Manifesting Joel comes on here as himself because omg we would verbally annihilate him
The guy can barely spell his own name. I’m 99% sure he posts his surname so much because he’s still learning how to spell it.
Carrie Hope Fletcher #42 There’s a ring on her finger from a stage 5 clinger
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The guy can barely spell his own name. I’m 99% sure he posts his surname so much because he’s still learning how to spell it.
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Looks like a pug chewing a waspQuick recap
The last thread began with Crabbie highlighting several 'negative' posts that simply pointed out the difference in her happiness in photos with Scott. Clearly this was an attack on her #SOPROUD hubby to be, so Mrs Hope-Fletcher-Montague decided to block genuine fans who dared like anything other than sycophantic praise. She then proceeded to challenge those stating that she shares too much on socials, by asserting that they couldn't possible tell her what she and Joel had done that day, despite posting it all on their stories anyway.On to that evening, little miss feminista decided it would be a great idea to delete a legitimate comment from a concerned fan about Joel's stance on SA, following the exposed DMs of the last thread. This was without comment or warning. Clearly rights for women do not come above an engagement ring.
Throw in some wonderful tea by those 'in the know' about Carries breakup from her once true love Oliver and how she shared profound pictures of trees and her crying on a private Instagram account. Standout from this being the £800 camera that was a gift from Carrie, which Oliver chose to take with him despite leaving bags of all other gifts (tat) by the trash.
Fast forward a bit and we got treated to a day out with Carrie the author, who took her now true love to work with her at her publishers - probably too terrified to leave him as she hadn't bought a gift for that day.
An extra pair of hands did come in handy though, as she placed lots of her latest (6m old) book around London, for lucky people to find and hopefully burn for fuel. So thoughtful of her to think of us during a cost of living crisis.
Mr and Mrs Montague have been rather quiet since, clearly proving the meanie haters wrong in their comments on oversharing. No worries though, we meanies are also part time DIs who unearthed mountains of gold from the diseased baby Owl's (Joel obvs) Facebook account. Feast away tattlers at the ramblings of a socially inept, bigoted man-baby's inner most thoughts on his AMAZINGLY OUTSTANDING theatre company and pretty much everything else as Joel is a true genius on all matters and you must pay attention when he speaks BITCHESS!!!!!
JOEL OUT 🎙⬇
(Probably missed loads, we're going so fast these days).
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awkwardjellyfish
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7 out of 12 most liked comments on Tattle in the last 24 hours have been on CHF’s threads. Good work bitchessss!
.LiveLaughLube_outloud
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Manifesting Joel comes on here as himself because omg we would verbally annihilate him
I'm pretty sure I've never spelt his name right, and I'm not learning it on principal because I think it would annoy him.
Cd1313
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I'm wondering if he hasn't been warned after everything that has gone on...a bunch of people said they were going to let Hamilton mgmt know, and maybe he was told not to engage anymore? If so, imagine how enraged he must be, Shrek stomping around the house
Netsaboots
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Like that Simpsons episode where Homer gets a hair transplant and gets controlled by the hair.
Maybe we should be saving Joel from his evil bum fluff hair transplant.Attachments
onasidequest
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Joel showing up to nice meals in nice restaurants in nice parts of London in his scrubby hoody.
Pistachiyo
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Let's just keep spelling it wrong and see how long it takes for him to implode.
Hi Jole Montigeww
LiveLaughLube_outloud
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Jole Mongoose
awkwardjellyfish
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OMg totally off topic but where is this photo from?!? I’ve had this in my head for the longest time but can’t for the life of me place it??
You know how people jokingly get Benedict Cumberbatch’s name wrong? Like that, but with zero affection.
Pole Mongoose
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Jolene Flush-the-loo
I think it's Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein...
onasidequest
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Correct.
Apologies Marty. Sorry for comparing you to Jolly Mongoose
OMG Is he going to do that thing where for Christmas he changes his name on social media to make it more Christmassy. And he's going to be The Last Noel Montague
sketterss
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I saw a few people talking about this on the old thread too… makes me feel weird about the video itself, but at least there are other meanie hater trolls like us coming upon that video too
Yeah I saw her follow up tiktok with her telling people off for having an opinion on the relationship...however content creators can't have their cake and eat it too. If you are going to post hours of content about your relationships for content/ views and therefore money, people are going to want to comment and share their views, positive or otherwise. If you can't handle it, don't share and profit off of it.
Netsaboots
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So in the spirit of sharing Joanne Monteyouu (great idea) with spouses, my OH says that he looks like he sweats out kebab meat and dances like he's on ketamine.
GrilledCheese
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The more we spell it right the more it appears on Google . . .
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