Carrie Hope Fletcher #85 I am big, its the audiences that got small

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Kate Winslet my ass. Dream on love 😂😂

CHF #86: Her career is sinking faster than the Titanic
Kate Winslet and Katherine Langford not a chance 🤣. That’s like me saying I look like Zendaya or Taylor Swift because we are all women with long hair 🤣.

Her celebrity lookalike is Nadia Swahala and the woman off the bingo adsthat I can’t remember the name off.
 
Have I missed something about Andy (genuine question)?
He generally seems to be a bit of a smug prick with a paper-thin ego. In terms of specifics, the biggest events are the Patti LuPone debacle (for which he got dragged to court and lost because he v.clearly breached her contract), his political record (particularly flying back on his private jet to vote for the Bedroom Tax in the Lords) and his handling of Cindermehlla (especially FaceTiming the cast to scream at them before a show and then sacking them all on a bank holiday weekend by media rather than their agents).

There seems to be a thread running through several stories of him being too much of a chickenshit to fire people himself/passing the buck (CamMac &ALW were supposed to fly to New York to fire Hal Prince, IIRC… but ALW stood Cameron up at the airport so he had to do it solo).

….I seem to have learned far too much about this man in the past ten years 😅
 
Hey Carrie! You've done the exact same thing by marrying too quickly and having a kid!
 

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Part of panto is the same tit jokes, Christ the Edinburgh one has been doing the same jokes since I was wee and I’m late 20s now 😂 but they’re so bad they’re funny, the ALW ones is just….cringe

Also, the majority won't get it. They will laugh if they think musicals/ALW musicals are tit. But they won't have a clue about carries connection

I've seen the alw joke in other pantos before, and that's the point. Alw musicals are tit (not my actual opinion, just point of joke)
 
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