Caroline Hirons #35 Travel Kits Cult Beauty 1, Hirons 0

[50sGirl]

Thread title with most votes was by yours truly , although she’s released ANOTHER Shitkit since then so it feels a bit dated.

Quick recap: (please add anything I’ve missed)
Still using her podcast to talk about herself.
Still rinsing The Freaks every pay day.
Still has an over inflated ego.
Still thinks her children are the best looking children in the world.
Went on another holiday but packed sunscreen this time.
Did an interview and said she rents a house in Kensington but did not mention the Somerset mansion she owns.
Said her hair is Amazonian goddess meets Medusa…

Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-34-skin-rocks-just-four-products-and-a-flannel.45320/

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Lol… https://theindustry.beauty/awards/the-categories/

Of *course* you have to pay to enter
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[50sGirl]

She really ought to speak to her “mate” Trinny and get some fashion advice. With all her money her clothes always looks like a bag of shite.

Is the award for her “it’s not a pop up” Liberty counter that has tumbleweed as its most regular customer?

 

[GalofHal]

On the left is the hilarious Tatty McLeod, who "unboxed" her goodie bag on Instagram last night.

SR won the Experience category which is rather bizarre as its such a new brand and that's a completely different category.

 

[Whatisgoingoninworld]

What is an experience category? I don’t even know what that could mean when skin rocks is so new and so different to inkey list, jo loves, boots snd No7

 

[cc_penny]

Omg those headbands and the selfies….

 

[50sGirl]

What is an experience category? I don’t even know what that could mean when skin rocks is so new and so different to inkey list, jo loves, boots snd No7

Well she mentions Liberty so surely it’s not the instore “experience“ because Tattlers have posted how fed up the counter staff look?
If that’s the case how come Lisa Eldridge and Trinny weren’t nominated? From what I’ve heard the LE counter staff are excellent.

And hark at the Narc “the best in the business!” No wonder her head is so massive - it needs to fit in her delusions of grandeur!

 

[yessenia_d]

Well, where else can you get your makeup sloppily pushed around your face with overpriced cleanser by bored and glaring salespeople?

I imagine when they say "experience" they mean as in the Willy Wonka Experience.

 

[50sGirl]

Well, where else can you get your makeup sloppily pushed around your face with overpriced cleanser by bored and glaring salespeople?

I imagine when they say "experience" they mean as in the Willy Wonka Experience.

And don’t they charge for the “experience“ too?

 

[Madamex]

She was just going on about how she hates award ceremonies on the podcast.

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Thanks for starting the new thread! @50sGirl you are the queen of thread titles

 

[Angeoudemon]

Why waste materials to frame this utterly basic "quote"?

 

[yessenia_d]

Ffs, sorry to be crude, but that framing that apparently ☆iNsPiRaTiOnAl☆ bunch of nothing bullshit quote is the equivalent of wanking infront of a mirror.

The narcissism just keeps on growing.

 

[50sGirl]

Why waste materials to frame this utterly basic "quote"?

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I’m sure that’ll be in the pipeline for a
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Thanks for starting the new thread! @50sGirl you are the queen of thread titles

Thanks but I think my all time favourites are by @Lyra Belacqua - they’ve had some brilliant titles.

 

[Rowling]

These pictures of her , dear god !. It’s the Edina Monsoon thinking of “it looks expensive , so it must be fabulous”

And the hair colour / face shade is one extreme to the other.

 

[FrankieBelle]

Why waste materials to frame this utterly basic "quote"?

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Was it really such a good idea???
You sure? Really sure?
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Lol… https://theindustry.beauty/awards/the-categories/

Of *course* you have to pay to enter
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What the actual bollocks is she wearing?? Pyjamas?

 

[wanderingrose]

Omg she URGENTLY needs a stylist If someone from her team is reading her PLEASE get her a stylist asap! Those trousers are draping the floor and that blouse is just wrong for her bodyshape and that outfit. I thought she didnt lile her long arms? I swear that top makes her arms look extremely long

 

[Nottonightbabe]

These pictures of her , dear god !. It’s the Edina Monsoon thinking of “it looks expensive , so it must be fabulous”

And the hair colour / face shade is one extreme to the other.

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Shades of Peter Stringfellow.

 

[bottlewrapper]

Shades of Peter Stringfellow.

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Be fair - his suit fits better and his hair is in better condition. And - yep, I'll say it - he's actually got less wrinkles

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I’m sure that’ll be in the pipeline for a
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Thanks but I think my all time favourites are by @Lyra Belacqua - they’ve had some brilliant titles.

What a lovely compliment, thank you. We’re all pretty good at thinking of a decent snarky title