Celebrity predictions 2024

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Mrschocolatenutz said:
Please, please let this be true x
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Be very careful of what you wish for. Look at Wales to see what a total shitshow Labour can be when in absolute power - money being spunked on farms 'for festivals' when the festival concerned said no thanks. Money spunked on failing airport, then propped up, and up again. Money spunked on rail company that all but failed and is still failing, another £125m thrown in the money pit just this week. 20mph blanket on former 30/40mph road leading to increased pollution and journey times. Claims of being for the environment/green etc - yet happily allow a large quarry to be extended and a large opencast mine to continue mining unabated after their mining permit ran out a year or so previous.

Labour are a bleeping joke. So, granted are the Tories, but they are the better of two evils.
 
Phil Anne Throw Pee said:
Kerry Katona will secure a multi million pound advertising deal with Greggs and split with the latest knuckle dragger.

Spencer Matthews and Vogue Williams will divorce after he is caught snorting coke off a hooker's tits at a members only club.

Katie Price will have to have a limb amputated after liposuction goes horribly wrong.

Gaz Beadle will cop off with Poppy Delevigne.

Pearl Lowe will die of a heroin overdose.

Dominic West will leave his wife for Millie Bobby Brown.

Mark Wright will have his chin reduced in major surgery and Michelle Keegan will come out as lesbian.

Paloma Faith will announce her non binary child identifies as a poodle.

William Roache will die.

Bjork will be unrecognisable after a facelift.

Shane from Westlife will have to have a stool surgically removed from his buttocks after sitting on one for so long.

Kylie will pull a Hemsworth brother.

Simon Cowell will announce he is terminally ill and die a few days later.

Sinitta will turn 30.
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My favourite by far! This has given me a fair old titter this gloomy January afternoon.
 
Pontyslapper said:
Be very careful of what you wish for. Look at Wales to see what a total shitshow Labour can be when in absolute power - money being spunked on farms 'for festivals' when the festival concerned said no thanks. Money spunked on failing airport, then propped up, and up again. Money spunked on rail company that all but failed and is still failing, another £125m thrown in the money pit just this week. 20mph blanket on former 30/40mph road leading to increased pollution and journey times. Claims of being for the environment/green etc - yet happily allow a large quarry to be extended and a large opencast mine to continue mining unabated after their mining permit ran out a year or so previous.

Labour are a bleeping joke. So, granted are the Tories, but they are the better of two evils.
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Yeah, I'm in Scotland though x
 
Pontyslapper said:
Good luck! You'll have a coalition of the worst like us in Wales with Labour/Plaid, yours is even scarier Labour/SNP - although slightly less scary than it could've been under wee Krankie
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This isn't the politics thread, but I doubt Labour and SNP would ever go into coalition.

Labour would be MENTAL to go into coalition with the tories. That's what nearly killed them after the indy vote. I think Anas Sarwar knows this. But I doubt the London mob do.

The SNP relied too long on Nicola. Andnow we've got Useless 🙄🙄🙄

Scotland is a 💩💩💩 show. But I think we're not as bad as England!!!
 
Lurker dropping in with some thoughts/hopes/imaginations

Deaths
Trump - Heart Attack due to his lifestyle but quite a lot of thinking it's assassination which will cause further upheaval in America

Biden - close in time to Trump, due to an illness we don't know about but causes more assassination rumours and further upheaval

Jessica Alves - Sepsis due cosmetics procedure

Ozzy Osbourne

Brad Pitt - accident through drinking too much

Bob Dylan


Brian May gets ill tries to keep it quiet but gets leaked to the papers

Kylie gets pregnant by Timothee but they split up and she goes back to Travis

Taylor Swift Breaks up with her Travis have a whirlwind romance with a non famous person and get secretly married only telling folk about 6 months later

Kerry Katona goes full on New Age/Religious and then reveal it's her newest grift and there's a book/Dvd coming out about how she's changed her life. This will be followed a few months later by how she hasn't at all

Angelina Jolie meets someone and has a quiet ceremony somewhere sunny in Autumn but won't elaborate if it's a wedding or just a party and tells the press in a classyish way to duck off

Katie Price tries to go on the run to hide from the police but botches the whole thing by being on Imsta the whole because she's ❄️ and 🍷🍷. Keiran at last gets the kids back, into therapy and quieter life. Katie gets banged up and thinks she'll get minted selling her story when she gets out as everyome will still love The Pwicey

Labour wins but not a majority. Coalition then something big comes out about Keir Starmer and he has to resign.

Angela Rippon comes out with some spicy tales from her younger days

Kylie Minogue announces retirement from touring and produces one last album
 
L3moning said:
You see I think Taylor and Travis will marry, and to add another prediction, I think the Kansas City Chiefs will win the Superbowl, and Travis will propose live on TV afterwards.
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I think he'll propose too and I see them milking the engagement for all it's worth, but not getting married.Travis is going to need witness protection when they break up.
 
I seriously think Ireland could win the Eurovision this year. If you look at the songs which have won in recent years, they've been quite "out there", and Ireland's song fits in with that. There is a really catchy melodic bit as well which I haven't been able to get out of my head.
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LaraQ said:
I think he'll propose too and I see them milking the engagement for all it's worth, but not getting married.Travis is going to need witness protection when they break up.
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On Crazy Days and Nights gossip site there was an item that said one of Travis' fellow sports stars is convinced they have already married.
 
LaraQ said:
I see her getting pregnant rather than them splitting.
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I would've said them getting a divorce too but here they are..
 

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