Chloe Loves to Shop #3 Wearing an XXXS

[motherofdonkeys]

I'm trying to imagine what the donkeys would say if I donned a bikini, wedged my Iphone in an open suitcase and asked them to prance across a room with me to film and post on stories.

I expect the response would begin with an F and end with off.

 

[Clytemnestra]

I'm trying to imagine what the donkeys would say if I donned a bikini, wedged my Iphone in an open suitcase and asked them to prance across a room with me to film and post on stories.

I expect the response would begin with an F and end with off.

I don't think mine would even diginify it with that - I'd just get the 'you sad bastard' look.

 

[intheindustry]

There’s no way my teens would even entertain it..

 

[salchick89]

She probably had to bribe her daughter to do this. I would get the same response from my daughter if I said “let’s make a reel of us strutting around in our bikinis” Cringe

 

[petitspois]

My eldest has posted loads of photos of her holiday and you’d think she was on her own!

 

[dollydidi]

Do you think she is trying to introduce the eldest daughter so that she can become an ‘influencer’ too?? Or so that brands will give them a mum and daughter type paid work (like kjg home and her daughter? Although her daughter seems hugely successful)… Just seems odd that the daughter is suddenly happy to be featured

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Yet more massages!

And more illness, fab holiday by the sound of it

 

[tarahalls]

Yet more massages!

And more illness, fab holiday by the sound of it

For the life of me I can’t imagine how they decided Bangkok & Bali were suitable destinations for people who are so delicate (generally ill) Their holiday looks so boring & yeah not everyone wants to DO things on hols but she seems to always be in bed I find her utterly bizarre!

 

[Clytemnestra]

Most of the clothng she's taken is nightwear - it's like she planned to spend the trip swooning about.

 

[RosiePosy]

Of course most of her suitcase was nightwear. Why should things change just because she is on holiday..off to bed she pops when she breaks a nail. Has hubby instead of her mum to mop her brow.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

A massage a day keeps the likes and comments away… What boring content from what should be a gorgeous location

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

She's savouring the moment before her life returns to a million miles an hour.

Oh Chloe Preening yourself, walking your dog at a slow pace and being overwhelmed at least once a day isn't "quite" a million miles an hour hun. You'll be okay sweetie.

 

[PinkFigs]

It takes a special level of narcissism to describe your own hair as ‘mermaid hair’

 

[motherofdonkeys]

A million miles and hour straight back to bed when she gets home with a masseuse on speed dial

 

[Exhaustednurse]

I didn’t realise she had actually posted that her life is a million miles an hour in London. She’s got some bloody nerve I’ll give her that.
She takes a couple of hours to get her make up on and dressed most mornings, and then needs to take to her bed after that.
A million miles an hour is working full time, long commute, kids in various locations, not having a cleaner, a stressful job, etc.

She has absolute no clue

 

[wibbly wobbly]

She lives such a sheltered, privileged life. She thinks she is busy! I remember she had never driven on the motorway until a few years ago. She needs constant pampering and spends all her time keeping herself xxxs and trying to look like she is 18.

 

[petitspois]

The only reason she posted that old pic was for compliments from her fan girls.

 

[tarahalls]

The only reason she posted that old pic was for compliments from her fan girls.

Imagine being so desperate for constant validation from strangers

 

[Clytemnestra]

Well, she's got nowt else going on, has she?

 

[BaliBarbie]

The only reason she posted that old pic was for compliments from her fan girls.

And for people to comment how much better she looks / how environmentally conscious she is now.. so bloody irritating..