Brummy Mummy #166 Call Birmingham Mail, turns out she isn’t heartless after all

[SugarSnapBam]

With the length and the receding hairline she looks like Andy pipkin from little Britain ….”; I dont like it”

.....and she used to be in a wheelchair

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Let’s hope her hairdresser is a Tattler, and the ‘treat me’ haircuts get even better

similar to whoever it is that paints her tutti-fruity nails so badly! 🛍 out in the wild, trolling her in real life! wait til she catches up here, and she'll be lugging a tote bag full of her police files to her next hair appointment!

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

@Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn that’s absolutely amazing- actually properly made me lol and not many things do that (cos I’m a miserable old witch most of the time ) But your poem is utter genius

 

[shazbev]

More Bab inspired memes,

 

[Helmac79]

That new haircut is something else first thing in the morning isn't it?!

 

[Bohooo]

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The Baballo

But who is the creature with a terrible mani,
lifting her skirt and showing her fanny?
She has chunky canckles and big fat toes,
and a huge ugly wart next to her nose (#Ad #SkinAndMe)
Her tongue is scalloped, her hair is yellow,
’You’re making me be a bad mom’ you’ll hear her bellow.

Possibly the best post ever on Emma's threads

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

That new haircut is something else first thing in the morning isn't it?!

I couldn’t focus on what she was babbling on about I was too distracted by the hair. Was it damp form washing? Damp from sweat? Greasy?

 

[Allthecakes]

Not a good lewk. No. Not. At. All.

 

[beegee]

Her forehead looks soooo much bigger now.. was the hairdresser a secret cowbag and made her hairline too far back

 

[Boredofgrey]

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Not a good lewk. No. Not. At. All.

I just screen shot to share too

When did she last wash her hair? It looks like she went to sleep in the chip pan? Has anyone ever woken up with greasier hair than this?
Maybe that could be her poll of the day?

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

Why is she so angry about an ice cream? Maybe try feeling this passionate about your health.

 

[Forthegramster]

Her forehead looks soooo much bigger now.. was the hairdresser a secret cowbag and made her hairline too far back

Isn’t it time for the headbands to make an appearance

 

[justme2]

I couldn’t focus on what she was babbling on about I was too distracted by the hair. Was it damp form washing? Damp from sweat? Greasy?

It’s nearly always looking greasy recently. It looks liked it hadn’t been washed in days when she went to that movie premiere.

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Those stories this morning fucks sake…….and after watching them I’m even more inclined to think her “poorly heart” pity party is more babshit
that hair as above is something else in a morning, I’m hoping she had just had a shower cos if not that’s one greasy head
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Isn’t it time for the headbands to make an appearance

Alien antenna headband on stories tomorrow morning after shes checked in on here

 

[Lady Doodle]

Guys, look closely!
The headband already made an appearance yesterday! It's just blended in with the colour of her hair!
Could she look anymore like a man!

 

[Baboff]

Babs
Put some clothes on
Brush your teeth
Wash your helmet hair
And stop trying to increase engagement on your dwindling insta career by talking about a sugary snack days after bleating about a heart condition

Seriously never has a woman needed a good shag and a proper job more. I'm just not sure there is a man or employer stupid enough to provide either

 

[shazbev]

Why is her forehead in a different postcode ?

 

[Hareandbear]

It’s nearly always looking greasy recently. It looks liked it hadn’t been washed in days when she went to that movie premiere.

Didn’t she also say that new shampoo she was flogging meant her hair was less greasy??
Again not a great advert for ANY hair care product

 

[Lady Doodle]

Why is her forehead in a different postcode ?

It's moved in with her eyebrows!

 

[Acorncollecter]

Lock up your husbands/partners....the yellow beast is in town.