Brummy Mummy #162 It’s a s show in the USA🎵

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Now I don't particularly like Wet Sandra, she's brought up and enabled a spoilt selfish attention seeking narc! However, even her 70th B'day weekend is dominated and over shadowed by the brat being an extra in a show 🙄 Why didn't Emma take Steve and Ethan to see the brats show? You know, like a normal family would. She really does hate spending time with "the boys" doesn't she!?
 
Lady Doodle said:
Now I don't particularly like Wet Sandra, she's brought up and enabled a spoilt selfish attention seeking narc! However, even her 70th B'day weekend is dominated and over shadowed by the brat being an extra in a show 🙄 Why didn't Emma take Steve and Ethan to see the brats show? You know, like a normal family would. She really does hate spending time with "the boys" doesn't she!?
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Firmly believe she is your classic man hater. Doesn't matter if its her husband and son.

One of those women who moans incessantly about her husband, and how men are this and that. These women drive me insane. Either get out of the relationship or have respect for your partner. This is a reason I don't have female friends really, I always end up pissed off listening to complaints about their partner.
All marriages have their moments, but lack of respect and putting your husband down behind his back is just wrong, especially online with such publicity. Can you imagine if a man said some of the things she does about Steve?
 
STEVE is only permitted to do things with the girl if it’s something babs herself doesn’t want to do - ie ScArY rides. This opera was clearly girls only because her girl was in it. STEVE can piss off and do boy things with the boy - such as video games and football - which you can’t expect a female to possibly grasp or enjoy.

STEVE and the boy are only included when it’s a sponsored toddler day out (which are few and far between nowadays 👀) or she needs a Man to lift the suitcases/slide them under the bed in a manly fashion.

She must think being a mother to boys only is a piece of piss - you’d never have to anything with them!
 
Mingles1001 said:
Core memory for those kids? Yeah, when they see the size of the digital footprint that they couldn’t consent to……#pornsites
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Haha 😂 god she knows how to live doesn't she... was a weekly occurrence when mine were little and finished their late night training sessions . She's so sheltered ... her kids normally probably have to make do with some equally unhealthy snack from mummy pigs snack hoard. She wants adulation that she actually paid for the fries and treated TT and so rare that they were up past toddler bedtime that it deserved a mention..
 
BLAH76 said:
Firmly believe she is your classic man hater. Doesn't matter if its her husband and son.

One of those women who moans incessantly about her husband, and how men are this and that. These women drive me insane. Either get out of the relationship or have respect for your partner. This is a reason I don't have female friends really, I always end up pissed off listening to complaints about their partner.
All marriages have their moments, but lack of respect and putting your husband down behind his back is just wrong, especially online with such publicity. Can you imagine if a man said some of the things she does about Steve?
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She’s never got over two comments her former loves allegedly made :-

her belly being squishy
her face looking like a potato when she puts her hair up

She’s banged on about those remarks for years and years

Could you just imagine for one minute the rage if Steve had instagram and went on about his old partners 24/7 and said she looked gormless in a picture
 
Clarissa_2019 said:
Haha 😂 god she knows how to live doesn't she... was a weekly occurrence when mine were little and finished their late night training sessions . She's so sheltered ... her kids normally probably have to make do with some equally unhealthy snack from mummy pigs snack hoard. She wants adulation that she actually paid for the fries and treated TT and so rare that they were up past toddler bedtime that it deserved a mention..
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Remember when she was about 3/4 my daughter waking us up in the night saying she was absolutely starving, and my husband deciding he was also famished and us all going to the 24 hrs McDonald's drive through at about 3am. I still have a pic of her sat in her car seat chuffed as anything with her happy meal. It never happened again but she still remembers her "midnight feast McDonald's"!
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Behelzabobs said:
She’s never got over two comments her former loves allegedly made :-

her belly being squishy
her face looking like a potato when she puts her hair up

She’s banged on about those remarks for years and years

Could you just imagine for one minute the rage if Steve had instagram and went on about his old partners 24/7 and said she looked gormless in a picture
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It just shows how fragile her ego is. It may well have hurt at the time, but to still be banging on about it 20+ years later?? My first really serious bf when I was 18 said some horrible things to me in our time together, and it really had an effect at the time, I'd be worried about myself if I was dwelling on it at 40!!
 
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i really want to think that babs was trolling us with that "i need to eat MORE salt!" revelation, and that misinterpreting "watch your salt intake" as "increase your salt intake" was an intentional error used as an engagement tactic, as she knew that all her peri-babettes would rush to send DMs to correct their KWEEN - but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if she thought downing salt was the solution, especially as well all know that even clumsiness won't lure ehr into increasing her water intake. the sheer amount of salt she already had in her diet, the idea of her intentionally consuming MORE is scary to think about in terms of the potential health consequences, with babs shovelling multipacks of crisps down her gullet, believing they will "cure" her peri-menopausal symptoms.

the sheer amount of salt she gets through on a daily basis - which i dount she is even aware of because unless, like crisps the food actually tastes of salt, she won't be aware of the high salt % in most of the food she eats. tbh, her body must be SO perpetually dehydrated, I don't know how she fights the instinctive urge to drink water by the pint - i guess she just reaches for the cocks in cans or caffeine-free cock when she feels thirsty, but if she made an effort to cut down on her salt intake and increase the amount of water she drinks, she'd likely be SHOOKETH to note that her body in general would be less perpetually swollen. 🙄

and sure, she's played it off as a hilarious joke, but even with a totally unrelated masters qualification, i don't understand how ANYONE could have such an inept knowledge of nutrition that they could be THAT stupid. i would have deleted the stories immediately, because it's bleeping embarrassing - although I'm sure she'll be blaming her misinterpreting the information on feeling all foggy-headed because PeRi-MeNoPaUsE. she talks so regularly about the future and the Es having grandkids etc - the way her health is deteriorating, she won't live to see the ED graduate secondary school.
 
Behelzabobs said:
She’s never got over two comments her former loves allegedly made :-

her belly being squishy
her face looking like a potato when she puts her hair up

She’s banged on about those remarks for years and years

Could you just imagine for one minute the rage if Steve had instagram and went on about his old partners 24/7 and said she looked gormless in a picture
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I’m late posting today because last night was wild!! I went through a drive thru and got a large fries … and it was probably 10pm! And then the cops caught me doing it and I’ve only just been bailed out and caught up on the thread but wow what a core memory that was.

I listened to her recent podcast a couple of days ago and she was saying then I wonder what people from school think when they watch me. I seriously doubt anyone and especially ex boyfriends are interested in watching her.

She thinks just because she has a job where she’s severely overpaid that somehow makes her a success and above people. How embarrassing is it to still bang on about an award that’s close to being 10 years ago? And a fake award your mate made you?
 
Mrslollypop said:
After the opera they went through a drive through and got A large fries (between the three of them- continuing the barely eats rhetoric) and it felt illegal and is a core memory. Good god how bleeping boring
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the reason it felt "illegal" is that she is usually in bed by 8pm, so to be out the house and eating fries IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT - by which she means about 9.30pm 🙄 - feels like she's a kid at a sleepover, staying up late and sneaking downstairs to find snacks for a midnight feast. feels "illegal" when you're a little kid and think your parents have no idea that you are awake, yet babs is 46 years old, sitting in a car sharing fries with her 70 year old mother - and i use the term "sharing" very loosely, given her belief she needed to increase her salt intake, she'll have snaffled the majority ALL BY HERSELF. what a sad little life, babs. 🤣🤣
 
Rags2Riches said:
I don’t mind Rog and San. I mean San is definitely a social climber who likes showing off and would name drop meeting a cat that featured in Coronation Street

.. and although they created and enabled the Honey Monster they have always been there to support her, getting her out of debt, going to events and I saw San packing those mugs before.

They are involved and supportive and then you have Babs who just takes them for granted, used her dads illness as content, was so jealous of their new house she immediately got her bathroom done.

I scrolled to find this post about her showing off about going on a “fancy business trip” and in the same sentence slagging off her parents jobs. And how she grew up watching American tv where the dads went on fancy business trips and the mums stayed home looking after the children and how poor Emma didn’t experience this.
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You know what after reading this I’m so glad her posh business trip was bleeping ruined by her own arrogance and stupidity. I’m sure this is the trip that started the NY bathroom breakdown or was it the one where she was in the press for threatening domestic violence to her husband. Either way she deserved every venomous comment levelled at her
 
Jellybean79 said:
Did she invent the drive thru? Gosh! No one has ever thought of eating fries in the car before! Such a trend setter!
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the way that she sees eating drive thru fries in the car on the way home as a "core memory" with her teen is truly pitiful! 🤣

tbh, I'm genuinely surprised she didn't "treat" the babettes to a rehash of that "skinny legend" reel about ordering fries, but emphasising that she always orders a DIET coke to drink alongside it to balance it out. then again, i guess it was well past her bedtime so she probably didn't have the energy to do so! 🤣🤣
 
If she thinks getting a large fries feels illegal she would have a stroke when she saw how much food my daughter and I got in the drive through coming home from Everyone's Talking About Jamie on Boxing day! We hadn't eaten before we went, there were deffo at least 2 big Mac's involved - and they were both mine. No need to pretend you have a bird like appetite when we can see what size your body is, I'm a couple sizes smaller than her but still lardy and have no fucks to give about admitting I like to stuff myself sometimes!
 
She thinks she’s the coolest, most fun mum on the planet doesn’t she - doing these zany things like eating plain mcchicken sandwiches in the car, to create forced ‘core’ memories. Singing/screaming like a deranged fishwife because she’s so off beat and wacky. Shes one annoying bastard.

It irks me when people refer to things that have just happened as core memories. Maybe Erin will have forgotten about it by next week? Maybe she’ll treasure the sound of her fat foghorn mother bursting her poor eardrums til her dying day. Who knows? I find it so smug and self congratulatory how she’s so certain she’s brilliant and her kids are blessed to have such a top tier mummy. Pretty sure our mothers didn’t try to control our future memories back in the day, we were allowed to just live.
 
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