Caroline Hirons #24 Reti-nope

[50sGirl]

As skincare is her business, you’d think she’d make more of an effort on her lives. What a mess.

Actually shocked at how unwell Caroline looked on the live. Bags under her eyes and she actually looks anaemic and like she needs a red blood cell infusion. Gaunt almost

She looked fine at the concert with that other hag Welch. She just made no effort in the live.

 

[smurphette]

Marko Lens is a terrible doctor and no one can convince me otherwise.

I was just thinking that they look so bad! Most uppers I've seen from other people seem to look pretty brilliant and undetectable.

An interesting trip down You Tube memory lane today. All the way back to 7 years ago when Sali Hughes interviews the Oaf for her In The Bathroom...series. In Hirons' house in London, when the Oaf used dozens of different brands and not just the ones she's paid to shill/her mates who pay her to shill.

My goodness how they've both changed and not for the better. Hirons was clearly filmed before she grew her God complex and SH actually seems fairly pleasant.

Looking at Big Nanna then and now, I think I could be forgiven for thinking it was someone else. Her face, attitude and whole demeanour is different (and I don't mean her eye lids which I know she had operated on). There's been a great deal of tweakments on that oversized loud mouthed visog. More than she will ever admit to. That ain't just skincare.

That photo up the thread looked like a TON of filler. It's like it's too fixed and in weird places to just be fat. Also a bit lumpy.

 

[w8g]

I was just thinking that they look so bad! Most uppers I've seen from other people seem to look pretty brilliant and undetectable.


That photo up the thread looked like a TON of filler. It's like it's too fixed and in weird places to just be fat. Also a bit lumpy.

i seem to recall how she used to boast about Marko Lens doing her eyes and that he doesn’t practise anymore. Like he did a special thing for her. And all her followers would go wowwww…
But if this is the result and these are the reviews, then I can completely understand why he’s not practising anymore.

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

Marko Lens is a terrible doctor and no one can convince me otherwise.

did she have an eye lift and jt went wrong? Is that why she constantly has her tear ducts showing?

 

[smurphette]

i seem to recall how she used to boast about Marko Lens doing her eyes and that he doesn’t practise anymore. Like he did a special thing for her. And all her followers would go wowwww…
But if this is the result and these are the reviews, then I can completely understand why he’s not practising anymore.

I mean, the rule of procedures is that you want someone who has don tons and tons, and is busy! Mad that you'd think getting someone (probably) deskilled is a good thing.

My Eye Surgery Story - Caroline Hirons

Hi All, The vids are back. All you need to know is in the video, happy to answer any questions in the comments. Another video…

www.carolinehirons.com

Feel like she's had more done since

 

[Opinionated]

Wtf does she look like on this morning

 

[smurphette]

Wtf does she look like on this morning

Ukraine-themed segment?!?

 

[w8g]

did she have an eye lift and jt went wrong? Is that why she constantly has her tear ducts showing?

I mean, the rule of procedures is that you want someone who has don tons and tons, and is busy! Mad that you'd think getting someone (probably) deskilled is a good thing.

My Eye Surgery Story - Caroline Hirons

Hi All, The vids are back. All you need to know is in the video, happy to answer any questions in the comments. Another video…

www.carolinehirons.com

Feel like she's had more done since

Oohh.. thanks for posting this. That was the first time I watched this youtube.
Her eyes looked decent in July 2016, three months after the surgery. But I guess it got progressively worse over the last few years.
Also didn't know she had prolapsed lacrimal glands. This explains the two pockets of "fat" above her eyes. But I still think Marko Lens is a bad surgeon based on those reviews.

And she definitely had a lot more work done since. She's very lumpy looking...
Sorry I hate criticising anyone's looks, but she's such an arrogant oaf I can't help it.

 

[Wellthisisinteresting]

Wtf does she look like on this morning

Its like the Ukraine threw up!

 

[smurphette]

Oohh.. thanks for posting this. That was the first time I watched this youtube.
Her eyes looked decent in July 2016, three months after the surgery. But I guess it got progressively worse over the last few years.
Also didn't know she had prolapsed lacrimal glands. This explains the two pockets of "fat" above her eyes. But I still think Marko Lens is a bad surgeon based on those reviews.

And she definitely had a lot more work done since. She's very lumpy looking...
Sorry I hate criticising anyone's looks, but she's such an arrogant oaf I can't help it.

Yes, looking back I think they look good there! Natural. Like, I wouldn't have known she'd had something done...which is what you'd want really. But something seems amiss now for sure. Are her brows higher? And her face looks different.

 

[skincaresceptic]

OMG, recommending a £220 body cream and pretending to be shocked and not to know how much it costs whilst flicking her hair that looks like rats tails. And if that’s TV make up ask for a different artist next time love, you look rough as f..k

 

[Madamex]

She was going on about being in her garden. Did she have a garden in her london property? Or has she confirmed she moved?

 

[checkoutgal]

Pinksmith’s evening routine was just on Nellie’s stories!

Also “love your sweater, which brand?” Ffs it’s a bog standard, nothing special blue jumper. They are such suck ups.

Looks like a Tesco uniform

Marko Lens is a terrible doctor and no one can convince me otherwise.

She has such cold & soulless eyes.

 

[FrankieBelle]

She was going on about being in her garden. Did she have a garden in her london property? Or has she confirmed she moved?

The London place has a small back garden, years ago (pre Georgian mansion) she’d occasionally post photos of the family outside) so she still has the London place and the Bath pad for Jim/weekends/squatting

 

[bagafreebee]

I remember her saying she was thinking about getting her eyes redone?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

New to this thread. She just came up on my feed hacking , sniffing & gurning, with that ridiculous fillered face. What an absolute pig.
And doesn’t she love the sound of her own voice. Can’t watch another minute.

 

[skincaresceptic]

New to this thread. She just came up on my feed hacking , sniffing & gurning, with that ridiculous fillered face. What an absolute pig.
And doesn’t she love the sound of her own voice. Can’t watch another minute.

The sniffing is a habit, nothing to do with ongoing “illness”. As is changing topic mid sentence and fiddling with grubby hair. She blames ADHD. Burping and picking teeth with a post it note is an added bonus. Not sure how somebody so revolting has such a following …. The most unprofessional pro. Her skin and hair is not a good advert for what she promotes. Forehead full of botox and face full of filler. And golf ball sized prolapsed tear ducts. Get them fixed!

Moaning on tonight’s live that she never gets freebie clothes despite giving brands free ads on TV. But young slim 20 yr old blondes do. That might be because they look good love and Me & Em don’t want you promoting them because you look a mess! Go figure

 

[Opinionated]

The sniffing is a habit, nothing to do with ongoing “illness”. As is changing topic mid sentence and fiddling with grubby hair. She blames ADHD. Burping and picking teeth with a post it note is an added bonus. Not sure how somebody so revolting has such a following …. The most unprofessional pro. Her skin and hair is not a good advert for what she promotes. Forehead full of botox and face full of filler. And golf ball sized prolapsed tear ducts. Get them fixed!

Moaning on tonight’s live that she never gets freebie clothes despite giving brands free ads on TV. But young slim 20 yr old blondes do. That might be because they look good love and Me & Em don’t want you promoting them because you look a mess! Go figure

She always looks like she’s ran through a jumble sale and grabbed what she can from the men’s section!
As for her skin like you say she’s no advert, she looks at least 10 years older than she is and all that rubbing isn’t doing it any good how in earth ppl think she’s the ‘qween’ I’ll never know

 

[FINIFUS]

Have to say, I wonder about the constant sniffing Do we think it's just a habit, or that another habit led to it? I don't remember her doing it back in the day....

 

[Greasepaint]

I’ve tried to watch her lives and it’s impossible.
cough, apologise
Sniff, apologise
Hair fiddle
Fake smile
Shout at someone in the distance
Ad infinitum