Claire Chanelle #3 Congrats come too late and now bragging about baby weights?!?

[Sibyl Vane]

She bangs on and on about materials and composition…… then wets her pants over Holland Cooper jumpers and jumper dresses that are made up of 80% Viscose and 20% Nylon !!

Very luxury Clare

There are many reasons why I call her Chavile Row, and this is one of them.

 

[poopettemetis]

She bangs on and on about materials and composition…… then wets her pants over Holland Cooper jumpers and jumper dresses that are made up of 80% Viscose and 20% Nylon !!

Very luxury Clare

When you're paid to do ads, you look the other way lolol

 

[Choqueteridiculous]

Okay what is the deal with Holland Cooper? Are they high end? I’ve only been seeing her insta stories.
*non-stop bitching about everyone stealing her idea of a coat (the Sinead white one is amazing I think), then proceeds to flout this HC coat every other one is touting. Huh?
*the sandwich in the middle of the night - just wtf. Is he going to brush his teeth? Gross. That’s just her being the most wonderful mummy of all!
*why is she (terribly may I add) painting her banisters?
She is a complete psycho.

 

[Its_Me]

She is a complete psycho.

Absolutely

 

[LeighBee]

She can’t be making parma ham sandwiches for her 4 year old at 10pm on a school night
Where are the boundaries?!

That kid is a brat. He reeks of it and has it imprinted in his DNA.

 

[serenawaldorf]

That kid is a brat. He reeks of it and has it imprinted in his DNA.

She’s proud of it too. You can tell by the way she enables him. I don’t think he’s going to have it easy in school.

 

[lurkingin94123]

She’s proud of it too. You can tell by the way she enables him. I don’t think he’s going to have it easy in school.

And that might be the only thing that humbles him. It’s unfortunate, but better to learn from real life.

 

[Shoequeen91]

The Hermes Christmas tree is tacky af and so tone deaf given the state of economy.

 

[Its_Me]

And the only reason she’s given why that wouldn’t be her actual Christmas tree is because she lives in London and would be robbed LOL not I have 2 small children who would appreciate something a bit more traditional!

 

[Disneyprincess2020]

And isn’t this her main residence in Essex?? Not London

 

[lurkingin94123]

And isn’t this her main residence in Essex?? Not London

You are correct. The place she resides most of the time is the Essex house. I still can’t believe she has multiple properties. Was the story that she bought the Chelsea flat while she was still a Sales Associate and it wasn’t her husband’s money. Is that possible on luxury SA pay?

 

[BaliBarbie]

The Hermes Christmas tree is tacky af and so tone deaf given the state of economy.

It’s beyond tacky and I was one person that overall didn’t mind her (especially as she hates Lydia which I admire her for). What a frankly vapid thing to teach your kids..she claims it’s her humour and tongue in cheek.. Really does a 4 year old and less than one year old understand sarcasm / humour in this way? Hanging your bags / I.e. financial clout on a tree. This act of hers has really disgusted me.

 

[Lottieinthesuburbs]

Only 5 years ago, she couldn’t get Hermes to give her the time of day, let alone sell her a bag. Remember when she used to send Paris in and wait outside? And now she has sooo many. I get that it’s each to their own but it’s borderline obscene how she’s gobbling them up.

 

[serenawaldorf]

Only 5 years ago, she couldn’t get Hermes to give her the time of day, let alone sell her a bag. Remember when she used to send Paris in and wait outside? And now she has sooo many. I get that it’s each to their own but it’s borderline obscene how she’s gobbling them up.

Hasn’t seen an inch of the world besides France but has a million Hermes bags in the same shades.

 

[Disneyprincess2020]

You are correct. The place she resides most of the time is the Essex house. I still can’t believe she has multiple properties. Was the story that she bought the Chelsea flat while she was still a Sales Associate and it wasn’t her husband’s money. Is that possible on luxury SA pay?

There’s no way she bought a Chelsea flat on SA pay, I haven’t followed her closely but from what I’ve seen, that flat is his and was what he lived in when she met him in a London club

 

[lurkingin94123]

Claire just increased her engagement 10 fold overnight. I saw an American IG’er who breaks down the cost of outfits and shopping sprees for rich American sorority girls just cover Claire.

Someone I know from the handbag communicate tagged Claire in the comments. I feel sorry for the poster as I can imagine that Claire will do something nutty like threaten legal action.

 

[Its_Me]

Claire just increased her engagement 10 fold overnight. I saw an American IG’er who breaks down the cost of outfits and shopping sprees for rich American sorority girls just cover Claire.

Someone I know from the handbag communicate tagged Claire in the comments. I feel sorry for the poster as I can imagine that Claire will do something nutty like threaten legal action.

Psycho Clare probably will but the girl is quite sweet and didn’t say anything mean the comments are fun though

 

[Hunevoque2]

Claire just increased her engagement 10 fold overnight. I saw an American IG’er who breaks down the cost of outfits and shopping sprees for rich American sorority girls just cover Claire.

Someone I know from the handbag communicate tagged Claire in the comments. I feel sorry for the poster as I can imagine that Claire will do something nutty like threaten legal action.

I can’t believe what I have just watched, gross, chavy, tacky, sick…

 

[poopettemetis]

Psycho Clare probably will but the girl is quite sweet and didn’t say anything mean the comments are fun though

My personal faves are:

- the bags are fake/counterfeit
- this is tacky
- poor kids having to grow up in this
- money can't buy class

Oh wait, that's ALL of them lol

 

[bahama-mama]

Claire just increased her engagement 10 fold overnight. I saw an American IG’er who breaks down the cost of outfits and shopping sprees for rich American sorority girls just cover Claire.

Someone I know from the handbag communicate tagged Claire in the comments. I feel sorry for the poster as I can imagine that Claire will do something nutty like threaten legal action.

This really was gross. It's one thing if a reseller or an actual shop does this, but an individual -- especially one who does not live a uber wealthy life -- doing this just made me ill. Remember when everyone and their mother gave Lydia a hard time when ppl in the UK were freezing to death because electric/gas prices went through the roof, and Lydia was like "We don't have heat, we're going to stay at a bougie hotel in London?" This is the exact same thing. The majority of the people in the UK are massively suffering and this chav -- who lives her life large because of the trust her married into, NOT via her "multiple" (haha) jobs -- is trying to flex by decorating her tree with Hermes. No wonder she has no friends outside of Sabrina "I part my hair at my earlobe" from LP and her husband.