Chit Chat

[Thelmachops]

I had a McDonald’s didn’t win though, fuming.
I also managed to smash my wing mirror on a post when going through the drive thru, the bloke at the window said “I heard that, sounded nasty”

And that is exactly why I didn't have one for a year and half, too scared to drive through!

 

[BelleAmie]

I overslept! I have loads to do today so I set my alarm for 8am and I’ve only just woken up It wasn’t even a good sleep, I tossed and turned all night. FFS

 

[Peaches_xox]

I got out of bed at 9am! Tbh if I wasn’t woken up for breakfast I’d still be asleep now
Doing a times table book with little peaches. He’s so clever! Hope everybody has a good day

 

[Penguin86]

Didn't fall asleep til 4am and had bizarre dreams so I'm not actually sure it was very restful.
Still curled up in bed watching the latest RPDR all stars episode

 

[Meangirl815]

Ah the sun has come out. The Mr is away to work. Now need to tempt the boy to get off a device and come out
Think we might head to the park

 

[Blue pumpkin]

I'm having a lazy weekend. My OH is away in St Helens on a stag do. Going to the shops in a bit then doing netflix and chinese takeaway tonight.
Can anyone recommend any good netflix thrillers or comedies - so I don't spend three hours searching ....and then it's 10pm by the time I find something.

 

[Moongirl69]

@Blue pumpkin we watched Awake on Netflix a couple of weeks ago. It was quite good.

 

[GlennCoco]

I've got our bedding washed and on the line, been to Aldi and nipped into Matalan and got myself a new dress for a fiver trying to decide what to feed MiniGlenCoco for lunch, she only ever has jam sandwiches

 

[Saddlesoap]

I can't believe how many of you have McDonalds. Couldn't tell you when I last had one Even before I was veggie.

 

[Peaches_xox]

I can't believe how many of you have McDonalds. Couldn't tell you when I last had one Even before I was veggie.

They do veggie options to you know get one tonight. You might win big on the monopoly!

 

[AnderbeauJohnson]

Made some bird's eye chicken burgers (McDonald's don't deliver here) and now I'm tucked back up in bed. Not a productive day but needs must.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Ive just had 1 double pink gin & lemonade and it's gone straight to my head

 

[coconochanel]

Made some bird's eye chicken burgers (McDonald's don't deliver here) and now I'm tucked back up in bed. Not a productive day but needs must.

Love Birdseye chicken burgers. So far I've cleaned and polished, hung the washing out and put another load in.

 

[Penguin86]

I thought of a lame joke and not sure if it exists already.

What's a pirates favourite type of egg?


CaviARR



I know it's not very good

 

[watermelon sugar]

What does a pirate say when he's had too much sex?


I'm knackARRRRed

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Well I may as well keep it going...

What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?



A beginner

 

[Moongirl69]

I've done 2 washings, an Aldi food shop, taxied my minis here and there, now need to go back out to Morrisons, tidy up and cook dinner.
I'll be in bed by 9 at this rate!!

What's a pirate favourite school subject?
Aarrrrt

 

[coconochanel]

Why are pirates called pirates?

because they arRRRRRR

 

[watermelon sugar]

What's a pirates favourite football team?

ARRRRsenal

 

[hereforthememe]

What does a pirate say to a fit girl?

Nice ARRRRRse

(that was so bad I'm sorry)