fail. It took her 4 years to plan it? Oh Claire. No, just NO. Edit that part out ASAP. She’s gone with a California Closets type company and then picked the cheapest stuff they had. Trying actually not to be a witch, but honestly? She has boots shoved in a cabinet, no pull down bars - she bought a bench instead, when she opens a door there’s crap randomly hanging and banging loudly, there’s an abnormal fixation on seahorses and clams, she looks like she just crawled out of bed (fashionably disheveled?) and she’s wearing a ridiculous bow that you get at Disney when Cinderella does your makeup. She has lights in random drawers but she’s shoved so much tit in there that I’m not sure why there are lights. I’ve worked with this type of company and it’s fun to see all the options they have. They majorly cheaped out. There, I said it. It looks cheap. I.just.cant. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I think she’s a total pretentious asshat but I’m actually embarrassed for her. Kinda.
 
Proseccoandgossip said:
“I hope it was everything you expected...or maybe more.” Has anyone seen the grand wardrobe reveal? Um, words fail. It took her 4 years to plan it? Oh Claire. No, just NO. Edit that part out ASAP. She’s gone with a California Closets type company and then picked the cheapest stuff they had. Trying actually not to be a witch, but honestly? She has boots shoved in a cabinet, no pull down bars - she bought a bench instead, when she opens a door there’s crap randomly hanging and banging loudly, there’s an abnormal fixation on seahorses and clams, she looks like she just crawled out of bed (fashionably disheveled?) and she’s wearing a ridiculous bow that you get at Disney when Cinderella does your makeup. She has lights in random drawers but she’s shoved so much tit in there that I’m not sure why there are lights. I’ve worked with this type of company and it’s fun to see all the options they have. They majorly cheaped out. There, I said it. It looks cheap. I.just.cant. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I think she’s a total pretentious asshat but I’m actually embarrassed for her. Kinda.
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Yep totally agree, how disappointing, looks like cheap white melamine Ikea style that she had before just with doors on, and who stores long boots lying down on top of each other when you could put them on the wall shelves. The centre island is a good idea but the whole thing is bland, badly planned out, the huge dressing table stops you getting to the shelves at either side on the wall and she's wasted space with the bags, they could have been closer together and given more wall cupboards for clothes. Have to say Lydia's dressing room looks so much better!
 
Kim_laurie3 said:
She has no taste, no class, no style... she is a vacuum of everything. I honestly wonder how she has any followers.
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Probably buys them, a lot of influencers do that. There was an influencer on reddit (anonymously of course) shed a bit of inside on how the influencer scam is done. From what I remember, you fake it til you make it. Buy followers and likes, join influencer groups were everyone is boosting each others following, fake/real giveaways etc. until you get brand to send you stuff and real people start to follow you.
 
Its_Me said:
Amazing she doesn’t realise that stay at home means you don’t have your mum and step-dad over to paint your flat.
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I really didn’t understand when she said this.. her parents are working full time and have gone to paint a flat that no one is living in currently? While her and Paris do what? They are in the Essex house atm are they not?
 
Iily122 said:
I really didn’t understand when she said this.. her parents are working full time and have gone to paint a flat that no one is living in currently? While her and Paris do what? They are in the Essex house atm are they not?
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She acts like a spoilt princess, like no one has ever painted while pregnant before!!
Both her parents are key workers, isn’t that breaking lockdown rules!
Apparently it really needed to be painted, a statement I don’t believe given her updated wardrobe!
 
I think she's gonna slap on some hideous plastic-y panelling on the wardrobe doors. I mean after all she was actually *first* with panelling :rolleyes:. I think she said that the room was half-finished or something like that (always have her videos at 2x so didn't really pay attention) and they probably aren't gonna paint the wardrobe, because only Lydia Millen is that level of stupid.
Ooh also queue the faux flowers everywhere in the room.
 
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