Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

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Hmmmm does anyone else feel that may not be the post she wanted to put up but she's caught up with Mumsnet and felt she couldn't post pictures of the kids?

Who am I kidding, she couldn't care less what people think of her splashing the kids over the gram as long as those coins keep rolling in.

ETA .. ignore me I missed the first post of the 4 of them
 
"It is time"

For what - a new job - ooops, that ship sailed a long time ago. To protect your kids? Nope, long passed. For the grandparents to step in as 'responsible adults' - again, nope.

It's time for possibly the biggest bunch of buggalugs to catch up with you - Mums Net are onto you Babs!
 
Why is she speaking about her husband in such a bizarre manner?
Right?! Shes talking about him like he’s a child, or has some sort of mental condition. A bloke making small talk about the local area with an Uber driver isn’t “sweet”, for duck’s sake. Nor does it warrant her secretly filming it for us 🤨, is she slow? On what planet would that be a normal thing to do.

Imagine we all inundated her with these sorts of boring details about our own husbands/families. Who the duck is remotely interested in which bottle of pop he bought from a shop? Sadly this is probably as fascinating as her hyped up California content is going to get.
 
wait, HOW long are they spending in California?! controlling babs has planned out every single day of THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY, so Steve is "treated" to chose what they do in the day they arrive, so will all be exhausted and babs will be sulking because she's overtired wants to go to the hotel. they fly all the way to Cali and Steve is permitted a trip to Target to get a bottle of pepsi max and to go look at the beach - with babs clearly FUMING that he asked if they could go on a 30 minute walk, huffing and puffing her way behind him, as she looks forward to tomorrow when she takes full control of every moment of the day - where they go/what they eat/what they wear etc etc, with demands they all pose and perform for content as she demands she is an aPsolute nightmare.


and as for Steve being "besties" with every Uber driver he has met - how many Ubers have they been in, ffs, they only arrived?! - sitting in the front seat giggling away and making jokes - i call babshit. I wish she would stop trying to pretend her cardboard cut-out of husband has a WILD personality. unless she was whispering to the Uber driver asking For directions to where hot guys hang out on the beach, I doubt he even had a conversation, let alone made jokes. but I will await the footage babs shares after demanding her perform for the camera as. he awkwardly attempts to be funny and the driver looks uncomfortable. 🙄
 
He’s probably just trying to distract the drivers from the fat yellow foghorn in the back, in case they end up with a 1 Uber star rating and no transport.

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Flat headed, flat pack, burnt neck bastard.
 
Why is she always so smug?? She’s a fat ugly twit with no content, no personality, her husband is wet wipe and her daughter is a brat. Her son is lovely but largely ignored.
She is an absolutely appalling human being and yet has a skin like Teflon and always comes up smelling of roses. It’s just not fair!
Braggy braggy show off. duck off with your California trip. You are a sad washed up bleep and one day soon I really hope you get your comeuppance you insufferable witch.
 
Why would we want to see her husband talk to a taxi driver
I wouldn't want to see my husband talk to a taxi driver
Is that the thrilling holiday content we can expect from the next two weeks
I feel if you are going to promise to take all your followers away with you then you need to offer more than your wet husband talking in a taxi and an ugly family shot on a windy beach
Topped off with her flashing her yellow hair and teeth and swinging her gunt like a beached walrus pretending to be in a film
 
She is SOOOO bleeping weird! No one gives a shiny tit if your husband chats to an Uber driver. It’s not interesting or shocking or at all newsworthy. And WTF she’s planned every day and he gets one afternoon to choose the beach?? duck off. You’re *supposed* to be a family, a team, people who share ideas and do things each other want to do. She’s a bloody nightmare.
 
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