Carrie Hope Fletcher #103 Wife of the star of the latest Barclaycard advert

[JessieB]

So she's at The Hall for Cornwall tonight, still plenty of seats available and having looked at the sales a couple of months back Im not sure they opened up the balcony section at all for tickets. I'm not far from Truro but to be honest I wouldn't draw my curtains to see her if she was performing in my garden

 

[Moaninginprivate]

My friend is at Cornwall tonight, I've asked her to report how orange the hair is IRL

 

[kev1974]

oh my goodness, there's someone in her tagged posts that's been to every show so far (including both Guildford shows) and is counting them out as if implying that she will be going to every single one, no matter how long the drive is.

Girl honestly there is such a rich variety of people and things out there to spend your money and time on. One day you are going to snap out of it, and look back and wonder what the hell possessed you to follow someone as mediocre as Grabbie around the country.

 

[Accionoodles]

oh my goodness, there's someone in her tagged posts that's been to every show so far (including both Guildford shows) and is counting them out as if implying that she will be going to every single one, no matter how long the drive is.

Girl honestly there is such a rich variety of people and things out there to spend your money and time on. One day you are going to snap out of it, and look back and wonder what the hell possessed you to follow someone as mediocre as Grabbie around the country.

Sounds a bit unhinged and stalkery. Not something you want when your address is easily findable online (due to your own incompetence) and you have unclear boundaries and encourage parasocial relationships with fans who think you’re their friend

 

[Mark81]

Carrie needs to watch Misery and realise we aren't the problem or threat

 

[londongirl2001]

Carrie needs to watch Misery and realise we aren't the problem or threat

As long as those creepy fans aren’t on tattle, she’d let them into her bedroom, watching her while she’s asleep.

 

[lottiekarotti]

oh my goodness, there's someone in her tagged posts that's been to every show so far (including both Guildford shows) and is counting them out as if implying that she will be going to every single one, no matter how long the drive is.

Girl honestly there is such a rich variety of people and things out there to spend your money and time on. One day you are going to snap out of it, and look back and wonder what the hell possessed you to follow someone as mediocre as Grabbie around the country.

Looks like she was at five concerts on her last tour too (I forgot how many dates she had, but still, five is insane.)

And honestly, I don't know how to say it and not sound mean, or demeaning, but I think we can all agree that John is just thick, right? Lights are on, nobody's home. Which, alright, no shame in that, but he's not just thick, he's also addicted to attention, believes he's gods gift to the earth and always thinks he's right. And that's just a bad mix

 

[Mark81]

Honestly I think if a fan abducted her and tried to kill her, her final words would be (with hands clasped to chest) 'you really like me don't you'

 

[ChasingDays]

Yet another super flattering, chest clutching photo. Sadly, the superfan wasn't speechless. She was "beyond words" though, so I was close enough.

 

[Mark81]

Clutching her chest at every performance then?

Such an authentic and genuine moment then

 

[Phil I Buster]

It’s lovely that her fans have adopted the same insanely melodramatic way of describing things as their idol. If the show really was a sensation, Lambert & Butler wouldn’t be papering venues, would they?

 

[cherryblossomlatte]

Did she delete the backstage photo with Joel? I cant see it.
Seems someone told her how bad of a look it was on her.

 

[bluekneesocks]

Did she delete the backstage photo with Joel? I cant see it.
Seems someone told her how bad of a look it was on her.

It’s still there, it’s a subscriber post

 

[Baby Mumma]

I find it really funny that last year her surprise Palladium guest was Scott and this year it was Tom - her only two soul mates

 

[leabytottle]

I know I said I felt like Joel was being genuine and was upset in the live, it’s all a bit odd.
Like lots of you, I don’t get or like the while grief posts, crying on camera etc. so putting that aside, I initially thought he was a fan of Gavin, then worked with him etc, so regardless if we agree on posting these type of videos, he seemed less twatty than usual.
Why is he still posting?? His page is becoming a shrine at this point! Hes made 4 posts about Gavin, only 2 about his wife’s tour.
Maybe it’s hit him because we know he doesn’t do well with Carrie and she’s been away for one night!!

Back to Joel’s obsession. On the second post about Gavin, it has music playing. Joel has put the reel about Gavin with the music being JOEL singing!!!!!!!!! (This is deserving of that many )
It’s starting to look like he wants people to saying “John, I thought that was Gavin singing, you sound just like him”

Why is he tagging Gavins page?seriously odd.

It looks like Marsha Wallace is involved in organising the vigil. I feel like Joel will try and out do everyone with his “how well did YOU know Gavin?” and loudly start telling strangers his stories.

 

[dull-board1243]

Carrie needs to watch Misery and realise we aren't the problem or threat

Or even Selena. It’s always the ones who are diehard fans.

 

[leabytottle]

Just leaving this here for when she posts the inevitable “clinging to the wall nerves” photo like last year…

“Look at us, we are so quirky. We are the same person. Sometimes we even dress the same, well, not the same, but in a colour that looks a little bit the same as each other.”

He looks like a saville esq child catcher here. He also looks about 50! I don’t hate what Carrie is wearing here… although DWAC has edited his photos by changing the filter on Instagram to Inkwell, which could completely change this outfit from ‘ok’ to garish!

Whoever the guy is in the background, his face says it all!

At least they didn’t bring out Buzz or Buddy, whichever the one they keep pushing to perform. Picture it now, 3 years on, Carrie will do a Sia and have Mabel in some elaborate headpiece and be forced to sing with Buddy/buzz, dressed like Willy Wonka. Maybe something from Chitty, or Poppins, along with a letter Carrie wrote to Tom about their arduous working class life. It was so tough, they only managed TWO trips to Disney a year and how she always dreamed their children would grow up, not knowing a life of poverty like they did. Definitely DWAC will have made all their child hood photos into sepia, and Joel will have put together a power point presentation to play in the background while the children make an attempt to sing. An audience full of Carrie look a-likes describe it as “The most memorable event of their life” and they the “sobbed at seeing mini Carrie and mini Tom singing, with the most wonderful voices a human could have”.

 

[Mark81]

Or even Selena. It’s always the ones who are diehard fans.

Yep, or a Temu version of The Bodyguard

 

[Fifah1907]

oh my goodness, there's someone in her tagged posts that's been to every show so far (including both Guildford shows) and is counting them out as if implying that she will be going to every single one, no matter how long the drive is.

Girl honestly there is such a rich variety of people and things out there to spend your money and time on. One day you are going to snap out of it, and look back and wonder what the hell possessed you to follow someone as mediocre as Grabbie around the country.

I went to the Eras 3 times (travelled to London from Scotland for the last 2) and haven’t posted that I went twice in London bc I know people will be like WTF - and that’s the eras not Carrie

 

[Mark81]