Brummy Mummy #169 always trying to look swanky ends up more like Temu Widow Twanky

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Boredofgrey said:
Cowbags for my return journey I will purchase snacks. I’ve learned my lesson. Here’s hoping for a compliment or a door malfunction. I mean I can’t possibly travel in a straightforward anecdote free fashion! Anyway I’m off for a boogie in a field with my first love - Robbie. I’ll report back tomo! (I see ya - edge of your seats) 😂😂😘
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Don’t forget to film yourself doing the peace sign therefore virtue signalling to any strangers loitering in your presence that you are up for compliments

Also if you pass anyone whose outfit you like you must scream your approval then over share details of your life and play down your own outfit as some old rag you picked up for a fiver years ago
( bonus points if there are pockets)

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I present you Bab-eth Southgate 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Entirely agree with the prevailing poster who questioned why she wouldn’t watch the football with her family?
I’m the same, not a massive fan and decided to prep our dinner whilst the match was on. But I kept coming into the front room, especially once it was extra time. My kids (older than the E’s) were so excited as was my husband. Was great fun to have a glass of wine and watch it with them. It’s called family life!
 
She’s so weird; I live in a houseful of sports mad children and husband, all have different favourite sports, I have loved see them all get behind football teams/tennis players/rugby teams/cricket teams; we’re only just eating homemade pizza tea as it’s been all about the sport! What a day!
 
I cant bear wimbledon but its the one sport my mum loves to watch- do i not visit her until the tournament is over? Do i balls! I watch and share in her excitement for her. I couldn't give a shite who wins or who's in the crowd, what's important is that we are together as a family in the moment.
 
So I’m the football hooligan of our family I was raised with football and football is life (my dad wanted a boy took him 11 years to finally produce the winning sperm like Henry the 8th) my family love an England game and get involved because they need to control my swearing but I have to explain everything (not so much now I’ve badgered them all in to understanding the basics!!) but it’s a family thing we all enjoy it we sing chant (ok my chants are not always kid friendly which the 6 year old belly laughs at… hand me the mum of the year award now) tonight was brilliant!!! The lions finally woke up unlike fat blabs who is watching tit tv and downing cocks in cans… my husband loves Wimbledon I am pretty clueless but I get involved, my kids love the olympics again I get involved it’s great it pure bonding she’s a dick head.
And as for eating at 5pm?! Wtaf?!
 
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