Well he is now haha.
Obviously he didn’t pay for it himself. It might have come out of his account, but he hasn’t had a job for years, and no one is buying the chocolate bars despite Carrie throwing money at it (thanks Companies House) and the fake reviews. It’s easy when someone else is paying for your dinner.
Rob does make it look effortless - as in he has no shame posting about “his” new Porsche, or posting about moving into “his” new house 6 months in.
It’s so cringe how obvious he is about the gravy train. Like, taking a step back, what kind of guy on connecting with someone on a dating app who lives an hour and a half away, on asking the question “how long have you been single”, given an answer of “I’m kinda single, a week”, then asks “how long were you together” with a response of “4 years” says “let’s go on a date tomorrow”, during lockdown.
Anyone normal would run a mile.
He walks his dog on Carrie’s ex’s street ffs. The other 100 thousand options in London just won’t do. Smirking. Cycles around the block for a second leer at a couple of girls minding their own business (hi Rob
). Totally inappropriate friend requests. Loads of weird
tit like this, thinking no one is watching, when they are, cos he’s a bit dim. Such a creep.