Christie Swadling #4 Followers not growing, mini-peen showing, spelling on crap app not very glowing

[gmik8210]

Can't even look after a dog, can only imagine what's to come.

 

[Shiregirl101]

God help us all over the next 8 months

 

[charliechap]

Pregnant Christie bingo -

1. she still has a glass (or two) or wine and says it’s fine
2. She is happy with any drugs during labour and is open to any kind of birth
3. She vlogs the birth
4. No breastfeeding
5. She drinks wine in the hospital post birth
6. Pulls a sarahs day and shows off her ham belly and cashews in every photo
7. Exploits the kid from the get go and tries to use it as a money maker


anyone else?

 

[Shiregirl101]

Pregnant Christie bingo -

1. she still has a glass (or two) or wine and says it’s fine
2. She is happy with any drugs during labour and is open to any kind of birth
3. She vlogs the birth
4. No breastfeeding
5. She drinks wine in the hospital post birth
6. Pulls a sarahs day and shows off her ham belly and cashews in every photo
7. Exploits the kid from the get go and tries to use it as a money maker


anyone else?

She’s already pushing the belly out and she’s like 2 mins pregnant hahaha it’s embarrassing

 

[justanotherlurka]

She’s already pushing the belly out and she’s like 2 mins pregnant hahaha it’s embarrassing

Her body dysmorphia is hectic and needs people to know she’s pregnant and not fat lol

 

[Shiregirl101]

Her body dysmorphia is hectic and needs people to know she’s pregnant and not fat lol

She’s honestly going to have not one valuable motherly skill and will probably pass on her own child like all her dogs

 

[coastgirl18]

I feel so sorry for the kid but can't wait to watch this shitshow!

 

[ilovechoccy58]

What will she do without a make-up/wardrobe room when she has the baby? 3 bedroom house and they are all in use now.

 

[24mmspanner]

duck this is gonna be a long bloody 8 months. She’s 2 minutes preggers and can’t stop showing her “bump” it’s not a bump love it’s bloat. She’s just going to use this baby as an accessory just like all her fake handbags

 

[Shiregirl101]

View attachment 3236834 q duck this is gonna be a long bloody 8 months. She’s 2 minutes preggers and can’t stop showing her “bump” it’s not a bump love it’s bloat. She’s just going to use this baby as an accessory just like all her fake handbags

I can’t wait until it hits her that she’s gonna have to get up a whole lot earlier than 9am and she won’t be able to go to her daily beauty appointments and lay on the beach trying her feral skin anymore

 

[Velvett0ast]

Her body dysmorphia is hectic and needs people to know she’s pregnant and not fat lol

You hit the nail on the head.
God her boobs are going to be the size of actual watermelons if she breast feeds :|

 

[justanotherlurka]

You hit the nail on the head.
God her boobs are going to be the size of actual watermelons if she breast feeds :|

I spotted her IRL on the cenny coast with her family doesn’t look pregs just chunky, must be killing her !!

 

[ilovechoccy58]

"Milkers"

 

[ilovechoccy58]

Can someone please translate this!

 

[Shiregirl101]

She’s that boring and dull “pregnancy” is now her whole personality already it’s so embarrassing but you just can’t look away from the train wreck
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You hit the nail on the head.
God her boobs are going to be the size of actual watermelons if she breast feeds :|

She won’t breastfeed she’s way too selfish for that

 

[Velvett0ast]

“I’m not though” - in relation to being bad at spelling…oh boy.

 

[justanotherlurka]

“I’m not though” - in relation to being bad at spelling…oh boy.

Fuckkkk .. it’s not 1 spelling mistake. Every post there is a grammatical or spelling error. Even when she was trying to be a reputable social media content creator there was mistakes. She’s as dumb as a bag of bricks. Let’s hope the poor kid is pretty because it isn’t going to be smart !!

 

[gmik8210]

she's insufferable! How she has any followers blows my mind, lol. Like who is liking this content, hahaha

 

[SideEyes]

I'm crossing fingers that she's having a girl so that we don't have to experience her continuously using "his" instead of "he's" because that drives me bleeping nuts! Not to mention the constant incorrect use of the word "literally".
I can just see it now: "Lil man Axyl-Jaxon, his Joel's literal twin, like literrrrallly - his so big and strong!"

 

[Trassidia]

Talking about her stomach dropping already… girl wait until the baby actually drops - you won’t know what hit you! She knows nothing about pregnancy, it’s like watching Teen Mom