Charlotte Dawson #13 Oompa loompa Doompety doo, I've got a belting discount for yew

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And her co stars - no clue about the woman ...Kevin Simms !!! Ex Liberty x and now singing in WetWetWet a longer forgotten 80s pop group ! Hardly big stars !!

She's hilarious isn't she, soo far up her own arse! It's panto in Blackpool- not the West end stage!


And what the hell is that day in the life ? I think tattle could do a more accurate truthful version!
 
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The day in the life of skank isn’t an everyday thing. She isn’t a celeb who has to get up and do interviews everyday, it was a one off and about her DEAD dad not her. Her bum licking friends come over once in a blue moon unless there’s something to snort or booze. Her day to day life is get up at 10am (earliest) video Noah in a wet nappy for 2 hours. Get dressed in the dark and put make up on to look like a clown. Finally change nowhere. Let nowhere run around the house playing with cleaning products (he’s the only one who cleans). Say bye to Pob whilst he goes and fucks someone aka goes to the gym. Lay around videoing self all day, might cry about fake miscarriage, might on an imaginary troll rant. Give nowhere sweetcorn. Give nowhere spag Bol. Pob comes home from duck session, gets in the bath to remove evidence. Chazza throws nowhere in bath too with stinky Pob. Videos it, grams it. Puts nowhere naked with just nappy on in stinky salmon sheets which haven’t been changed for 5 years and stained with fake tan. Does stupid faces on gram. Shoves phone light in nowhere’s face and moans he never sleeps!!!!! Pob in guest room. Moans, moans, moans life is soooooo hard being a mum!!!!!! The end
 
Bagpuss7 said:
And her co stars - no clue about the woman ...Kevin Simms !!! Ex Liberty x and now singing in WetWetWet a longer forgotten 80s pop group ! Hardly big stars !!

She's hilarious isn't she, soo far up her own arse! It's panto in Blackpool- not the West end stage!


And what the hell is that day in the life ? I think tattle could do a more accurate truthful version!
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don't come for Wet Wet Wet, I still love them :LOL:
 
cbeebiesmama said:
The day in the life of skank isn’t an everyday thing. She isn’t a celeb who has to get up and do interviews everyday, it was a one off and about her DEAD dad not her. Her bum licking friends come over once in a blue moon unless there’s something to snort or booze. Her day to day life is get up at 10am (earliest) video Noah in a wet nappy for 2 hours. Get dressed in the dark and put make up on to look like a clown. Finally change nowhere. Let nowhere run around the house playing with cleaning products (he’s the only one who cleans). Say bye to Pob whilst he goes and fucks someone aka goes to the gym. Lay around videoing self all day, might cry about fake miscarriage, might on an imaginary troll rant. Give nowhere sweetcorn. Give nowhere spag Bol. Pob comes home from duck session, gets in the bath to remove evidence. Chazza throws nowhere in bath too with stinky Pob. Videos it, grams it. Puts nowhere naked with just nappy on in stinky salmon sheets which haven’t been changed for 5 years and stained with fake tan. Does stupid faces on gram. Shoves phone light in nowhere’s face and moans he never sleeps!!!!! Pob in guest room. Moans, moans, moans life is soooooo hard being a mum!!!!!! The end
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Yours is so much more realistic. I couldn't get more than 20 secs into her reel!
 
cbeebiesmama said:
The day in the life of skank isn’t an everyday thing. She isn’t a celeb who has to get up and do interviews everyday, it was a one off and about her DEAD dad not her. Her bum licking friends come over once in a blue moon unless there’s something to snort or booze. Her day to day life is get up at 10am (earliest) video Noah in a wet nappy for 2 hours. Get dressed in the dark and put make up on to look like a clown. Finally change nowhere. Let nowhere run around the house playing with cleaning products (he’s the only one who cleans). Say bye to Pob whilst he goes and fucks someone aka goes to the gym. Lay around videoing self all day, might cry about fake miscarriage, might on an imaginary troll rant. Give nowhere sweetcorn. Give nowhere spag Bol. Pob comes home from duck session, gets in the bath to remove evidence. Chazza throws nowhere in bath too with stinky Pob. Videos it, grams it. Puts nowhere naked with just nappy on in stinky salmon sheets which haven’t been changed for 5 years and stained with fake tan. Does stupid faces on gram. Shoves phone light in nowhere’s face and moans he never sleeps!!!!! Pob in guest room. Moans, moans, moans life is soooooo hard being a mum!!!!!! The end
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Wonder how many sets of the same sheets she has 😂
 
Is her dad sending messages again !! :eek: That spaghetti on Nowhere is trying to spell something.
L for Les maybe :unsure:
Y .....end your words properly you dumb witch 😂

ETA....tit just noticed the J...Junkie

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quinzel said:
don't come for Wet Wet Wet, I still love them :LOL:
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HeyBabes said:
It really fucks me off, and I’ve mentioned it before, but does this illiterate bleeping cock womble not realise that the letter Y exists. Not everything is a belleh or butteh or graveh, being an utter bleeping idiot is not a personality trait.
Sorry for the rant but she really winds me up
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Being thick sells 🙄
 
This will be her panto get out clause or she’ll fake another miscarriage. The lazy twit won’t cope with 2 shows a day!!! She needs to look after noah first never mind breeding with a prostitute lover!!! Please someone intervene!!!!! LES SEND HER A SIGN NO MORE BABIES!!!! 😂
 

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