Brummy Mummy #170 The only likeness to the Titanic is that your career is going down.

[Hareandbear]

In my defence I should have put I quite LIKED Emma...... I think everyone is allowed to admit to making mistakes and error of judgement and character, I must have been at a low point and have come to my senses

You are not alone, that’s how many of us found ourselves here

 

[coconochanel]

S-Straining Converse trainers
T-Tea cup stance

 

[cocktailsanddreams]

Hey! I say that sometimes Babs probably nicked here. Sorry!

It’s ok when you say it, or anyone else, just the way she says it and makes out she invented the bloody word amalgamation

 

[coconochanel]

B-Blanket
C-Cinnamon buns
F-face planting the pavement

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

P- prawn cracker dance
N - not a size 18

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

not babs referring to the Sweet Valley High books as "pamphlets" in her podcast!

credit to tattle for inspiration, as it was clearly a shout-out to the 🛍! hi babs!

 

[Allthecakes]

C = copycat
L = late with every trend

 

[coconochanel]

M
Mug cupboard
Mouldy windows
S
SNACKSSSSSSSSSSSSS
T
Too many plants
Tv on top of the sofa

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

A
AnXiEtY/aStHmA/aLLeRGiEs
#addabelt
aPsolutely
ama-ZON

B
block/delete boundaries
"Brummie"
#bitrude

C
couch 52K
cardboard cut-out husband
cocks (hot, canned, diet etc)
"cracking rack"

E
excel certificates

G
"gateway" yogurt
GRELLOW hair/teeth/complexion
golden child
"GREAT mum"

I
"did i INVENT....?!"

M
me, me, ME!
"mum" bag/snacks/nap/wee/jam
"mumming"

P
packing cubes
"private parts action"

R
rehash, repeat
ridged tongue

S
separate sofas
suitcase snacks

T
"treating" Steve
tit-sling bag
"the tikky tokky"

W
"willies!" #bitrude
feeling "wobbly"
the Wets - Damp Rog, Soggy San
the Wettonator
the wallflower phase
"walkity walk"
WILD Steve

Y
"you GO, girl!"

 

[yellow_daisies]

In my defence I should have put I quite LIKED Emma...... I think everyone is allowed to admit to making mistakes and error of judgement and character, I must have been at a low point and have come to my senses

Most of us liked her at some point!!

 

[Mingles1001]

P - popped
X - xcel spreadsheet (I know spelling incorrect)

 

[Whatsername]

Have we had

P - Pro Plus

 

[Lady Doodle]

W - Wallflower or Wallis Saturday girl
Take your pick

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

B - bought/brought

 

[Bumfluff80]

W- wonderbra wallflower
E - Estate Agent Suit
J- jizz icing

 

[Rags2Riches]

J
- Jizz Icing

F
- Fruit Day

K
- King of Roasts

M
- Mean Girls Dance
- Matt Goss Photo

N
- Nicole Kidman Spotted Running in the Park

O
- One Load of Washing a Day

S
- Ste’s Shoes in the Bathroom Cupboard
- Smeg Fridge in the Dinning Room

U
- Utility Room. Not a Closet.

There’s too many amazing ones people have suggested, I need to go through and compile the final AlphaBab.

Also I had a long train journey today so I’ve created a Babs Calendar. If you could please message me with your orders - £19.99 and £1 will go to charity which I’ll take the credit for

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

P - punctuation (Or lack of!)

 

[Bumfluff80]

I love the calendar but to make it more babtastic could I suggest that the Halloween picture should actually be in July because that’s when she starts talking about Halloween, could you stagger the pictures to appear when Babs starts talking about an event.

 

[shazbev]

G-gawjus ().

 

[Allthecakes]

S - such a fun mum

I know, APsolute babsh1t but that's how we roll.

Can we have noN magic mirror photos only & set the calendar to landscape please!? Don't forget to gift aid our £1 donations @Rags2Riches too