Brummy Mummy #167 Bab-the entitled Blob with a non bob!

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MY girl
THE boy
YOUR man

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and i swear in the reel, babs says that eh broght Steve a t-shirt and "popped it on him" - like, she helped the man-toddler change his top because dressing himself is a skill he hasn't yet mastered?!

as for her claims he tried to "sabotage" her peace sign - yes babs, because he is mortified that a random stranger is taking a photo of you both, and is 46 year old wife is gurning and posing like Babsy Spice. 🙈

and finally "fancied him then, fancied him now" - is this babs finally acknowledging Steve's sexuality, and the fact she knows he would have chosen Liam over her any day of the week - and what's more, he still would! perhaps she's soft launching George into their relationship - he'll be introduced in a "gateway" role of Steve's childminder, sharing a room with the man child to settle him into bed at night, and the relationship will evolve from there as the babettes became far more invested in Sharky and George's #coupleGOALS relationship and sideline blob will be of no interest to anyone, and revert back to her wallflower days of background babs as her desperate plan to make Steve a "thing" dramatically backfires. 🤣🤣
 
MoodyMerde said:
The reel caption is hilarious! She’s tagged Liam G and gushed about Ste! Bless his cotton socks, he sang his little heart out in his cute new T-Shirt I brought him. He’s so lovely, aw blesss!

What an odd way to write about your husband!
ETA: the voice over tells us she was bored shitless. The odd emphasis on some words is very weird though! Cowbags, you need to listen to it!
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She doesn't really like males, does she? Like she will GUSH over Erin, but only ever speaks of the men in her life (dad, husband, son) in THE most generic terms and to highlight the ways in which they validate HER- Che Grandvera by being so lucky to have her as a daughter, Ste by going along with marrying her, Ethan by loving her HARD. Although she tries to wear it like a badge of honour I think she deeply resents that she wasn't getting any male attention until she was 18+. Almost like a lowkey female incel if that's even a thing!? Interestingly, although gushy about her daughter, she's not a woman's woman either. The only time I've seen her actually support Taming Twins for instance was when she went to Liverpool with her and "interviewed" her about her book- and let's face it, she only did that because she got to show off and hoped to gain followers from it. It really is ALL about Emma in her world isn't it? I wish she'd just own it instead of having these "I lost myself in mumming and wifeing because I'm such a martyr" breakdowns once a month or so. Ooh, actually, I don't think she's mislaid herself for a while now? Probably due to leave herself somewhere fairly soon, especially since she's been forced to actually do A Thing for Ste. Wonder what purchase/treat/extravagant experience will relocate her this time?
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Misssj80 said:
This is the first thing I noticed 🤣🤣 I think she's been told to slow down her words and has taken it too far 🤣🤣🤣
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It's a hard thing to learn! I speak publicly for a living, but I am a natural gabbler and it was a real challenge to slow. the. duck. DOWN. Even I was never as breathless as Emma though! Also, her voice-over voice could really benefit from NATURAL expression. That dull monotone with the occasional high pitched word or bit upspeak ain't it Bab!
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Frankie75 said:
This caption makes no sense 🤷‍♀️🙄😂
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"This never happens" on like, the 20th pic a stranger has taken of them...
 
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Whats_my_name_again said:
Babs doing her best at telling THE people about kids go free week.....a day late. They went on sale yesterday morning Babs. Hope that helps ✌️
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Apparently this year was a total disaster, far worse than other years, systems down, long Q’s just to get onto website, then long Q’s to get tickets once you were actually in. Lots of people missed out. So definitely like someone else said she didn’t mention it on her Insta for fear of her not getting her own tickets. Looking after No 1 again Babs.
 
Super_Berry said:
I love how she thinks she's showing off her amazing marriage to the world, but she's just proved how sad and pathetic they are. Forget about husband and wife, they don't even ask like best friends.

I can't get over her sneaking up to the bathroom early to edit that reel. Why not post a photo at 7am (we know she has to do something) and say reel is coming tomorrow when we're home.
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Her devotion to the 7am post is ridiculous 😂
I do a bit of work in social media and marketing and the Instagram algorithm is always changing. If I was advising her I would say yes 7am might be a good time to post because that’s when users in the U.K. are active (but doesn’t she also try and appeal to the American audience?)
But posting at the same time everyday isn’t good in terms of algorithm, she’d likely benefit a lot more from posting at different times because: 1) It comes of as inauthentic, she’s scheduling stories and posts for the sake of it, because it’s her business not because she genuinely wants to organic content and 2) Instagram would likely boost her more.

Anyway as we know she’s a moron as we know as she’s lazy and can’t even be bothered to keep learning and growing and keeping up-to-date with her job and industry like the rest of us do.
 
milliemoo1988 said:
Her devotion to the 7am post is ridiculous 😂
I do a bit of work in social media and marketing and the Instagram algorithm is always changing. If I was advising her I would say yes 7am might be a good time to post because that’s when users in the U.K. are active (but doesn’t she also try and appeal to the American audience?)
But posting at the same time everyday isn’t good in terms of algorithm, she’d likely benefit a lot more from posting at different times because: 1) It comes of as inauthentic, she’s scheduling stories and posts for the sake of it, because it’s her business not because she genuinely wants to organic content and 2) Instagram would likely boost her more.

Anyway as we know she’s a moron as we know as she’s lazy and can’t even be bothered to keep learning and growing and keeping up-to-date with her job and industry like the rest of us do.
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Well it's not surprising everything she does is wrong.....

Has a heart scare and carries on eating sugary junk food
Wiping surfaces when she needs to clean the mouldy windows
Dyes her own hair when she needs to go to a salon and get rid of the yellow
Continues to wear platform Converse when they do NOTHING for her
Cuts the dogs fur WAY too short
When the weather is nice and sunny Instead of going on nice walks she sits under a blanket (like she does most days when she's not in B&M)
 
syd81 said:
When she says a new friend what she means is they got to their seats and ste said 'alright' to man already sat there and the guy said 'alright' back... End of friendship lol
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Even if the two blokes DID have a bit of a chat, WHO says their 40 odd year old husband "made a friend" like that? Surely you'd just say "Ste chatted to the guy next to him about allthings Li.am Gallagher". Not like he's a 6 year old at holiday club
 
Youokayhun23 said:
Who is Lee am?? Never heard of him. She needs her hair doing properly, lay of a day's snacks use the money to get your hair done babs. Looks like piss.

I think she does the peace sign to cover a bit of her body and detract the eye from her expanding chins. She's annoyed me today more so than usual so I'm being extra bitchy 😂
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I might be out of touch here but is it now standard to wear long socks with shorts and trainers….looks an even bigger lanky streak of piss than normal in this pic 😂😂
 
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