Brummy Mummy #169 always trying to look swanky ends up more like Temu Widow Twanky

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So Babs may not go onto insta stories tomorrow as leaving primary school aged 46 1/2 is all too much (as is Babs the denim skirt wearing wallflower), but since then England have got to the euros finals courtesy of a Villa player. Will it really be too much, or will we see her at 7am prompt as usual…

I know what my money’s on…. Thirsty b1tch.
 
She'll be sat in bed in her England strip this morning telling us all how she cried when England scored the winning goal as Ste was SO happy and then we'll see a reel of her doing Dallas Cowboy cheers through the game (dressed in size 18 England strip obviously even though we all know that if you're a bit of a chunky bird the chances of getting one that goes over your hips is non existent so it will actually be a blokes XXXXXXXXXXL) and we all know that 24 year old Emma wouldn't have watched the football as she was too busy wearing her denim skirt and she is so happy that she is now her football watching 46 year old authentic self who embraces the polyester and we'll all shed some tears with her.
 
Candyfloss1974! said:
Cue Babs saying how much she’s always loved football and is a huge villa fan 🙄
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Cue picture of wet wipe which blobs says shows him screaming with joy before they all cried tears whilst singing “ it’s coming home it’s coming home” round the living room
Whilst wet wipe has that gormless look 🙄
 

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There is no way she or the toddler watched the football, I'd be surprised if PUS was allowed to stay up - he probably had the to turn the TV right down
after all we don't want to infringe on the emotional week for EMMA LOUISE CONWAY - AGED 46 LAST WEEK OF PRIMARY SCHOOL.

The press have probably been camped out overnight - must be a world record - oldest student ever to leave primary school !!
 
Ladeepfriedmarsbar said:
She'll be sat in bed in her England strip this morning telling us all how she cried when England scored the winning goal as Ste was SO happy and then we'll see a reel of her doing Dallas Cowboy cheers through the game (dressed in size 18 England strip obviously even though we all know that if you're a bit of a chunky bird the chances of getting one that goes over your hips is non existent so it will actually be a blokes XXXXXXXXXXL) and we all know that 24 year old Emma wouldn't have watched the football as she was too busy wearing her denim skirt and she is so happy that she is now her football watching 46 year old authentic self who embraces the polyester and we'll all shed some tears with her.
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She'll then accidentally reveal that they did not, in fact, watch the match in real time. They woke up to the news and are watching the highlights over breakfast. There's surely no way Ethan was allowed to stay up and watch when he has to turn out not one but TWO performances for his mother to weep over today!? Genuinely wonder how pissed she was when he got a lead role when the supposed triple threat did not.
 
Riiiiiiiiight said:
How is she allowed to see both showings of the school play? Our school only allow one showing per parent so everyone gets to see it… bet she’s got a front seat as well I hate those mums!
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I bet she takes the damps this afternoon then 🦈 🦷 and HER girl tonight - she’ll get the kudos for being Danny’s mum and also for returning with TTT to her old primary 👏
 
Clarissa_2019 said:
There is no way she or the toddler watched the football, I'd be surprised if PUS was allowed to stay up - he probably had the to turn the TV right down
after all we don't want to infringe on the emotional week for EMMA LOUISE CONWAY - AGED 46 LAST WEEK OF PRIMARY SCHOOL.

The press have probably been camped out overnight - must be a world record - oldest student ever to leave primary school !!
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Brilliant reply 👏🏻
 
Ladeepfriedmarsbar said:
To be fair (and I am no Babette) I am sat in front of the TV or reading a book every night under my blanket once I've walked the dog. I don't know anyone who does anything exciting every night of the week and just the thought of having hobbies and friends coming round and having to be staying up until 11 when I am up at 5.30 every day fills me with horror! I think Babs is a right lazy cow in most aspects of her life but her evening routine strikes me as completely normal. I'm not sure what she does though to be so tired as in my own defence I am at work all day thinking quite intelligent thoughts (the OH disputes this haha) which wears me out and I do panic if I'm not in bed by nine!
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My OH is in bed by 8.30pm but he is also up at 4.00am and in work by 5.30am if he could eat by 5pm he would but he’s not even home by that time 😂😂
I think it’s more she does duck all all day and all night but she’s in her pyjamas by 4pm even though the kids have clubs and need to be able to wind down

sorry had to take a break and we’ll just playing catch up now
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zebby said:
All of us Villa fans are going to be the same to be fair 🤗
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Yes we bloody are Super Ollie Watkins had a point to prove
 
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