Brummy Mummy #164 The only thing "positive" about this woman would be her test for Type 2 Diabetes

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Apologies because I know a lot of you cowbags are disney fans but this popped up on Insta today and reminded me of Babs and the cardboard leprechaun
 

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just listening to the end of the latest podcast episode - i remember pogs being a "thing" when I was at primary school, playing it in the playground when I was age maybe 5/6/7 - so they were popular in 1993/4. babs was what, 15/16? yet another moment where she highlights her stunted development if she was in ehr final year of high school, desperately wishing she could wrap her mind around the concept of pogs and join in with other kids' games. 🙄


also, tell us you don't share a bedroom or any intimacy with your husband without telling us babs - "i think Steve still wears 90s-style CK boxers!" you THINK?! even if she never sees Sharky in his pants, she regularly claims that SHE does the washing - how is she unsure what boxers he wears?! 🤣

and finally, this summary of the episode is classic of literary GENIUS Masters babs !"Gile's" with an apostrophe, as though the guy's name is Gile - plus "grab a book of Gile's new book" - ffs babs, PROOFREAD. 🙄

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You better werk said:
Pogs were 1997, so she was 19 going on 20 😬
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okay, so to put this in perspective, by her own admission, babs so she was watching groups of kids play pogs, and WISHING SHE COULD JOIN IN - at the age of 19/20?! ffs, it wasn't even as though her damp sister was at an age where she would have collected pogs - unless she is as emotionally stunted as babs and was playing pogs with a bunch of kids when she was 17 - who were the kids she was watching?

i know she is the KWEEN of contradictions and spouts utter crap in a desperate attempt to relate to her podcast guests who are always a good ten years younger than her, but seriously?! playing pogs and taking a Britney Spears lunchbox to university! 🤣🤣
 
AliceInWanderLost said:
just listening to the end of the latest podcast episode - i remember pogs being a "thing" when I was at primary school, playing it in the playground when I was age maybe 5/6/7 - so they were popular in 1993/4. babs was what, 15/16? yet another moment where she highlights her stunted development if she was in ehr final year of high school, desperately wishing she could wrap her mind around the concept of pogs and join in with other kids' games. 🙄


also, tell us you don't share a bedroom or any intimacy with your husband without telling us babs - "i think Steve still wears 90s-style CK boxers!" you THINK?! even if she never sees Sharky in his pants, she regularly claims that SHE does the washing - how is she unsure what boxers he wears?! 🤣

and finally, this summary of the episode is classic of literary GENIUS Masters babs !"Gile's" with an apostrophe, as though the guy's name is Gile - plus "grab a book of Gile's new book" - ffs babs, PROOFREAD. 🙄

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The lies just fall out of her mouth without thinking; I know she is emotionally delayed, but I don't believe even she wanted to play with pogs in the 90s in her late teens.
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AliceInWanderLost said:
okay, so to put this in perspective, by her own admission, babs so she was watching groups of kids play pogs, and WISHING SHE COULD JOIN IN - at the age of 19/20?! ffs, it wasn't even as though her damp sister was at an age where she would have collected pogs - unless she is as emotionally stunted as babs and was playing pogs with a bunch of kids when she was 17 - who were the kids she was watching?

i know she is the KWEEN of contradictions and spouts utter crap in a desperate attempt to relate to her podcast guests who are always a good ten years younger than her, but seriously?! playing pogs and taking a Britney Spears lunchbox to university! 🤣🤣
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For stuck in the 90s Emma, this just popped into my head "Liar Liar your bums on fire, your pants are hanging from a telephone wire".
 
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AliceInWanderLost said:
okay, so to put this in perspective, by her own admission, babs so she was watching groups of kids play pogs, and WISHING SHE COULD JOIN IN - at the age of 19/20?! ffs, it wasn't even as though her damp sister was at an age where she would have collected pogs - unless she is as emotionally stunted as babs and was playing pogs with a bunch of kids when she was 17 - who were the kids she was watching?

i know she is the KWEEN of contradictions and spouts utter crap in a desperate attempt to relate to her podcast guests who are always a good ten years younger than her, but seriously?! playing pogs and taking a Britney Spears lunchbox to university! 🤣🤣
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So during the day she was wanting to play pogs with children and at night she was at all night raves 🤣🤣🤣
 
Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn said:
So during the day she was wanting to play pogs with children and at night she was at all night raves 🤣🤣🤣
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not to mention that while she was at these all night raves, she was simultaneously as a total wallflower dressed head to toe in black, desperate to fade into the background, while also being up gurning on the bar in her estate agent satin blouse and double wonder-bra combo, ladette-style cropped hair, bellowing along to the music desperate to impress "the boys", an aggressive drunk picking fights with her friends and being shoved in a taxi because nobody wanted to associate with "the Wettonator" - and in her latest podcast, dramatic claims that she was regularly so wasted she'd be vomiting down herself and need to be "scraped off the pavement", yet presumably rocking up to Wallas the next morning, hyped up on pro-plus! that, or she'd be up next morning watching cartoons on SM:TV life, staring mournfully out the window as the nighbourhood kids played pogs, wishing she understood the game and could go and join in, before she shuffled off to university, lunch packed in her Britney lunchbox. make it make sense! 🤣🤣

perhaps her all-night raves, spending nights drunk off her tits on luminous coloured alcopops and repeated overdoes of pro-plus explains her hazy memories and bizarre timeline - but then again, maybe it's just a twisted mish-mash of babanory stories that she can't keep track of! 🤥
 
AliceInWanderLost said:
not to mention that while she was at these all night raves, she was simultaneously as a total wallflower dressed head to toe in black, desperate to fade into the background, while also being up gurning on the bar in her estate agent satin blouse and double wonder-bra combo, ladette-style cropped hair, bellowing along to the music desperate to impress "the boys", an aggressive drunk picking fights with her friends and being shoved in a taxi because nobody wanted to associate with "the Wettonator" - and in her latest podcast, dramatic claims that she was regularly so wasted she'd be vomiting down herself and need to be "scraped off the pavement", yet presumably rocking up to Wallas the next morning, hyped up on pro-plus! that, or she'd be up next morning watching cartoons on SM:TV life, staring mournfully out the window as the nighbourhood kids played pogs, wishing she understood the game and could go and join in, before she shuffled off to university, lunch packed in her Britney lunchbox. make it make sense! 🤣🤣

perhaps her all-night raves, spending nights drunk off her tits on luminous coloured alcopops and repeated overdoes of pro-plus explains her hazy memories and bizarre timeline - but then again, maybe it's just a twisted mish-mash of babanory stories that she can't keep track of! 🤥
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Whilst also being ferried around in a wheelchair 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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