And sandwich bags of tea bags and sweets
with an entire SUITCASE dedicated to sugary snacks! especially if they are going at Easter, as guaranteed she will be lugging the kids' easter eggs along with them.
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Measles or the measles, who cares what people call it. I'm more concerned that local to me there is a pandemic due to lack of vaccination uptake, once again Babs being totally unaware and choosing a really poor example to use.
tbh, my first thought was that the measles is an incredibly poor example to use given the current situation - there are countless other illnesses she could have chosen. chicken pox vs THE chicken pox or whatever. but ofc, we can't expect babs to have up-to-date knowledge about what's happening in the world, as she has to wait for Sharky to give her a bullet point update, played down into child-approproate language, because she is such a sensitive soul that reading here news herself is far too overwhelming. i imagine Steve deemed a mention of the measles epidemic as a bit "grown up" for babs, and phrased it in toddler terms.
also, i personally do. not refer to Tesco as "Tescos" - it is one of my pet peeves, and infuriates me eveyy time I hear it. same with the pluralising of "Asdas" or "Lilds" etc. i have also never said "I'm just popping to THE tesco" - what the
duck is she babbling on about, and more to the point, HOW is this content?! HOW is this "werk"? i see content shared by other influencers, and it's clear that they put genuine effort into their posts and reels. meanwhile, babs has made a "career" out of talking utter
tit in her stories, creating nonsensical "Gary Barlow vs roast potatoes" polls, fabricated and continuosuly contradictory stories about her WILD teen years and supposed list of medical diagnoses - again, in her latest podcast episode, she was talking about heroin chic in the 90s, intentionally trying to give the impression that she struggled with an eating disorder, as she explained that despite being a size 10, she only ate soup
- jibberish captions with poor grammar and excessive full stops and reels she puts absolutely no time, thought or effort into - especially the recent ones, which are literally just a slide shows of images she has swiped from google, or footage of her as she pouts and grimaces at the camera while flciking her hair, with an caption typed across it.