For anyone new, the Maldives fiasco is just a rinse and repeat of what’s been going on for years - big build up (whilst they try blag the freebie), a load of new “designer” (DH Gates finest), both parents constantly pissed, Tattlers on pins because of the numerous pool/table/room hazards, not to mention the potential of those two pissed up arseholes co-sleeping with those kids. We see just how badly the kids eat and within days, they are sun burned to hell and bags as big as Charlotte’s delusions from being kept out til all hours. Charlotte proceeds to pretend to be having the best time on her stories whilst repeatedly being caught in the background of others looking furious/miserable. At one point, Charlotte will have a massive breakdown and then all will be forgotten the next day. They will come home and state how it was a much needed dream holiday, best ever. The clothes will remain stinking and rancid in the cases until the next holiday.
We then go back to the usual inappropriate behaviour, lack of parenting, gurning and groping herself on lives and just general boring bellendery whilst either sweating in pajarmas for six days or dressed like Dame Edna. All the whilst that Ginger Tinman silently wishes he was anywhere else and does he best to be as much as possible.
I am sick of them. Do bleeping better. This has been a constant pattern for years and they just get worse.