bristolbristol
Member
Maybe Carrie needs to take a look at what popped up on my twitter today…
"At least it was only once!"
Omg.Saw someone mention Joel getting pissy at that waiter in his saved highlights which reminded me I’d never actually seen it volume up, so I went looking for it and he’s just recently created a new highlight for ‘THE ICON SP’… He’s now morphed into Carrie and is absorbing Scott as his bestie!! Also fml, if anybody wants a good cringe, watch his ‘Hermes Diaries’ where he just witches about customers using incredibly threatening gendered language (listen LADY) over and over in a camp voice. My personal highlight was him tagging Instagram themselves to complain about his stories not being posted in order, and demanding they sort it out. How Carrie married that is beyond me…
View attachment 2016922 q
I really like you lmao. Statler and Waldorf were just the BEST.
Ironic that one of the points is them creating a fantasy...she said WE create fictional versions of her, but it's her husband who creates fantasiesMaybe Carrie needs to take a look at what popped up on my twitter today…
Omg.
Just made my way through the highlight of Joel being a delivery driver for Hermes, a deleivery company so notoriously bad they had to change their name and yet even they aren’t as bad as Joel.
Highlights include:
- Joel trying to make #HermesDiaries happen
- Being disrespectful after he has collected someone’s ashes and making a joke about not even having been the one to kill them
- Camp as duck dancing in the rain while someone’s parcel gets soaked
- A rant about a seemingly rude woman #ListenLady and his outrage that at midday she is still in her pyjamas while he’s been working since 9am
- Tagging Christina Milian while he lip syncs poorly to her song Am to Pm in his car like a massive creeper
- Making some child in his car cringe and hide his face while he tries to imitate Usher and goes on about not having a girlfriend
- Mocking what appears to be two old people sitting in a car park peacefully enjoying each others company during the ‘rule of six’ covid regulations
- Calling a woman he delivered a parcel to a witch and referred to her as ‘lady’ caused she thought he only delivered parcels from Next
- Jumbled, ranty stories that don’t make sense and cut off half way through
- Being cut off in his to ranty story to Instagram about his stories not posting properly
- More rants about women and referring to them as ‘butch’
- Being outraged that someone took too long to answer the door as they were asleep when he tried to deliver their parcel
He’s actually the worst and clearly thought he was far too good for such a menial job and having to interact with the local peasants. His lack of respect for women is evident and I can’t believe Carrie has seen these and thought it was ok
Also I'm sorry (this is not in response to you but too many threads to quote), it wouldn't be normal for a new couple to sleep in separate beds - not because of snoring or anything else. People just deal with those things and find other options while still sleeping together.
I've only seen people whose marriages were over and just going on for the kids that slept separately.
Clever casting would be finding someone Czech. It’s stupid casting cause she’s going to make a tit out of herself"It's not stunt casting it's clever casting" - Carrie screeches as she spends her days scrolling her phone popsocket in hand looking for dem haterzzz to battle, instead of learning how to do her damn job
Omg.
Just made my way through the highlight of Joel being a delivery driver for Hermes, a deleivery company so notoriously bad they had to change their name and yet even they aren’t as bad as Joel.
Highlights include:
- Joel trying to make #HermesDiaries happen
- Being disrespectful after he has collected someone’s ashes and making a joke about not even having been the one to kill them
- Camp as duck dancing in the rain while someone’s parcel gets soaked
- A rant about a seemingly rude woman #ListenLady and his outrage that at midday she is still in her pyjamas while he’s been working since 9am
- Tagging Christina Milian while he lip syncs poorly to her song Am to Pm in his car like a massive creeper
- Making some child in his car cringe and hide his face while he tries to imitate Usher and goes on about not having a girlfriend
- Mocking what appears to be two old people sitting in a car park peacefully enjoying each others company during the ‘rule of six’ covid regulations
- Calling a woman he delivered a parcel to a witch and referred to her as ‘lady’ caused she thought he only delivered parcels from Next
- Jumbled, ranty stories that don’t make sense and cut off half way through
- Being cut off in his to ranty story to Instagram about his stories not posting properly
- More rants about women and referring to them as ‘witch’
- Being outraged that someone took too long to answer the door as they were asleep when he tried to deliver their parcel
He’s actually the worst and clearly thought he was far too good for such a menial job and having to interact with the local peasants. His lack of respect for women is evident and I can’t believe Carrie has seen these and thought it was ok
But he’s so lovely and nobody ever has a bad word to say about him!!!
Also I'm sorry (this is not in response to you but too many threads to quote), it wouldn't be normal for a new couple to sleep in separate beds - not because of snoring or anything else. People just deal with those things and find other options while still sleeping together.
I've only seen people whose marriages were over and just going on for the kids that slept separately.
Maybe Carrie needs to take a look at what popped up on my twitter today…
Omg.
Just made my way through the highlight of Joel being a delivery driver for Hermes, a deleivery company so notoriously bad they had to change their name and yet even they aren’t as bad as Joel.
Highlights include:
- Joel trying to make #HermesDiaries happen
- Being disrespectful after he has collected someone’s ashes and making a joke about not even having been the one to kill them
- Camp as duck dancing in the rain while someone’s parcel gets soaked
- A rant about a seemingly rude woman #ListenLady and his outrage that at midday she is still in her pyjamas while he’s been working since 9am
- Tagging Christina Milian while he lip syncs poorly to her song Am to Pm in his car like a massive creeper
- Making some child in his car cringe and hide his face while he tries to imitate Usher and goes on about not having a girlfriend
- Mocking what appears to be two old people sitting in a car park peacefully enjoying each others company during the ‘rule of six’ covid regulations
- Calling a woman he delivered a parcel to a witch and referred to her as ‘lady’ caused she thought he only delivered parcels from Next
- Jumbled, ranty stories that don’t make sense and cut off half way through
- Being cut off in his to ranty story to Instagram about his stories not posting properly
- More rants about women and referring to them as ‘witch’
- Being outraged that someone took too long to answer the door as they were asleep when he tried to deliver their parcel
He’s actually the worst and clearly thought he was far too good for such a menial job and having to interact with the local peasants. His lack of respect for women is evident and I can’t believe Carrie has seen these and thought it was ok
Sorry but it is surprisingly normal. Doesn't mean they don't have active sex lives. But if people sleep better apart then they do.
To be fair - there's so many good options to pick from!I still think @awkwardjellyfish 's "I give you this ring as a symbol of our desperation" post should be a thread title
Sorry but it is surprisingly normal. Doesn't mean they don't have active sex lives. But if people sleep better apart then they do.