Caroline Hirons #32 Query the price, she’ll show you the door. “It’s not expensive, you’re just poor!”
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The Boss ?. She ain’t Springsteen
But goes on holiday and forgets hers and burns!!
50sGirl
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Yes and she wasn’t championing sunscreen a few years ago when she said she relied on her make up to give her protection.
Tattlers never forget Hirons! *evil cackle…
Traazers
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The Boss ?. She ain’t Springsteen
She hasn't been championing SPF every day (two words, "everyday" has a different meaning, copywriter who?) for 20 years though has she?
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snap!Yes and she wasn’t championing sunscreen a few years ago when she said she relied on her make up to give her protection.
Tattlers never forget Hirons! *evil cackle…
LyraBalaqua
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All those products behind her , I wonder if she gives it away to her staff ?
JaneRev
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A Freak said they’ve got £80 to spend at Liberty and what should they buy?! Even the Freaks don’t automatically think Liberty=Skin Rocks. About half the replies predictably said SR but quite a few said Lisa Eldridge.
I bet Hirons is not impressed. Poor Jimderella may have extra chores today!
I saw that earlier on!
Mind you Hirons is back on her PR offensive with glee on a Sunday. Do you think Sunday Riley with be in the next kit?
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I've never thought she gives much, if any to her staff. The amount of half opened pots, complete with several people's fingerprints in that surround her in her "filming room" I'm surprised she's not had pink eye numerous times
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Also_smoke_and_mirrors
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That's such a sales person thing to say. It means nothing and allows them to charge what they want for 'a better way to travel' because we think it must be better. I've never found a vitamin c that works better than the ordinary 23%. Cheap as chips. I've tried loads from £100+ to £5 and if I want a vitamin c, that's still the one I go for.I saw that earlier on!
Mind you Hirons is back on her PR offensive with glee on a Sunday. Do you think Sunday Riley with be in the next kit?
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I've never thought she gives much, if any to her staff. The amount of half opened pots, complete with several people's fingerprints in that surround her in her "filming room" I'm surprised she's not had pink eye numerous times
Jelly Bean
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Championing SPF everyday for 20 years? It's not even 10 years 
JaneRev
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Championing SPF everyday for 20 years? It's not even 10 years
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If you brought this up with her, she'd tell you that you took her advice out of context... Like the freaks are on that screenshot of her insta stories with not wearing SPF
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New kit out next month so watch her start engaging more with the Freaks soon.
I wonder which brands will be in this time. My gut is saying Zelens might have a huge over stock of a product. Emma Lewisham seems to be her new bestie
Also what will be the exciting GWP... A pen, a candle I'm waiting with baited breath
50sGirl
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If you brought this up with her, she'd tell you that you took her advice out of context... Like the freaks are on that screenshot of her insta stories with not wearing SPF
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I wonder which brands will be in this time. My gut is saying Zelens might have a huge over stock of a product. Emma Lewisham seems to be her new bestie
Also what will be the exciting GWP... A pen, a candle I'm waiting with baited breath
Oo GWP? Camo printed cotton buds? A neon Ali Express keyring? I’m sure whatever it is, it will be some tat that the Freaks will wet their knickers over!
Marco Lens (Zelens) hasn’t been mentioned in ages has he? Was he the surgeon who did her eyes?
JaneRev
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Oo GWP? Camo printed cotton buds? A neon Ali Express keyring? I’m sure whatever it is, it will be some tat that the Freaks will wet their knickers over!
Marco Lens (Zelens) hasn’t been mentioned in ages has he? Was he the surgeon who did her eyes?
He was in one of the many tit kits last year, with a 30ml eye cream. Because everyone knows Hirons loves a super size
It could be half an eaten apple free with the kit, the freaks especially Haddock would be making it out like she's invented brain surgery
Yes Marco her other man, the freaks used to scream when he was mentioned or on a live. He was the one that did her eyes. Before I found tattle I did a search for him and his surgical skills. The majority of reviews were bloody awful. Just goes to show she was gifted that surgery. Why she hasn't gone and fixed it is beyond me, it obviously bugs her
JaneRev
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It really does
Another case of do as I say and not as I do
She'd have launched at any of the freaks saying they should have researched it better. Amongst other things
w8g
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Another kit?!New kit out next month so watch her start engaging more with the Freaks soon.
This is a slow car crash I can't look away from. What other brands will she include this time? I can't wait to see how bad this kit will be...
skincaresceptic
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Yes, her eyes are a mess. Why doesn’t she sort them out?
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My money’s on a foot fileIf you brought this up with her, she'd tell you that you took her advice out of context... Like the freaks are on that screenshot of her insta stories with not wearing SPF
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I wonder which brands will be in this time. My gut is saying Zelens might have a huge over stock of a product. Emma Lewisham seems to be her new bestie
Also what will be the exciting GWP... A pen, a candle I'm waiting with baited breath
mindlessness
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The Boss ?. She ain’t Springsteen
‘Still’
lol. The internet archive remembers her more lackadaisical approach to sun protection in blog posts.
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JaneRev
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Yes, her eyes are a mess. Why doesn’t she sort them out?
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My money’s on a foot file
She's probably on the beg for someone to sort her eyes out for free. I've lost count of the amount of times she's said on previous lives that she's going to get it sorted
It's probably the down time of the op too . She won't be able to shill to the freaks in person and won't have control in the office.
I've said before that she's aging badly and it's showing in her eyes. No amount of skincare can repair the damage she's done to herself. Burning her face abroad is just adding to it
I remember you saying a foot file would be in the next kit. With every passing kit they are getting worse. You'd think she'd have the sense to remove a few kits this year. It's blatantly obvious they aren't selling like they used to.
Whatisgoingoninworld
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Ohhh is she editing her blogs? Bad bad Caroline. Usually the “been talking about sunscreen 20 years” would piss me off but she’s a liar so it’s normal. She’s shown who she is.. I hope her kits do bad and I hope there isn’t many paying for an app that beautypedia did 10 years ago.
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