Celebs Go Dating

Adam seems devoid of any personality. Spudz the same. I don't like Chloe or Vanessa. Lottie was too much to start with going on about pegging but I feel sorry for her now. Obviously being the less successful sister has really had an effect on her. Mark dash Francis is very well mannered & amusing. The sexpert needs to be ditched after this. A waste of time
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Rob Beckett was funny about Chloe's one legged jeans. 'Was there a dog attack on the way' :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
same. i feel like you could walk into any branch of slug & lettuce and find at least twenty of him 🤣 plus he has the tiny beady eyes of a shark.

Totally agree although I think beady eyes of a crow. I really don't see it. He is simply tall. His mouth is very offensive too. Something about the set of his lower jaw and he often has it hanging open like a gif minus the ball gag.
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Are we not allowed to type g i m p?!

I had no idea that was offensive...! I see it's offensive in the USA and Canada with a completely different meaning to the UK. Sorry to those across the atlantic.
 
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Adam seems devoid of any personality. Spudz the same. I don't like Chloe or Vanessa. Lottie was too much to start with going on about pegging but I feel sorry for her now. Obviously being the less successful sister has really had an effect on her. Mark dash Francis is very well mannered & amusing. The sexpert needs to be ditched after this. A waste of time
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Rob Beckett was funny about Chloe's one legged jeans. 'Was there a dog attack on the way' :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
His commentary has been 10/10 throughout😂😂😂😂
 
Totally agree - I haven’t liked Chloe at all so far, but Spuddz is toxic and manipulative as duck. Couldn’t handle the facts from Chloe, so instead he denies, deflects, intimidates and then attacks her with his little tantrum for rightly trying to show his mate up.

And even more entertaining to see on the preview that he went back to Raphaela’s hotel after the date and promptly ditched her for smug-yet-dull-as-dish-water Gabby. Good to see his true fuckboy colours are finally coming out so he can’t keep playing his fake ‘I just don’t know why I’ve never a girlfriend before’ charade.

There was something heartbreaking about that “the opportunity was there so I took it” - when he’s been going on about how much he likes Gaby.

Chloe was good value at the brunch I like her far more in the daytime
 
Mark Francis tried to calm it down by saying let’s move on now. He went from detached bystander to peacemaker. In a way only him and VF are being themselves. They both have zero desire to let this tacky show find them a partner. They are just letting it play out. I wonder how much they are getting paid, I guess some will get more than others, with Mr Potato Head getting the least, then Adam and Chloe, then Lottie, then MF, then top earner VF.
 
Mark Francis tried to calm it down by saying let’s move on now. He went from detached bystander to peacemaker. In a way only him and VF are being themselves. They both have zero desire to let this tacky show find them a partner. They are just letting it play out. I wonder how much they are getting paid, I guess some will get more than others, with Mr Potato Head getting the least, then Adam and Chloe, then Lottie, then MF, then top earner VF.

i get a purely asexual vibe from MF. like you say, he had no intention of having this show find him a partner, but i’m genuinely not sure if he would want any show to find him a partner. he seems completely disengaged from dating/romantic life in general.
 
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