Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

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The caption reads "It's time! Are you ready? Let's go!!!"

tit, I'm not ready. I tell you what, you go on ahead and leave me the f{**k alone for a few days.

And, didn't she slag American Tourister a few weeks ago cos they damaged easily, now she's telling the Babette's that they are on sale in Costco. She'd flog her gran if she could.
 
zebby said:
The caption reads "It's time! Are you ready? Let's go!!!"

tit, I'm not ready. I tell you what, you go on ahead and leave me the f{**k alone for a few days.

And, didn't she slag American Tourister a few weeks ago cos they damaged easily, now she's telling the Babette's that they are on sale in Costco. She'd flog her gran if she could.
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Yes she did because she was asking for recommendations for new cases. Obviously her begging didn’t result in any freebies coming her way so she had to go back to Costco and buy new ones herself!
 
ha, brilliant! it had nothing to do with the shoes that were left behind - because we all know that big spender babs would have had no issue treating herself to loads of new pairs - the reality is that she threw a huge tantrum and demanded Sharky turn around and drive back to the hobbit house because her suitcase of snacks had been left behind - and how could babs possibly be expected to get through a flight to California without sugary treats - especially when she needs to keep her energy up to colour with the toddlers! 🙄

what's worse is that it's clear that is only the hand luggage suitcase of snacks for the plane - we all know that her hotel room tour will reveal another full-sized case packed full of cereal bars and haribo and biscuits and crisps and beige, plus her usual selection of decaf tea bags and sleepy tea and half the snack aisle from Sainsbos to help get her through the few hours between her toddler 5pm tea time and her 8pm bedtime, to accompany her eighth bottle "fat free" luminous Fanta. 🤢

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Predictions for after she lands:

Photos of them all in sheet masks

Ste sticking his smelly little thumb up from across the aisle, with a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes

Her explaining she takes one for the team by sitting in between the kiddos to give her giant bumcheeks room to spill over stop them fighting

A run down of whatever tripe she watched during the flight

A tale of how someone complimented her for being such an amazing, clever mummy with her bag full of sticker books and chocolate buttons

Perhaps that stupid reel she always does with the abba song, with everyone doing the actions out of sync
 
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