Brummy Mummy #177 I’m so sad about Liam Payne but what hairdryer should I get for my birthday?

[Jade33]

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(In honour of Babs posing with "Gaston")

Sang to the tune of "Gaston" in beauty and the beast..


"Noooo ooonnnee, lies like Babs can, hides their size like Babs can, no one fawns over a man in disguise like Babs can"

"She uses tat in all of her decorating,
My what a twit that fat babs!"

 

[Jossstickjunky]

How can she promote Hellofresh knowing that this is happening? Where are your morals now Bab?

 

[Missymoo92]

"She uses tat in all of her decorating,
My what a twit that fat babs!"

"When I was a Bab I ate 4 dozen creme eggs every Easter to help me get large
And now that I'm large I eat 5 dozen creme eggs, so I'm roughly a size 24 arse!"

 

[Booklover]

Read today there's been a 40% increase in case of the norovirus in the past fortnight! Unbelievably selfish to ask the elderly Wetts, one of which has health issues, to look after the children, who are old enough to fend for themselves! Anyway why couldn't ol' conehead WFH!

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

If she had Noro she wouldn't be sat doing a Pit Story!!! She's got a runny arse.

 

[Boredofgrey]

……….disgusting creature she is. Some things do not need sharing. Fancy being a new year 7 and some older kid shouting how’s your mums diarrhoea doing in the school canteen?

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

I'd have loved to have seen The Fat Controllers face had someone confronted her about the queue jumping.
Would she cry?
Would she stand her ground?
Would CBBSte defend her honour?
Would she immediately assume it's a Cowbag instead of a random stranger who's hard earned money has gone on their trip?

That's the kind of content I want to see.

she would have elbowed Steve, who knows that's the signal to fix them all with a fierce glare - a tactic she has been known to use before. although given his inability to express a single emotion through his cardboard facial expressions, i doubt the people calling her out would see it as a threat.

i still can't get over the fact that babs - an almost-47 year old woman - went to the park early one morning, all by her big brave self, to queue up and meet a teenager dressed in a Tigger costume - and then to film it so she could share it with the babettes. i know there are adults who love Disney, but seriously?! i was cringing inside on the E's behalf. and whoever was dressed up as Tigger was undoubtedly fighting to hold in his laughter as babs squealed like an overgrown toddler.

also explains why she was left to queue to meet Sally & Jack - Steve and the kids couldn't care less about meeting the characters, they're only there for the rides - even little E has aged out of excitement to meet the "real" Mickey and dress up etc, and wants to go on the rides that babs has spent years convincing him. are "too scary" and that he won't like so that she has a kid to drag around with her to use as content, demanding he go on all the toddler rides while she shrieks and sitting down with her every twenty minutes for a rest she can catch her breath and boost her energy with regular snack from her "mum bag".

 

[Loopybird69]

thus influenza is a size 16 sometimes an 18 and keBabba insists she’s also an 18 - lying twit

 

[Lady Doodle]

I bet she still hasn't passed as much tit out of her arse compared to the amount that comes out of her mouth

 

[Lettuce]

She needs to get the trots more often. It’s been a lovely quiet day.
Ruined all her bonfire content, mind you I bet there’s been fireworks with her stomping around moaning about missing out on the weekends activities.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

How can she promote Hellofresh knowing that this is happening? Where are your morals now Bab?

Bold of you to assume that babs ever had morals.

 

[Loopybird69]

Bold of you to assume that babs ever had morals.

But, but how would she know if didn’t tell her she lives in a bubble of happiness because news and the like makes her “wobbly”

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Does this mean we’ve missed the annual rehash of ‘80s safety ads about sparklers complete traumatised me’ then obviously followed by a picture of the kids with sparklers, no gloves and wearing highly flammable oodies?

 

[Acorncollecter]

Does this mean we’ve missed the annual rehash of ‘80s safety ads about sparklers complete traumatised me’ then obviously followed by a picture of the kids with sparklers, no gloves and wearing highly flammable oodies?

Only the 2nd today.....and now you've given her the content for Tuesday....lol

 

[Mrslollypop]

Who can honestly say that they could declare to the internet that they had the “pompa poos” without giving even themselves the severe ick?

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

Pompa poos is hilarious. Who could ever say that with a straight face.
Although I do have a friend who says 'drinky poos' for diarrhoea

 

[zebby]

Morning , hope we're all ok and made it through the night without pompa pooing the bed for likes and attention

 

[Baboff]

I'm off to warn shoppers at my local Sainsburys to avoid Bird's-eye burgers... unless they want to pompa poo through the Captains ring

 

[Clarissa_2019]

Can't help wondering does Babs still have the pompa poos this morning ? and has she passed it to her whole family who are now pompa pooing. I reckon they couldn't get out of the house quick enough yesterday especially as she shouted out each time she had a bout of the pompa poos between crying and feeling sorry for herself. Can you imagine if any of us carried on like that whilst having the shits my family would tell me to shut up and that they didn't wanna know . She's so pathetic imagine telling the world you have the pompa poos

Hope PUS was allowed to stay out late yesterday and take the kids out for a nice meal.....

 

[Super_Berry]

I really hope Birds Eye reshare her reel so I can ask them about their burgers giving people the runs. Honestly, you can't make this up. I wonder if the kids had to spend another night away because she was on the toilet all night