Christie Swadling #2 This might win for her worst outfit ever. Looks like she is wearing a pad

[justanotherlurka]

Let me place my fake dior right here

let me just put my oversized fake bag here .. while I eye duck my big fake tits lol how many videos and pics do you think she has on her phone of her ass and tits like this

 

[ilovechoccy58]

let me just put my oversized fake bag here .. while I eye duck my big fake tits lol how many videos and pics do you think she has on her phone of her ass and tits like this

Don't want to think about what other pics she has on her phone.
The bag has found a lovely sunny spot at the beach today. Hope it is looking after itself and not getting any sun damage. Would hate to think of all that money down the drain. At least it has a nice spot alongside Crispy working hard at the beach.

 

[swingslol]

Don't want to think about what other pics she has on her phone.
The bag has found a lovely sunny spot at the beach today. Hope it is looking after itself and not getting any sun damage. Would hate to think of all that money down the drain. At least it has a nice spot alongside Crispy working hard at the beach.

There’s three essential things Crispy must have when posting a photo/story: tits out, ass out, and the (obviously fake) slag-bag.

She’s obviously looking after her skin so well like she always claims, the tub stuff next to her is basically sun-damage in a tub classic Crispy just trying to get even more Crispy frying herself and her spotty tits in the sun.

 

[ilovechoccy58]

I am genuinely lost for words with her choice of dinner appropriate clothing

 

[justanotherlurka]

I am genuinely lost for words with her choice of dinner appropriate clothing

Her taste in clothing is horrific .. she dresses like an cheap attention seeking bleep
And why so red .. sunburn isn’t cool anymore, tanning isn’t cool !! It’s increases your risk of melanoma you dumb c**t !!

 

[swingslol]

I am genuinely lost for words with her choice of dinner appropriate clothing

Tits aren’t out enough so she decides she better pull her skirt down…how does she think this looks good??

 

[Shiregirl101]

Hard day this bleep has “working hard”

Hard day this bleep has “working hard”

Tits aren’t out enough so she decides she better pull her skirt down…how does she think this looks good??

yuck I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wear decent clothes, your going to dinner you filthy slut! You look like such a trash bag can’t wait until your dumb meathead realises and leaves you

 

[justanotherlurka]

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Hard day this bleep has “working hard”


Hard day this bleep has “working hard”

yuck I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wear decent clothes, your going to dinner you filthy slut! You look like such a trash bag can’t wait until your dumb meathead realises and leaves you

She is fucked !! Her latest story about influencers getting up at 4:30am to go to the gym is too much and that if people prioritize themself they can go at 9am like her .. no you dumb slut .. people with real families and real jobs go at 4:30am as that’s when they have time. duck she has no concept of reality !!

 

[Trassidia]

She is fucked !! Her latest story about influencers getting up at 4:30am to go to the gym is too much and that if people prioritize themself they can go at 9am like her .. no you dumb slut .. people with real families and real jobs go at 4:30am as that’s when they have time. duck she has no concept of reality !!

She’s an arse! I get up at 4am, like many people, to go to the gym before my REAL job starts and to make sure I get my kids to their sports after school. I don’t sit on my arse of an arvo sinking piss with my thugs-band while I make reels.

 

[truedoe]

She is fucked !! Her latest story about influencers getting up at 4:30am to go to the gym is too much and that if people prioritize themself they can go at 9am like her .. no you dumb slut .. people with real families and real jobs go at 4:30am as that’s when they have time. duck she has no concept of reality !!

Getting up early was one of her personality traits when she was a vegan raw til 4 beach swims in winter hoe, not sure why she likes to give tit to other peoples routines if it’s not what she does

 

[justanotherlurka]

She’s an arse! I get up at 4am, like many people, to go to the gym before my REAL job starts and to make sure I get my kids to their sports after school. I don’t sit on my arse of an arvo sinking piss with my thugs-band while I make reels.

to the real people who understand what a real job and running a family takes. It’s our tax dollars that will be funding her centrelink when the fuckwit leaves her and nobody wants to follow her anymore

 

[karnie]

What are all these photo shoots done for? It's not like we see her in fitness magazines or anything. Nor would she make a good stripper, you need to be able to dance, it's not just about your tits and are.

 

[influenzer_takedown]

Random question but do her dinosaur feet grip her shoes so bad because she’s about to topple over with the weight of her boobs and lips?

 

[Trassidia]

Just watched her latest YouTube, they speak about her smelly poo for a bit, then she talks about the comp her friends did and how she was supposed to compete.
She then dresses in a comp bikini for a photo shoot, reason? We see what she uses to curl her locks, messy suitcase, new makeup bag, poses in the mirror with friends drinking in the background.
At a pool party with pals - I skipped some of this because it was boring. Home again, more poses, numb nuts burps in her face, grabs his dick and flexes in the background - he’s such a funny guy . She talks about nutrition, working out, photoshoots and her skin care routine. Numb nuts continues to be “funny” I actually think she’s annoyed by him. Montage of her running the shower, putting washing on… get a real job and ditch the roid man.

 

[kaaa2]

She’s a walking ad for FaceApp lol

 

[truedoe]

She is fucked !! Her latest story about influencers getting up at 4:30am to go to the gym is too much and that if people prioritize themself they can go at 9am like her .. no you dumb slut .. people with real families and real jobs go at 4:30am as that’s when they have time. duck she has no concept of reality !!

Nek min

 

[ilovechoccy58]

Nek min

Latest TikTok she is complaining about how much time and product she spends on her skin care routine. Her hair costs her an arm and a leg and a left f&$#ing foot and spends 8 hours there.
Here's an idea.....stop being so superficial and go back to the Christie of a few years ago.

 

[P&G Kitty Cat]

Latest TikTok she is complaining about how much time and product she spends on her skin care routine. Her hair costs her an arm and a leg and a left f&$#ing foot and spends 8 hours there.
Here's an idea.....stop being so superficial and go back to the Christie of a few years ago.

She can do this but her “adhd” prevents her sitting through a film

 

[24mmspanner]

I can’t bleeping stand this witch. So cringe.

 

[karnie]

Her cosmetic injector sure takes her for a ride with her money. There's no way in hell that a reputable place would allow her to have as many treatments that she has over the course of the year, totally unnecessary yet she practically lives there.