Christie Swadling

[swingslol]

The grammar…hurts my head

 

[justanotherlurka]

“Week off training” ppfffttt pleasssseeee, does she honestly not remember what she posts in her stories every bleeping day there is at least one gym story a day plus pushing her ehp supplements/lust minerals, rank slutty outfits, getting her hair/nails/Botox done or her steroid acne skin… on repeat every single week

Oh and I forgot to mention the wine also… every night. Same tit different week, on repeat. I wonder if she makes time in her “to do lists” for standing in front of a mirror looking at herself. She legit must pose in front of the mirror for hours. The amount of times I’ve seen her toys and arse is outrageous now it’s all about her tummy though not her arse anymore. She’s like a car crash, I don’t want to watch but I just can’t look away.

Same old same old for no brains crusty … working sahh hard on my sun damage next story out, out in the sun !! I actually think my is her followers are bots or for the Lol’s !!

 

[ilovechoccy58]

Nothing like false advertising for your new client. These are supposedly the results from using skin needling to cure her hormonal acne. So what is working, great skin products or a cosmetic treatment?

 

[truedoe]

Is that a curler I see…..fake witch Crispy at is again

 

[ilovechoccy58]

Gold Coast Porn star photo shoot weekend

 

[swingslol]

I’ve never seen a worse dressed couple

 

[wait_ineedto_flogthis]

Caught lying again!!! She says wow! Heat-less curls! There is a bleeping curler on the bench!! At the bottom right!

Her hair is frizzy as! She has to use heat. As if she wouldn’t before her weird stripper photo shoot. That was so gross

Imagine going out to dinner dressed like that. I would be so embarrassed to be seen with her!

She is really attention seeking. She is not well

 

[swingslol]

This might win for her worse outfit ever. Literally looks like she’s just wearing a pad with see through pants

 

[justanotherlurka]

This might win for her worse outfit ever. Literally looks like she’s just wearing a pad with see through pants

Can’t unsee that .. the fact that she thinks thats hot poor crusty ..

 

[ilovechoccy58]

Too much to drink yet again????
She absolutely craves attention any way she can get it!

 

[influenzer_takedown]

Crispy is that friend that puts a post about their friend but makes sure their friend looks terrible in it.
I hate people like that

 

[humanfemale]

what in the blow-up doll hell is going on here

"the concealer and eyebrow pencil lip combo works"...yes at making you look like bloody Gina Liano!!! could you at least finish lining that top one??

 

[ilovechoccy58]

what in the blow-up doll hell is going on here

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"the concealer and eyebrow pencil lip combo works"...yes at making you look like bloody Gina Liano!!! could you at least finish lining that top one??

Has had lips tattooed twice in the last few weeks and then uses black eyebrow pencil to outline them
That is one hack sure not to take off!

 

[xudiwk]

She strikes again

 

[swingslol]

“Doaganosed”

 

[ilovechoccy58]

This one I just can't

 

[justanotherlurka]

This one I just can't

Wow .. so dumb !!
Snaps to her for trying to be a boss witch .. but she is so uneducated and classless. She has no connections with reputable brands, just bleep clothes and dodgy skin products. Even her ehp labs code is just a commission code, she’s get a few bucks from every sale she isn’t a sponsored athlete
Only fans isn’t far away

 

[wait_ineedto_flogthis]

She continues to not disclose #ad on her stories. For her codes and brand sponsorships. It’s illegal and she can get a massive fine. I reported her to authorities

“Doaganosed”

She needs to stop going on Instagram when she is pissed. Is it me or is she looking anorexic again

 

[ilovechoccy58]

She continues to not disclose #ad on her stories. For her codes and brand sponsorships. It’s illegal and she can get a massive fine. I reported her to authorities



She needs to stop going on Instagram when she is pissed. Is it me or is she looking anorexic again

Yes she is definitely losing weight not gaining muscle which is what she says her aim is. Her diet is basically supplements ,(and alcohol) no matter how much she says she eats. That can not be a heathy lifestyle.

 

[humanfemale]

As someone who is in active recovery from an ED, her behaviour is so triggering. She has essentially swapped one image obsessed extreme (starvation) for another ("bodybuilding") - and extremes are never healthy. The amount of time / percentage of her life that is spent solely focusing on her external appearance (tanning, tits, lashes, hair, skin, cosmetic work, make up, outfits) makes me wonder what's going on in her head. Happy, balanced people understand that searching for appearance-based perfection doesn't resolve whatever she's trying to drown out with wine every night. For a person who was praised for her self awareness and recognition of her ED, it's frustrating to see she hasn't bothered to actually get down to the core issue of why her physical body / body image is her no.1 (only) priority.