Brummy Mummy #166 Call Birmingham Mail, turns out she isn’t heartless after all

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
I don’t know, maybe just me but Grease doesn’t seem a suitable school play for year 6 to be doing.
I agree and I’m a primary school teacher. Is Ethan’s school a Catholic school as well, or did I imagine that? I think the content of Grease would be frowned on by most primary schools. Funnily enough, there’s a primary school in Brum that also thinks Babs is a great guest speaker to teach the kiddos about online safety! What’s the world coming to?
 
Golden one gets given her tenner back. Boy child has to buy his own magnets. Tell you what is a sham: YOU as a mother, Emma.

Yes! I thought that when I read this utter bullshit
 

Attachments

  • IMG_8863.jpeg
    IMG_8863.jpeg
    96.9 KB · Views: 13
all the drama about the pop-up laundry basket which she folds up, takes in a suitcase, shoves in the bathroom for all the dirty clothes, then prior to leaving the hotel room, she empties it out, sorts the washing into darks and whites, and then packs them all into a suitcase, folds the washing basket down and packs that empty back in a suitcase - saying that other families may just leave an empty suitcase part-unzipped in their room for the family to shove laundry into but she can't because....the zips hurt her hands?! it doesn't make sense! TOO. MANY. ZIPS. it's like "TOO. MUCH AIR" all over again. she didn't even say it was the toddlers struggling with zips - she clarified that it is HER who is "hurt" by zips - presumably because they catch chunks of her sausage fingers in them when she's trying to do them up?! but if you're gonna leave a suitcase partially unzipped to dump laundry in, that....doesn't involve zips?! make it make sense!

how has babs, at her big age - a 46 year old woman with a masters and two kids - not managed to grasp the very basic concept of....zips?! 🤯 perhaps she needs to backtrack and first challenge herself with the gateway stage of velcro or poppers fastenings? 🙄😅
 
all the drama about the pop-up laundry basket which she folds up, takes in a suitcase, shoves in the bathroom for all the dirty clothes, then prior to leaving the hotel room, she empties it out, sorts the washing into darks and whites, and then packs them all into a suitcase, folds the washing basket down and packs that empty back in a suitcase - saying that other families may just leave an empty suitcase part-unzipped in their room for the family to shove laundry into but she can't because....the zips hurt her hands?! it doesn't make sense! TOO. MANY. ZIPS. it's like "TOO. MUCH AIR" all over again. she didn't even say it was the toddlers struggling with zips - she clarified that it is HER who is "hurt" by zips - presumably because they catch chunks of her sausage fingers in them when she's trying to do them up?! but if you're gonna leave a suitcase partially unzipped to dump laundry in, that....doesn't involve zips?! make it make sense!

how has babs, at her big age - a 46 year old woman with a masters and two kids - not managed to grasp the very basic concept of....zips?! 🤯 perhaps she needs to backtrack and first challenge herself with the gateway stage of velcro or poppers fastenings? 🙄😅

Zippaphobia is the first red flag that her GP should have recognised in diagnosing her life threatening, part time seasonal heart condition. Instead he was told by his Masters patient that she suspected the trendier, and much less deadly 'I forgot a thing/too much air' disease.abd went with that to get her out of the surgery.
 
I’ve never understood their relationship but I’m more sure than ever that it’s a sham at worst and a convenience at best…
The way he pulled her towards the slide was like brother and sister- maybe even colder than that! Actually, that’s an insult to siblings. The way she kissed him! I’ve never seen a kiss like that between partners. She lifted up her bottom lip so she was almost using her chin as a barrier and she barely touched him. It was like a joke kiss or how you’d kiss…I don’t even know what I’m trying to say. They are definitely not in love that’s for sure. You can see there’s no skill in that department too. A clumsy fumble made those kids and that’s probably it! Ew this has properly grossed me out this morning!

Don’t get me started on the ‘come with us’ beckoning 🤮
 
Last edited:
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top