Brummy Mummy #166 Call Birmingham Mail, turns out she isn’t heartless after all

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"it's cheaper than Disney" bleeping hell, she is off her head. "The shops are different to Disney" "they don't have the same snacks as at Disney"

Also try as I might I have never liked football, I don't like anything to do with it, the culture etc. HOWEVER my son is obsessed, he even plays for 2 teams - so I know the names of the people he likes, where Millwall is in the league, who they're playing each week, I pick up the Euro 2024 stickers at the till in Asda, I bought him the right sized football for training at home.... I even know the offside rule (couldn't tell you if I saw it happening but I know the explanation of it!)

I also know all about Billie Eilish's new album, how Melanie Martinez killed off the cry baby character, how to play fortnite and when the new Heartstopper series is coming out.....

It's called being a parent Babs FFS. You don't have to like the stuff but at least fake an interest!! I bet she makes sure her family all know about the characters on her reality shows.
Not even just being a parent, my boyfriend is huge into football and as a result I know what's going on with his team, watch it together on occasion and everything you have said. Its just not being a selfish cow like she is and taking any interest in what your loved ones are into!
 
Not even just being a parent, my boyfriend is huge into football and as a result I know what's going on with his team, watch it together on occasion and everything you have said. Its just not being a selfish cow like she is and taking any interest in what your loved ones are into!
Whilst we (OH and I) are/have been lifelong Villa fans but haven’t had a season ticket for years however our youngest and OH have one as well as my youngest being in the academy so is still a ball assistant (and we keep on paying to secure his seat) and I can still tell you who plays for us, where we are in the league/Europe and most of the other PL players/managers etc as I watch more sodding football than I do anything else as my youngest likes to watch all the matches to learn the plays etc. can you imagine babs giving up tv time for something little E is in too?
 
I wouldn't call her hair 'style' a Bob! It is all cut one length by the looks of it, no layers!

She looks like a lego head
Technically that’s a bob, not a good one on her but she doesn’t do a ok job on colour so that’s expecting too much from her

I agree, it is a bob. They can be one length or layered. One length can give an illusion of volume which is what she needs as her hair looks quite thin.
 

The food sounds right up Babs's street tbh 😂 .... how dare the Spanish people only speak Spanish in Spain 😂 ... and the two year old falling into the deep end of a swimming pool???, never mind the lifeguards, where the duck where the PARENTS?!!!!!

Sounds like an hotel to avoid. If Babs gets a rash or food poisoning, she'll say it's her dicky ticker and/or perimoanapause 😅
 
Right cow bags bedtime! Let’s all get an early night so we can wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed for the HILARIOUS endless stories about laundry including the Never Ending Story soundtrack obviously and HYSTERICAL tales of the plane journey home when the cabin crew stopped in their tracks when they recognised Flabs and commented that she really does look like a size 18 in real life, honestly, and how her and flat pack are couple goals cos he SPENT HIS OWN MONEY on buying her a mini tube of Pringles and a cock in a can
 
Omg the matching sandals…flashbacks to my narcissistic mum. This behaviour continued into adulthood. I’m sure it will for them too.
matching sandals AND don't forget she recently "treated herself" to a bottle of whatever tweenie teen body spray Erin wears so they can "twin" with matching scents. like, literally the 90s equivalent of being a young teen and your mother buying "matching" impulse body spray. as if she doesn't humiliate the kids badly enough with the stuff she posts online, demanding she "twin" with her 13 year old daughter is utterly tragic, poor Ez. 🙄
 
At the end of the day as much as I hate the fact she was gifted a mini break when she's the least entitled to get a free mini break I hope wee E had a good time cause he's the only one out the shower of shits that deserves it
I hope TT enjoyed it too, she's only a kid and doing what her mother does, no matter how sick making it is to watch. I still think it's not the kid's faults. TT will have to live with this shame for the rest of her life. That's punishment enough for the poor girl. Now Ste, he is old enough to say bog off with your camera Babs and leave me the duck alone!!!
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matching sandals AND don't forget she recently "treated herself" to a bottle of whatever tweenie teen body spray Erin wears so they can "twin" with matching scents. like, literally the 90s equivalent of being a young teen and your mother buying "matching" impulse body spray. as if she doesn't humiliate the kids badly enough with the stuff she posts online, demanding she "twin" with her 13 year old daughter is utterly tragic, poor Ez. 🙄
I couldn't believe the matching sandals. I would have died at TT's age (and my Mum was quite attractive but twinning, ugh nooooooo!).
 
I hope TT enjoyed it too, she's only a kid and doing what her mother does, no matter how sick making it is to watch. I still think it's not the kid's faults. TT will have to live with this shame for the rest of her life. That's punishment enough for the poor girl. Now Ste, he is old enough to say bog off with your camera Babs and leave me the duck alone!!!
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I couldn't believe the matching sandals. I would have died at TT's age (and my Mum was quite attractive but twinning, ugh nooooooo!).
He’s also old enough to protect his kids. But he doesn’t because he wants the shite holidays and freebies
 
He’s also old enough to protect his kids. But he doesn’t because he wants the shite holidays and freebies
I'd love to know what he really, really thinks about all this deep down. Is he as selfish and vacuous as he comes across or is she that much of a big bully that he's scared to have an opinion and takes the easy life. I guess when it started, Instagram was of a more innocent time but knowing about the way social media has gone and what his kids are exposed to, surely you would want it all to stop. He really must love all the free stuff, mustn't he. Part of me keeps feeling sorry for him because he always looks so uncomfortable and embarrassed but they are his kids too and he's letting this happen - unless she's like Kathy Bates in Misery behind the scenes of course.
 
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